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Sorry I have'nt updated. I've had tons of parties, I've went to Laughlin in Nevada, and have been playing NBA Baller. I also realized I haven't described how the characters look. I will describe them in this chapter.
Cell woke up at the break of dawn and he saw the shining sun rising from the horizon. "Man what a horrible dream. Especially the butterfly!" Cell then started rubbing his green eyes and then opened them. He started looking around Diagoly Alley and realized that it wasen't a dream. Cell started shivering seeing dead bodies around Diagoly Alley.
Cell woke up Tallguy. Tallguy stayed asleep. "He must be a heavy sleeper." Cell started jumping on him. Cell slapped his lips off literaly! His lips ran away! Tallguy woke up and tried to speak. But the words were really hard to understand.
Tallguy was running trying to find his lips until he found them. Tallguy then said,"We have to get your other wizard items okay Cell?" "Sure!" Tallguy then said," We have to get your Defense Against the Sissy Dark Arts(DATSDA) items."
"What if the store got destroyed. Remember that war? I saw a lot of buildings colaspe!" "Look Cell it's over there!" Tallguy pointed to a small shop with golden inscriptions on it that said DATSDA. Cell was confused by the letters and asked,"Wasen't it supposed tp say Defense Against the Sissy Dark Arts not DATSDA?" "DATSDA does stand for that." Celll then said,"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stand for what?" Tallguy slapped himself! "Never mind" Tallguy started walking over there and so did Cell.
Tallguy saw a mirror and looked at himself. He had not looked at himself for sevaral years and always wondered how he looked like but never found a mirror. Tallguy saw his long, thick, curly, black hair and saw his ragged jacket. He also was wearing a black t-shirt underneath it. He saw a few wrinkles on his face and he had blue eyes and a few scars. He was about forty years old. He was nine ft tall.
Cell then decided to look at himself in the mirrior and as you guessed it he looked like perfect Cell just was shorter and looked much more immature.
Cell asked,"What are we looking for Tallguy?" "Just a book." When Tallguy found the book they left. Tallguy was looking for Transfirguation shop and got everything Cell needed.
Tallguy almost got everything Cell needed. Cell was busy looking for a broomstick. He saw a Wimpus 2000 and bought it. It was absoloutley the worst broomstick ever or your money is back guranteed! "Yah I got a cool broomstick! Wait where's the on switch?" Cell started searching for a switch when he did not it find he decided just to ask the teachers at Hoggywartsy.
Tallguy looked for Cell and when he found him he said,"Hey Cell we have to get your robes and wand! First let's get the robes. Cell gave the broomstick to Tallguy and walked towards a robe shop. A guy measured Cell. He put a robe on Cell but Cell's tail poked a hole through it, "There all done!" "Wait my tail is poking out! I don't like showing my tail!" Tallguy then asked,"Then why does all your clothes have a hole in them and that shows your tail?" "Because I think my parents were tail showers! Tail showers! Why did they have to be tail showers!? Why, why, why?!" "Shutup!"
Cell kept whining until Tallguy slapped Cell to his senses. "What happened?" "Nothing Cell" Tallguy said smoothly. "Oh" The robe guy gave Cell his robe that was xxtra strong so Cell's tail would'nt poke through it The robe guy said, "Smooth!" Tallguy said"Thanks!"
"Cell go get your wand at the wand shop I have to get something" "Where is the wand shop?" "The wand shop is over there" Tallguy pointed to a old broken down brown shop. "I want to go with you!" "You won't go with me!" "Yes!' "No!" Yes" No" "No" Yes" "No!" "Yes!" Cell then grinned happily and said,"Fine have it your way I'm going with you!" Tallguy could'nt believe that Cell actually tricked him! But he kicked Cell to the wand shop.
Cell then said,"I thought i was going with you!" "To bad!" Cell got angry and barged in the wand shop."Whoa whoa! Angry random person I do know! Don't barge in like that! Cell don't destroy the door or something!" "How did you know my name and what is yours!" "My name is Wandy! Behold Wandy! And I knew your name because I can predict the future! Woo woo!" Wandy started waving his hands. Cell was not a least bit entertained by Wandy's antics.
"I said i was a magical future predicter! Woo woo!" and kept waving his small hands in front of Cell's face. Cell repilied angrily. "To me you look like a little midget man with white hair, green eyes, and a very skinny body wearing midget sized clothes that are rags! Now give me my wand!" "Oh sick you perv you were looking at my body!" "Your body is unavoidable so shut up! It is physically impossible to not see your body at the angle I see you or from where I'm standing and........" Wandy moved to the tall desk and only his neck showed. "So you can see my body from here!" "You did not let me finish you idiot, pathetic exuse for a human being that sells wands!" "Oh sorry!" "You should be and you had to stay at the same place!" "Point proven sorry!" Man i guess Cell isen't such an idiot after all!
"Sorry I was having a moment! What happened?" Never mind he was having moment of smartness. Wandy replied,"We were peacefully looking for your wand and we did not fight at all! Alright!" "Okay!" "Now let's get started!" "But I thought we already started!" "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh I meant from the last wand we started with!" "Oh!"
Cell was trying every wand in the shop. Tallguy was patiently waiting outside. Well actually was screaming in anger! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Why doesn't he hurry up!!!" He punched a random guy! "I'm going to sue you! Expect a call from lawyers!" "Darn it! I'm angry, became violent, punched a random guy that I do not know in the face, and got sued! I have to take out my anger on something!" He punched another guy in the face and got sued again! "I got sued again!" He started screaming for Cell to come out but to bad the walls were soundproof!
Cell was about to give up until Wandy said,"I wonder........" he took out a case. He then a opened it and there was a beutiful, sleek, polished, black wand with a few red stripes on it. Cell instantly grabbed it and a golden aura surrounded him and he felt a warm tingly feeling inside of him. Wandy said,"Odd very peciluar" "What's the odd thing?" "Well there's only two of its kind it was made from a peice of a twelve inch feather of the Black Star Phoenix and the a the type of wood was Black Mangouy wood. It's very rare. And the brother of this wand was the one who gave you that scar" and pointed to Cell's head. "But I don't have a scar!" "Oh sorry!" "But what was his name?" "His name was......" Wandy took a deep breath and said,"Voldie!" "Voldie what a weird name!" Wandy screamed sissy screams and fainted. "Oh well I guess I don't get charged and that's good because I have no money!"
Cell left the wand shop and saw Tallguy his face was red but he had a snowy, white, owl in a cage and it was staring back at him. "This is for you Cell I bought him for you!" "Gee thanks Tallguy!" Cell petted the owl and said,"I will name you Me! Alright Me!" Tallguy shook his head in disproval at Cell's lack of creativity. Cell asked, "Who's Voldie!" out loud everyone at Diagoley Alley screamed sissy screams and fainted including all the pets. Well Tallguy was the only one who did not faint just screamed sissy screams. Cell of course did not faint or scream sissy screams.
"Well Cell he killed your parents!" "Oh I always wondered who killed them! Yah I know who did it! I will get my revange! And anymore information on him Tallguy?" "Well he's an evil wizard that anyone he standed in his way killed them!" "But why did he turn evil?" "He went to Hoggywartsy and he wanted to be cool but everyone thought he was lame. He left Hoggywartsy in tears and said he would get his revange. He started practicing the Dark Sissy Arts and on his free time rapped. When he was ready he killed countless wizards and witches!" Tallguy kept telling Cell as much info as possible. When he was about to reach the end about Voldie it was nightfall and there were sparkling stars in the dark night sky. The full moon was silver and shone light upon Tallguy and Cell.
Cell was taking in the information like oxi-clean takes in wine on somebody's carpet. "Well Cell the night he killed your parents he went after you. He yelled the dreaded spell you deflected it and hit him and it almost killed him. That's why you are famous! And people know your name!" This information was not true if you look at the prolouge Cell did not deflect anything he only screamed sissy screams and bit him. Everyone got this information wrong because a muggie saw Voldie flying away and saw a beam but the beam was his imagination and he could not see the broomstick. Voldie looked like he was flying away from Cell's spaceship and the beam was from there to. They went to he spaceship and found Cell's parents dead. The wizards found this out and instantly put the evidence together and thought Cell deflected Voldie magical spell.
Tallguy then said," And he's the one gave you that scar!" "But I don't have a scar! "Oh sorry and he killed many non magic folks!" Cell then asked,"What are folks?" "They are people Cell." "What are people?" Tallguy became frustarated and replied angrily,"They are yous!" "What are yous?" "They are people!!!!!!!!!" "What are people?" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" "Oh they are ahhs now I know! You could've just said so Tallguy!" "Finally!" What are ahhhs?" "Just sleep here Cell tommorow you are going to Hoggywartsy!" "Yah!" Thay both layed down and fell asleep. Tommorow Cell would finally get to go to Hoggywartsy school of witchcraft and wizadry.
Review please! It will turn funnier when Cell is at Hoggywartsy! I mean it! Oh and i forgot to make Tallguy say muggies first not non magic folks. Then he would say non magic folks sorry for the mistake!
Sorry I have'nt updated. I've had tons of parties, I've went to Laughlin in Nevada, and have been playing NBA Baller. I also realized I haven't described how the characters look. I will describe them in this chapter.
Cell woke up at the break of dawn and he saw the shining sun rising from the horizon. "Man what a horrible dream. Especially the butterfly!" Cell then started rubbing his green eyes and then opened them. He started looking around Diagoly Alley and realized that it wasen't a dream. Cell started shivering seeing dead bodies around Diagoly Alley.
Cell woke up Tallguy. Tallguy stayed asleep. "He must be a heavy sleeper." Cell started jumping on him. Cell slapped his lips off literaly! His lips ran away! Tallguy woke up and tried to speak. But the words were really hard to understand.
Tallguy was running trying to find his lips until he found them. Tallguy then said,"We have to get your other wizard items okay Cell?" "Sure!" Tallguy then said," We have to get your Defense Against the Sissy Dark Arts(DATSDA) items."
"What if the store got destroyed. Remember that war? I saw a lot of buildings colaspe!" "Look Cell it's over there!" Tallguy pointed to a small shop with golden inscriptions on it that said DATSDA. Cell was confused by the letters and asked,"Wasen't it supposed tp say Defense Against the Sissy Dark Arts not DATSDA?" "DATSDA does stand for that." Celll then said,"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stand for what?" Tallguy slapped himself! "Never mind" Tallguy started walking over there and so did Cell.
Tallguy saw a mirror and looked at himself. He had not looked at himself for sevaral years and always wondered how he looked like but never found a mirror. Tallguy saw his long, thick, curly, black hair and saw his ragged jacket. He also was wearing a black t-shirt underneath it. He saw a few wrinkles on his face and he had blue eyes and a few scars. He was about forty years old. He was nine ft tall.
Cell then decided to look at himself in the mirrior and as you guessed it he looked like perfect Cell just was shorter and looked much more immature.
Cell asked,"What are we looking for Tallguy?" "Just a book." When Tallguy found the book they left. Tallguy was looking for Transfirguation shop and got everything Cell needed.
Tallguy almost got everything Cell needed. Cell was busy looking for a broomstick. He saw a Wimpus 2000 and bought it. It was absoloutley the worst broomstick ever or your money is back guranteed! "Yah I got a cool broomstick! Wait where's the on switch?" Cell started searching for a switch when he did not it find he decided just to ask the teachers at Hoggywartsy.
Tallguy looked for Cell and when he found him he said,"Hey Cell we have to get your robes and wand! First let's get the robes. Cell gave the broomstick to Tallguy and walked towards a robe shop. A guy measured Cell. He put a robe on Cell but Cell's tail poked a hole through it, "There all done!" "Wait my tail is poking out! I don't like showing my tail!" Tallguy then asked,"Then why does all your clothes have a hole in them and that shows your tail?" "Because I think my parents were tail showers! Tail showers! Why did they have to be tail showers!? Why, why, why?!" "Shutup!"
Cell kept whining until Tallguy slapped Cell to his senses. "What happened?" "Nothing Cell" Tallguy said smoothly. "Oh" The robe guy gave Cell his robe that was xxtra strong so Cell's tail would'nt poke through it The robe guy said, "Smooth!" Tallguy said"Thanks!"
"Cell go get your wand at the wand shop I have to get something" "Where is the wand shop?" "The wand shop is over there" Tallguy pointed to a old broken down brown shop. "I want to go with you!" "You won't go with me!" "Yes!' "No!" Yes" No" "No" Yes" "No!" "Yes!" Cell then grinned happily and said,"Fine have it your way I'm going with you!" Tallguy could'nt believe that Cell actually tricked him! But he kicked Cell to the wand shop.
Cell then said,"I thought i was going with you!" "To bad!" Cell got angry and barged in the wand shop."Whoa whoa! Angry random person I do know! Don't barge in like that! Cell don't destroy the door or something!" "How did you know my name and what is yours!" "My name is Wandy! Behold Wandy! And I knew your name because I can predict the future! Woo woo!" Wandy started waving his hands. Cell was not a least bit entertained by Wandy's antics.
"I said i was a magical future predicter! Woo woo!" and kept waving his small hands in front of Cell's face. Cell repilied angrily. "To me you look like a little midget man with white hair, green eyes, and a very skinny body wearing midget sized clothes that are rags! Now give me my wand!" "Oh sick you perv you were looking at my body!" "Your body is unavoidable so shut up! It is physically impossible to not see your body at the angle I see you or from where I'm standing and........" Wandy moved to the tall desk and only his neck showed. "So you can see my body from here!" "You did not let me finish you idiot, pathetic exuse for a human being that sells wands!" "Oh sorry!" "You should be and you had to stay at the same place!" "Point proven sorry!" Man i guess Cell isen't such an idiot after all!
"Sorry I was having a moment! What happened?" Never mind he was having moment of smartness. Wandy replied,"We were peacefully looking for your wand and we did not fight at all! Alright!" "Okay!" "Now let's get started!" "But I thought we already started!" "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh I meant from the last wand we started with!" "Oh!"
Cell was trying every wand in the shop. Tallguy was patiently waiting outside. Well actually was screaming in anger! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Why doesn't he hurry up!!!" He punched a random guy! "I'm going to sue you! Expect a call from lawyers!" "Darn it! I'm angry, became violent, punched a random guy that I do not know in the face, and got sued! I have to take out my anger on something!" He punched another guy in the face and got sued again! "I got sued again!" He started screaming for Cell to come out but to bad the walls were soundproof!
Cell was about to give up until Wandy said,"I wonder........" he took out a case. He then a opened it and there was a beutiful, sleek, polished, black wand with a few red stripes on it. Cell instantly grabbed it and a golden aura surrounded him and he felt a warm tingly feeling inside of him. Wandy said,"Odd very peciluar" "What's the odd thing?" "Well there's only two of its kind it was made from a peice of a twelve inch feather of the Black Star Phoenix and the a the type of wood was Black Mangouy wood. It's very rare. And the brother of this wand was the one who gave you that scar" and pointed to Cell's head. "But I don't have a scar!" "Oh sorry!" "But what was his name?" "His name was......" Wandy took a deep breath and said,"Voldie!" "Voldie what a weird name!" Wandy screamed sissy screams and fainted. "Oh well I guess I don't get charged and that's good because I have no money!"
Cell left the wand shop and saw Tallguy his face was red but he had a snowy, white, owl in a cage and it was staring back at him. "This is for you Cell I bought him for you!" "Gee thanks Tallguy!" Cell petted the owl and said,"I will name you Me! Alright Me!" Tallguy shook his head in disproval at Cell's lack of creativity. Cell asked, "Who's Voldie!" out loud everyone at Diagoley Alley screamed sissy screams and fainted including all the pets. Well Tallguy was the only one who did not faint just screamed sissy screams. Cell of course did not faint or scream sissy screams.
"Well Cell he killed your parents!" "Oh I always wondered who killed them! Yah I know who did it! I will get my revange! And anymore information on him Tallguy?" "Well he's an evil wizard that anyone he standed in his way killed them!" "But why did he turn evil?" "He went to Hoggywartsy and he wanted to be cool but everyone thought he was lame. He left Hoggywartsy in tears and said he would get his revange. He started practicing the Dark Sissy Arts and on his free time rapped. When he was ready he killed countless wizards and witches!" Tallguy kept telling Cell as much info as possible. When he was about to reach the end about Voldie it was nightfall and there were sparkling stars in the dark night sky. The full moon was silver and shone light upon Tallguy and Cell.
Cell was taking in the information like oxi-clean takes in wine on somebody's carpet. "Well Cell the night he killed your parents he went after you. He yelled the dreaded spell you deflected it and hit him and it almost killed him. That's why you are famous! And people know your name!" This information was not true if you look at the prolouge Cell did not deflect anything he only screamed sissy screams and bit him. Everyone got this information wrong because a muggie saw Voldie flying away and saw a beam but the beam was his imagination and he could not see the broomstick. Voldie looked like he was flying away from Cell's spaceship and the beam was from there to. They went to he spaceship and found Cell's parents dead. The wizards found this out and instantly put the evidence together and thought Cell deflected Voldie magical spell.
Tallguy then said," And he's the one gave you that scar!" "But I don't have a scar! "Oh sorry and he killed many non magic folks!" Cell then asked,"What are folks?" "They are people Cell." "What are people?" Tallguy became frustarated and replied angrily,"They are yous!" "What are yous?" "They are people!!!!!!!!!" "What are people?" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" "Oh they are ahhs now I know! You could've just said so Tallguy!" "Finally!" What are ahhhs?" "Just sleep here Cell tommorow you are going to Hoggywartsy!" "Yah!" Thay both layed down and fell asleep. Tommorow Cell would finally get to go to Hoggywartsy school of witchcraft and wizadry.
Review please! It will turn funnier when Cell is at Hoggywartsy! I mean it! Oh and i forgot to make Tallguy say muggies first not non magic folks. Then he would say non magic folks sorry for the mistake!