A/n: (looks around) how come it's so quiet over here. Look everybody else are crowded but I'm (sniff) all alone (burst out in tears) I need more reviews too. BANG sorry about that my inner child just escaped, but no worry's she's safely locked up again.

Disclaimer: what ever they say it is not true that I'm keeping Sesshô maru in the basement. We don't have a basement.

HELLS KITCHEN

BY PANTHERA1984

CHAPTER 9

"KAG CHAN I'M KICKING OUT TIBERIAS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE JUST SAID! Sango screamed from the top of the stairs.

Kagome stopped cleaning the wooden table rolling her eyes upwards she sighed. This morning when they came home from there trip Mrs. Kitsune had been waiting at the door telling them that because they would be having an early inspection tomorrow.

If that wasn't bad enough Kagura had warned that the whole tavern would be inspected, meaning that the privet quarters would also be taken up on the in the whole process of grading.

Everyone had expected Kagura to be retaliating because she couldn't find serious wrongs the last time, but to go as low as inspecting the whole tavern was not what any of them would have guessed.

So they called in favors from Inu yasha and Tiberias (better known as Black Panther but he told his name when he found out what Kagome's was thanks to Sesshô maru) every one was now working as best and as hard as they could to get the whole place in top shape for tomorrow.

Turning around to face the door that leaded to there privet chambers and currently had a pissed of Sango stomping down the chairs. The angered female appeared a few seconds after yelling her threat.

Whipping the desperation from her face Kagome tried to look compassionate in an attempted to sooth Sango's emotional state as quick as possible; they just didn't have the time for petty fights today.

"What did he do this time Sango an hour ago you said he couldn't possibly get worse." Kagome worked hard to say the right thing so she wouldn't set Sango of more.

"Not worse, well he just did. Do you now what he just said! He told me that dominant females like flying pigs should not exist, and if they did, they were a damned nuisance since they wouldn't stay in their pens."

Bringing her fist down on the nearest table to fend some of her anger Sango missed the pained expression flashing over Kagome's face. "But Sango you know he only says that to get a reaction out of you, like Miroku when he grobs you."

Lifting her fist from the table Sango watched the poor thing crack in half absent mindedly, while she was more focused on Kagome's words. "Well I rather put up with Miroku's groping than with the red haired jackass."

"Did I hear some one utter my name? While coming inside his arms full with supplies to fix the loose boards from the staircase. "And it's the lovely lady Sango too, the honor I'm bestowed with."

Deciding to leave downstairs to Sango Kagome made her way out before she would be caught in what looked to be like the starting of world war III, and just in time to by the sound of it.

"YOU PERVERT DO THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL MAKE SURE THERE WONT EVEN BE A MOLECULE LEFT TO TELL THAT YOU ACTUALLY EXSISTED!!!!

"But Sango dear you just said yourself you don't mind me." That was probably the wrong thing to say by the sound of crashing furniture, just when Kagome reached to top stair se heard the vague attempts from Miroku to calm Sango down.

Shaking her head Kagome set of to her bedroom, the monk was fighting a losing battle this time not only was Sango pissed but also in her first day of her period a lethal combination with her.

Coming in her room Kagome stopped dead in her tracks usually she looked over the fact that her room was a mess but now it was taking revenge in a big way she would have to clean it all up, live just isn't faire.

Lying down on her tummy Kagome started with pulling everything from under her bed (she was amazed at all the stuff she fitted under there) coming across worn sneakers, lots of underwear, towels with fungus on them. (She got right of those by holding them with the tip of her index finger and thumb, dumping them in the nearest trash bag)

It was while she was fishing a sticky wad of papers from under her bed that she felt Thunder run over her back followed by a yelling Inu yasha. "You damn mongrel, give that back."

Inu yasha was breathing heavy and Kagome could just move in time so she wouldn't be stepped on again. "Shit, flea bag get over here now or I'll skin you." Kagome heard enough.

Standing up to see what was going on exactly, she almost shocked at the sight of Thunder taking of with Inu yasha's red sweat pants followed closely by Inu yasha self wearing nothing but his grey sweater and bleu boxer.

Wisely deciding not to get mixed up in this one Kagome began her round through her room throwing everything that was broken, useless or to old in her third trash bag, this was going to be a long day.

"""" that night was the first one since her mother died that Kagome slept in such a clean room as they all did, and she even had to agree that it was kinda nice to be able to step out of your bed and be sure you wouldn't step in something icky.

In the room next to Kagome Sango was looking at her bandaged hand after her temper cooled down she had attempted to help Miroku fix as many tables and chairs as possible but she only managed to whack her own hand instead of the nails.

Even further down the hall Miroku was still up sitting behind his desk working on one of his photo albums, this one containing pictures of Sango. Smiling while flipping through the contents he stopped every once in a while to look at a certain picture longer, he especially liked the one of Sango sleepwalking her face covert chocolate stains.

Looking up at the sounds coming from the hall, Miroku quickly closed his album and hid it. Then going right to bed he knew that the girls would love to get there hands on those photo's so they could get rid of them.

He shouldn't have worried since it was only Shippô going to his mothers room but Miroku didn't poses the ability to look through walls and didn't know he had nothing to worry about.

Knocking softly on his mothers door Shippô entered when she said that he could come in. "and little one what are you coming for this late an hour?

Closing the door the little fox jumped under the covers his mother was holding up, Snuggling close and making himself comfortable before telling. "Well there was this monster under my bed but then it disappeared, and I didn't know where it was anymore. And I'm telling you I don't mind monsters but when they only come out at night and wont stay put I just don't feel save."

Nodding in understanding Mrs. Kitsune pulled her child a bit closer and whispered in his ear. "My son I agree."

It wasn't long after that, that everyone was asleep. For a short while they didn't worry about inspection or personal problems. All just enjoyed there dreams, well all except Kagome who was having bothersome dreams about golden eyes and trail of fine little silver hairs leading a disturbing path from the navel downwards to disappear in white silk sweat pants.

Swallowing hard Kagome began to shift uncomfortable in her bed, while her heart began to bead faster and an unknown heat began to spread through her body, besides her Thunder gave her an annoying look when he was almost shoved out of bed.

Standing up the canine went to lei down at the feet's end where he wouldn't be bothered by her frantic movements. Settling down he threw one last look at the roused female before placing his head on his paws going to sleep himself.

By morning Kagome finally reached the state of a dreamless sleep and for a hour or two she was allowed to sleep peacefully, that's when Sango barge in throwing open the curtains and yelling Kagome's name.

"Kagome you have to get up, we need you to shop for something." Sango's voice was more cheery than normally and Kagome grew suspicious at once.

Slowly sitting up revealed bed head hair, she eyed the bouncy female trying to find out what she was up to be just watching her, it didn't help. "Why do I have to do the shopping?

Turning towards Kagome Sango smiled brightly at the sight her friend presented her with. "Because we are no longer allowed into that particular store, remember the last time Miroku and I went there we started having a fight and ever since we are banned."

Kagome shoulders slummed, not that store. But before Kagome could protest Sango had already thrown her cloths on her bed and left. Mumbling under her breath Kagome began to change to go to Stranglers.

Stranglers was a shop that was completely built underground and if that didn't come of as weird, the supplies the store was selling would. Every self respecting demon or demon fighter knew about Stranglers it was the place to be to get all your weapons, herbs, spells and other objects.

Kagome disliked the place because not only was it huge (seven levels) but she always felt this odd tingling sensation when ever she was there and now with her being able to see aura's she had this slight suspicion it was even going to be a worse experience.

Going to the living room to get herself some toast before setting of Kagome had to blink a couple of times to make sure she was seeing her own house and not some dream, she never knew the place could look so good.

Going to the kitchen table Kagome leaned over Sango to grab herself a piece of buttered toast while whispering a warning in Sango's ear. "You better know that you own me big time."

Waiting for Sango to nod Kagome left, picking the list of needed supplies from the pin-up board that was installed yesterday by the door. Skimming over Kagome noticed that it meanly held rare herbs for Mrs. Kitsune, polishing oil for Sango's boomerang (at Stranglers they had special stuff that made anything as sharp as a knife), some special paper on which Miroku could write his sutras, a couple of leaves for Shippô and all the way at the bottom stood the crystals Kagome suggested they could use as an alarm system.

Going down Kagome noticed that Thunder was coming alone with her, she felt sorry for the wolf but he couldn't came along not this time. Kneeling down she took hold of the animals head so she was looking into his eyes. "I'm sorry Thunder but you can't come along Stranglers doesn't allow animals any more after that accident a few years back."

Bestowing one mournful look at her Thunder took of to her room, his whole posture telling her he was offended by something she said, but Kagome didn't have the time to figure it out. She wanted to be early at Stranglers so it wouldn't be crowded in the place.

Grabbing her winter coat from the hook Kagome set of for the supplies, thinking at least this way she wouldn't have to watch Kagura inspecting the place. But it didn't matter how hard she tried it only seemed to bring a pinprick of delight.

Walking through the streets Kagome noticed the evil aura's storming her senses from every corner, with some concentration (she had practiced yesterday while cleaning so she mastered auras) she was able to ignore them but that didn't make it any easier to ignore the gangs.

On the corner of fifth as it was called by the inhabitants from hells kitchen Hiten's gang stood. Five boys watching every passenger calculating if they were worth there time apparently they weren't that interested in Kagome, much to her relieve.

Going on Kagome passed an alley that looked particular red, blood red and the scent was telling her that her eyes were right. Trying not to wonder which poor being had died there recently Kagome just kept going she knew in what kind of place she lived but that didn't make it easier when she was confronted with it.

One single tear fell down her cheek; while she wondered if they were ever going to be able to leave this sick place even if they were inheriting there mothers money they still had to pay of bit by bit so not to raise suspicion.

Finally passing the barriers that separated the normal world with hells kitchen Kagome set of west to Stranglers her thoughts still at the possibilities of Naraku finding out about the money they would be getting at there twentieth birthday.

Slowly the raven haired girl made her way towards the hidden entrance of Stranglers, she didn't notice the looks males threw her even those with girls hanging on there arms this caused her to get some hateful looks to.

Slipping into the narrow path between Saks and Victoria secrets Kagome remained totally blissful. Walking to the end she dusted one brick off revealing a miniature phone.

Picking up the horn Kagome waited for the soulless voice to address her and ask for her purpose of being here. "Higurashi, Kagome. Female, 19 years, sixteen former visits wielder of the katana's dream and hope, please state your business."

Mouthing every word Kagome almost was caught of guard when the voice ended but she quickly recomposed herself. "I'm here to restock supplies."

The second she finished her sentence a rumbling noise came from the ground, she hated this part even more than the actual shopping in the store. As the ground under her feet vanished Kagome thought about the lesson all girls learn at there first visit at Stranglers, never ever wear a skirt or dress.

Falling down through the ceiling strait onto a cushion in the already quite busy mean hall, Fighting her way out of the smoldering cushion this time she did notice the hopeful looks some males threw her but they turned away as soon as they noticed she wasn't wearing a skirt or dress.

Grimacing Kagome made it out finding herself still holding the receiver, she quickly got rid of it but inside she was sniggering surf them right, making such a entrance it should be illegal.

But now she was inside Kagome was set on not wasting her time she wanted out of this place as fast as possible. Going to where the elevators were Kagome grabbed a basket and managed to get into one of the closing elevators.

She saw a green woman wearing an orange skater outfit, pushing the number six, the same level she would start from there she would make her way up. Trying to ignore the two whispering demons standing behind her and looking only at the brass doors Kagome couldn't help but feel relieved when she was out.

Heading strait for the paper and book section to get Miroku's sheets, Kagome found that there was a whole section with books about auras, mystical powers, clairvoyant and other stuff like that unable to help herself she walked to the bookshelves.

Walking past the numerous books with her index finger running over the backs Kagome stopped when one book in particular draw her attention by a feeling of rightness and belonging.

Pulling the book out from between the others Kagome read the title. 'Miko's history a handling over the rich history of this particular brand of priestesses and detailed explanations on there powers.'

She almost put it back between the other books but for some odd reason she found herself walking away the book in her basket. Her next stop was by the desk of a very wrinkled looking man (think along the lines of bloodhounds) on the top of his head tufts of dull brown hair could be found his eyes were barely visible underneath all the wrinkles.

Very carefully the man made a curt bow before looking back up to Kagome. "I'm Vladimir my lady. How may I be of service? His voice was surprisingly smooth as silk and especially disturbing coming from such a face like his.

"I'm in need of a bunket (it means about 25 pieces of paper) of sutra parchment the yellow color." Kagome pointed to the one sheet that was visible behind the counters glass.

Making another bow Vladimir went to the storage room just behind him and appeared a few seconds later holding a square linen package in his hand. "There you go young lady may it serve its purpose well and blessed be." Another bow.

Trying not to freak out at this formal behavior Kagome decided to make a bow herself before walking away as fast as possible without making it seem like running, she had forgotten how weird the salespeople were in this place.

Going back in the direction of the elevators Kagome came in the section where she could get Sango's oil. Luckily she didn't need to deal with a salesperson since the pots and other containers were all staled out on a big wooded table.

Grabbing a pot about the seize of her fist from the needed oil Kagome proceeded going to the elevators, her next stop would be the fourth floor where all the herbs where then to the third where she would be able to find her crystals and then she was finally ready to go back to the main hall to pay.

Stepping in the elevator this time completely empty elevator Kagome pushed the wooden bottom containing the black number four. After a few minutes the elevator came to a bumpy halt and the brass doors squeaked open.

The smell of plants, herbs and flowers washed over Kagome; thankfully it was a nice scent. Going through the endless racks containing this or that, Kagome stopped every now and then to pick something of and place it in a paper wrapper that was provided. (On the wrapper the name of the plant was printed with a tiny picture)

It took her a long time before she had all the mentioned herbs together and her basket was now getting quite crowdie. Trying to avoid crashing into a small demon girl wearing a kimono that kept changing its color from dark red to orange to bright yellow giving you the feeling you were watching a flame.

Just as Kagome past the girl looked her strait in the eye causing Kagome's hairs in her neck to stand on end, the girl's eyes were colorless and appeared to be wholes. Suppressing her shivers Kagome tore her eyes away from the girls and quickly went once again to the elevator.

Only shortly stopping to grab some leaves out a big wooden crate for Shippô, by the elevators one was just clearing out. Waiting patiently for everybody to get out (it was quite a big Kitsune family and Kagome kept being brushed by tails) once cleared she walked in her back to the entrance while she pushed the black number three.

Just before the doors closed she felt some one coming in, a soft click announced the door being closed. Turning around Kagome's heart skipped a beat or two, standing at the other side was the tormentor of her dreams (unfortunately she remembered each and every one she dreamed last night) Sesshô maru, this time wearing his official cloths white silk hoari and hakama an yellow obi only the armor was missing.

Ogling for a few more minutes Kagome tore her eyes away from this grant sight, she needed to calm down or her scent would tell him he was shut in an elevator with an extremely embarrassed but otherwise roused female.

It wasn't like she was going to in here with him for long; she kept reminding herself that it was only one floor. Slowly calming down meanly because Sesshô maru paid no notice to her what so ever (thank god for small favors) Kagome noticed that the elevator was bumpily coming to a halt.

Waiting for the brass doors to open Kagome walked forward, she never would have been able to predict what happened next.

While the floor disappeared under her feet Kagome smacked against the ceiling before the elevator came to an abrupt halt and she was thrown back on the ground. Swallowing hard Kagome looked around with watering eyes, the lift just broke.

Next to her Sesshô maru had been able to grab the railing in time so he was only slightly ruffled but otherwise just fine. Not paying attention to Kagome he carefully sniffed the walls, his nose told him that some of the cables just gave out.

On the ground Kagome finally gathered enough courage to stand up, one glance told her that her basket had come better of than herself it looked just before the free fall. Watching Sesshô maru pulling back from the wall Kagome couldn't contain herself any longer.

"What... What just happened? Her voice shook like mad but she stood firmly while facing the Inu youkai, she needed answers and she knew he would know them.

Bestowing her with one of his more frosty stares he hadn't forgiven here for kicking him out of his own bed. Sesshô maru almost let out a sighed when she wouldn't look away and kept her bleu grey eyes on him her stare not wavering under his.

He gave in. "some of the cables broke and according to my calculations we dropped a floor and a half. The repairmen will fix it in a short while the cables should hold it out so long until then I suggest you keep to yourself since I don't need your frantic behavior, human." The last word was spat out telling Kagome he really didn't fancy being stuck with her.

Sitting back down against the wall Kagome couldn't help but wonder why the elevator gave out on this day or more particular with her and Sesshô maru in. it some one up there must have a real twisted sense of humor.

"""" Sango was carefully doing a last moment check on all the table and chairs from there dinner corner, something that was quite necessary since she almost broke half of it. But Miroku had done a good job and now the wooden furniture didn't even have traces to tell it had been broken.

On the bar Shippô could be found forced to wear his best cloths hair and tail brought back in order to, his mother had been of meaning that filthy looking boys didn't go with a clean house and much to his displeasure she had given him a hard scrubbing with cold water and disinfected soap.

Picking up his tail he gave to poor assaulted part of his body a sad stare, his once bushy tail was now looking very thin with all the hairs being held in check by the anti frizz lotion.

Deciding it was best not to focus on himself his green orbs returned to watching Sango who had been busy the past half hour with pushing all the tables and sitting on every chair.

Upstairs Miroku was keeping his eyes on the clock and found that it was time to go down, calling for Mrs. Kitsune to come he went down.

Coming in he noticed Sango standing at the bar where Shippô sat, for once his thoughts were completely on the upcoming event so he wasn't aware how close to Sango he was currently standing.

They were shortly after joined by Mrs. Kitsune who picked Shippô from the bar and put him before her. Just when everybody was settled down for the wait a gush of frost bite air announced Kagura's arrival but this time she wasn't alone.

Standing at her side was a small albino child holding a silver platter against her chest. In her white her where two white flowers on each side of her head, her eyes had the creepy affect of a mirror giving you the feeling she was blind.

Kagura looked as usual sour and not to happy, she didn't say a thing and before going of to grade directly leaving her older sister behind to watch the inhabitants. This time Kagura was particular not happy even if she didn't show it, Naraku had ordered her to gathered as much information about the inhabitants as she could.

And where better than in there living quarters, so Naraku had sent out o message that the whole tavern would be inspected by Kagura and to make sure no one interfered he had sent Kanna along with her.

Coming in the privet domain Kagura was surprised to see everything orderly and clean, not something she had suspected from the humans. Setting her slight surprise aside she went through the room collecting little things like hairs, pieces of cloths and other things that wouldn't be missed.

The last room she came in was the living room, where it was slightly messier and the remains of breakfast could be found in the kitchen sink. Making one round she decided she had enough to please her father and went for her real work.

Downstairs Miroku had a hard time keeping his senses in check since the silver platter the girl was holding sent his mystic abilities sky rocketing, thankfully he was able to pull his eyes of the object when he heard Kagura coming back.

The wind demoness wasn't really into inspecting this time so she ended up with giving an okay for the next to weeks and no article for them to buy. Leaving a copy of the paper on the table she had been writing on she gave a short nod to Kanna informing her they were good to go.

A collective sighed could be heard at the closing of the door, the energy in the room had been so tense that at one point Sango was suspecting to see little bolts of electricity any moment.

Every one went to sit at the table and Sango pulled the form towards her, but the sight of not having to buy anything didn't cheer her up this time, not when all her senses were telling her something was about to go wrong, really wrong.

The form made a round and each reacted the same way as Sango, there were no smiles and sparkling eyes this time, because each felt darkness approaching and it was slowly closing them in.

:: A/n: well, well Sesshô maru and Kagome are dangling together in an elevator (THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN) and I finally mentioned a bit of Naraku's plan. You all probably noticed I haven't said much about what he is up to but that's only because I don't want you to figure it out to soon, I want it to be a surprise. Anyway just leave a review and tell me how much you like my story or not, which ever suits you I'm not fickle.

To the reviews

Hinoke: don't worry the fluff is coming in the next chapter, I just had to set the stage right in this one. I can only hope that you're going to like what I'm going to do even if it's pretty obvious.

Witchyinuyashagurl1: he you got your own account, good going (waves pom- poms in the air) anyway onto the answer. Yup I'm one of those people who can enjoy a good grill (holds out pitch fork and looks sneaky) but anyway I know that Sesshô maru was a bit ooc with his cloths but do keep in mind that he was just kicked out of his own bed by a human female the same one of a species that usually drools all over him, he was suffering a minor shock and didn't really think on what he was pulling out of the closet (please no hentai thoughts here) but as you could read he was back to normal in the elevator again.