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Cell started screaming like crazy after he saw The Thing,"Ahhh it's a giant butterfly! Worst of all it's pink!" Tallguy yelled at Cell,"Take out your wand!" Cell yelled angrily,"I don't have a wand!" Tallguy said,"Oh crap!"
Someguy was trying to defeat Punchme but it's harder than it sounds you know!
Someguy decided just to punch him. Someguy was about to punch him until Punchme yelled,"Disarmyton!" Someguy's wand left flying. Someguy was growing nervous. Someguy decided to run like crazy! Punchme was yelling many spells but Someguy dodged the spells like the Matrix! Cool! Someguy saw an army of evil wizards and Tallguy and Cell cornered by them and The Thing!
Cell saw a evil wizard sprinting towards him. Even though Cell was terrified Cell yelled"Take this!" and at the right second Cell farted in the evil wizards face! The wizard yelled"Ahhh! My eyes my ugly evil eyes!" The wizard opened his eyes and saw a reflection of himself and instead of evil and ugly eyes he had beutiful eyes! He yelled in horror"Noooo!!! Why do my eyes have to be beautiful! Why can't they be ugly! Why!!" A evil witch yelled," You destroyed my husband's ugly eyes! Why!! Screw and then you!!" All the evil wizards were running to Tallguy and Cell except the back ones because Someguy was taking care of them.
All the Thing was doing was watching in amusement as the war broke out. Cell and Tallguy went underneath a wizard's legs. Tallguy and Cell told Someguy to run for it.
The Thing then took off for after them and the other wizards did the same.
Cell yelled,"The metal door! Close it!" The Thing just rammed it's head through it and the war between Diago Alley and Dreaded Alley had broke out!
Cell got seperated from Tallguy and Someguy. Cell saw buildings colasped because of the vicious war. Cell started running to hide but a evil wizard was running right towards him. It looked like Punchme! Cell punched him then kicked him hard in his private!! Ouch! He yelled "Ahhhhhh I hate private kickers! Let's see how you fell when you get kicked there!" He kicked Cell in his private and Cell screamed in agony," Mommy he kicked my private and it hurts!! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" Punchme muttered "Crybaby"
Cell yelled angrily,"I'm not a crybaby!" "Oh yes you are!" "Prove it you lieing person that accuses me of beging a crybaby!" "Fine!" "Fine" "Okay then" "Yah okay!" "I will thank you very much!" "Oh your welcome!" Cell said happily. What a weird conversation huh?
Punchme then said,"Your a crybaby because when you get hurt you always cry!" "Cell said"Prove it" "Okay I will!" "Fine!" "Fine!" "When I kicked your private like the man I am you started crying!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "Prove it then!" "Okay I will!" They continued arguing like this while the other people were beating the crap out of each other and buildings were falling down. Pretty stupid huh?
Now to Tallguy fighting other evil wizards! Up up and away! Tallguy was beating the crap out of some wizards until Punchme's evil brother named Kickme kicked Tallguy through a store! Tallguy was very angry and yelled,"Your name is Kickme now isen't it! Well I'll do you a favor and kick you!" Tallguy kicked Kickme and whipped out his wand and yelled "Shinku-Hadouken!"
Kickme yelled "Dance like a weird freak while cooking bacon and eating hot noodle soup!" Tallguy started dancing. Then he cooked bacon and ate soup. The bacon fell on Tallguy's face and the hot soup fell all over Tallguy! Tallguy yelled"Ahhhhh my eyes burn and I have soup in my pants and it stings real bad!" Kickme started laughing maniacally until he saw the beam coming straight at him!
Kickme deflected it and it hit Tallguy and Tallguy left flying through the air in pain from the impact! Tallguy decided just to use his special move the Pancake Maker and jumped on Kickme and Kickme yelled"Ouch! Ho much do you weight one thousand five hundred pounds or something!?" "Yep!" Kickme in his pancake shaped started took a giant step away from him. Kickme turned back to normal.
Kickme well kicked him! Tallguy got kicked threw a store and was koed! No!!! They need you! Oh well!
Cell saw this and immediatley punched Punchme threw a store and ran to fight Kickme!
Someguy was having trouble fighting some other guy. Someguy just started punching the crap out of him and whipped out his wand and yelled,"Sotosuki!" and a green beam of magic came out of his wand. The other guy yelled the dreaded spell and the dreaded spell was overpowering the other spell! Someguy was sweating bullets.
Someguy knew what he was about to do he was going to regret for the rest of his life. Someguy yelled the dreaded spell! Gasp he yelled the dreaded spell! You know what that means! You say"No!" Oh he has to go to Pinkbutterkaban a wizard prison! Nooooo Someguy! Oh well back to the story!
Someguy just had to do it for his life and his friends.The two black spell beams were hitting each other. Someguy just had to win this! His magic beam was about to defeat the ther guy's beam until Evilguy puched Someguy! Someguy's wand slipped out of his hand in the process and Someguy got hit by the dreade spell and died a fast and painful death.
Cell was getting the crap beat out of him. When Cell got up he saw Kickme grinning evilly. Cell wondered why and saw that all the good wizards and witches were on the floor ever koed or dead. Cell was terrified and wondered what he was supposed to do now all alone. Cell started running away like crazy screaming sissy screams!
Cell found Someguy's wand and took it and yelled"Stay back I have a wand and it's armed!" The wizards and witches and The Thing(he can laugh) started laughing maniacally and Kickme asked,"Do you even know how to use that thing!" "No!! But let me test it!" Cell got ready pointed the wand at him and yelled "Hurt them!" and the spell backfired and sent Cell flying in pain! The evil wizards and witches started laughing even harder!
"I can't do this by myself!" Cell saw a vision of his father and he told him "Just put your tiny mind to it okay Cell?" "Okay" "Good" Cell looked for something to help him while the enemies were laughing. Cell saw fire and a fan and a lightbulb just seemed to pop out over his head but only a half lighten light bulb. Cell thought"It's like something is missing!"
Cell looked at the fire, it looked at him, Cell looked at the fan and it looked at him. This happened for a few seconds. Thn he yelled "Umm! Pizza!!" The lightbulb turned off! I slapped myself and asked myself what is in Cell's little mind? I decided to give him a good idea since I'm the author you know!
The lightbulb popped out again but with full light this time! Cell then said,"I know first I'll wait for the wizards and witches then I'll turn on the fan weak enough to make sure the fire does not go out. Then I go far away to make sure the explosion does not kill me and get close to the fan and fart in it! Then the gas of my fart well go over to the fire and kill them!"
When they came Cell did exactly what he planned and then the fire exploded. The people were screaming "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Some of the evil wizards died like Punchme while others lived like Kickme and The Thing(Well he's not a wizard) Cell woke up Tallguy and told him what happened and that Someguy was killed. Tallguy was sad and they talked about the horrible war in the dark and starry night and both fell asleep on the cold, hard, bare ground.
Tommorow would be another day as they shopped because there were only a few shops that survived the diffcult war.
Now is it good. Please review!
Cell started screaming like crazy after he saw The Thing,"Ahhh it's a giant butterfly! Worst of all it's pink!" Tallguy yelled at Cell,"Take out your wand!" Cell yelled angrily,"I don't have a wand!" Tallguy said,"Oh crap!"
Someguy was trying to defeat Punchme but it's harder than it sounds you know!
Someguy decided just to punch him. Someguy was about to punch him until Punchme yelled,"Disarmyton!" Someguy's wand left flying. Someguy was growing nervous. Someguy decided to run like crazy! Punchme was yelling many spells but Someguy dodged the spells like the Matrix! Cool! Someguy saw an army of evil wizards and Tallguy and Cell cornered by them and The Thing!
Cell saw a evil wizard sprinting towards him. Even though Cell was terrified Cell yelled"Take this!" and at the right second Cell farted in the evil wizards face! The wizard yelled"Ahhh! My eyes my ugly evil eyes!" The wizard opened his eyes and saw a reflection of himself and instead of evil and ugly eyes he had beutiful eyes! He yelled in horror"Noooo!!! Why do my eyes have to be beautiful! Why can't they be ugly! Why!!" A evil witch yelled," You destroyed my husband's ugly eyes! Why!! Screw and then you!!" All the evil wizards were running to Tallguy and Cell except the back ones because Someguy was taking care of them.
All the Thing was doing was watching in amusement as the war broke out. Cell and Tallguy went underneath a wizard's legs. Tallguy and Cell told Someguy to run for it.
The Thing then took off for after them and the other wizards did the same.
Cell yelled,"The metal door! Close it!" The Thing just rammed it's head through it and the war between Diago Alley and Dreaded Alley had broke out!
Cell got seperated from Tallguy and Someguy. Cell saw buildings colasped because of the vicious war. Cell started running to hide but a evil wizard was running right towards him. It looked like Punchme! Cell punched him then kicked him hard in his private!! Ouch! He yelled "Ahhhhhh I hate private kickers! Let's see how you fell when you get kicked there!" He kicked Cell in his private and Cell screamed in agony," Mommy he kicked my private and it hurts!! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" Punchme muttered "Crybaby"
Cell yelled angrily,"I'm not a crybaby!" "Oh yes you are!" "Prove it you lieing person that accuses me of beging a crybaby!" "Fine!" "Fine" "Okay then" "Yah okay!" "I will thank you very much!" "Oh your welcome!" Cell said happily. What a weird conversation huh?
Punchme then said,"Your a crybaby because when you get hurt you always cry!" "Cell said"Prove it" "Okay I will!" "Fine!" "Fine!" "When I kicked your private like the man I am you started crying!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "Prove it then!" "Okay I will!" They continued arguing like this while the other people were beating the crap out of each other and buildings were falling down. Pretty stupid huh?
Now to Tallguy fighting other evil wizards! Up up and away! Tallguy was beating the crap out of some wizards until Punchme's evil brother named Kickme kicked Tallguy through a store! Tallguy was very angry and yelled,"Your name is Kickme now isen't it! Well I'll do you a favor and kick you!" Tallguy kicked Kickme and whipped out his wand and yelled "Shinku-Hadouken!"
Kickme yelled "Dance like a weird freak while cooking bacon and eating hot noodle soup!" Tallguy started dancing. Then he cooked bacon and ate soup. The bacon fell on Tallguy's face and the hot soup fell all over Tallguy! Tallguy yelled"Ahhhhh my eyes burn and I have soup in my pants and it stings real bad!" Kickme started laughing maniacally until he saw the beam coming straight at him!
Kickme deflected it and it hit Tallguy and Tallguy left flying through the air in pain from the impact! Tallguy decided just to use his special move the Pancake Maker and jumped on Kickme and Kickme yelled"Ouch! Ho much do you weight one thousand five hundred pounds or something!?" "Yep!" Kickme in his pancake shaped started took a giant step away from him. Kickme turned back to normal.
Kickme well kicked him! Tallguy got kicked threw a store and was koed! No!!! They need you! Oh well!
Cell saw this and immediatley punched Punchme threw a store and ran to fight Kickme!
Someguy was having trouble fighting some other guy. Someguy just started punching the crap out of him and whipped out his wand and yelled,"Sotosuki!" and a green beam of magic came out of his wand. The other guy yelled the dreaded spell and the dreaded spell was overpowering the other spell! Someguy was sweating bullets.
Someguy knew what he was about to do he was going to regret for the rest of his life. Someguy yelled the dreaded spell! Gasp he yelled the dreaded spell! You know what that means! You say"No!" Oh he has to go to Pinkbutterkaban a wizard prison! Nooooo Someguy! Oh well back to the story!
Someguy just had to do it for his life and his friends.The two black spell beams were hitting each other. Someguy just had to win this! His magic beam was about to defeat the ther guy's beam until Evilguy puched Someguy! Someguy's wand slipped out of his hand in the process and Someguy got hit by the dreade spell and died a fast and painful death.
Cell was getting the crap beat out of him. When Cell got up he saw Kickme grinning evilly. Cell wondered why and saw that all the good wizards and witches were on the floor ever koed or dead. Cell was terrified and wondered what he was supposed to do now all alone. Cell started running away like crazy screaming sissy screams!
Cell found Someguy's wand and took it and yelled"Stay back I have a wand and it's armed!" The wizards and witches and The Thing(he can laugh) started laughing maniacally and Kickme asked,"Do you even know how to use that thing!" "No!! But let me test it!" Cell got ready pointed the wand at him and yelled "Hurt them!" and the spell backfired and sent Cell flying in pain! The evil wizards and witches started laughing even harder!
"I can't do this by myself!" Cell saw a vision of his father and he told him "Just put your tiny mind to it okay Cell?" "Okay" "Good" Cell looked for something to help him while the enemies were laughing. Cell saw fire and a fan and a lightbulb just seemed to pop out over his head but only a half lighten light bulb. Cell thought"It's like something is missing!"
Cell looked at the fire, it looked at him, Cell looked at the fan and it looked at him. This happened for a few seconds. Thn he yelled "Umm! Pizza!!" The lightbulb turned off! I slapped myself and asked myself what is in Cell's little mind? I decided to give him a good idea since I'm the author you know!
The lightbulb popped out again but with full light this time! Cell then said,"I know first I'll wait for the wizards and witches then I'll turn on the fan weak enough to make sure the fire does not go out. Then I go far away to make sure the explosion does not kill me and get close to the fan and fart in it! Then the gas of my fart well go over to the fire and kill them!"
When they came Cell did exactly what he planned and then the fire exploded. The people were screaming "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Some of the evil wizards died like Punchme while others lived like Kickme and The Thing(Well he's not a wizard) Cell woke up Tallguy and told him what happened and that Someguy was killed. Tallguy was sad and they talked about the horrible war in the dark and starry night and both fell asleep on the cold, hard, bare ground.
Tommorow would be another day as they shopped because there were only a few shops that survived the diffcult war.
Now is it good. Please review!