Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter. Too bad I don't or else I would tweak the DBZ world a little bit more then usual.
Well on to the story my fellow citizens. I do not own Fereris. I can't spell it either! Why! For some reason I did not change Ginny's looks or name.
Birds were chirping, the sun was rising, and the green freak known as Cell woke up. "Come on Tallguy! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!!!" Cell screamed in his ear. He suddenly woke up alost deaf thanks to Cell. "Wow Cell you almost made me deaf! Thanks." Tallguy said sarcastically."Your welcome!!" Cell started grinning like some sort of maniac. "I was being sarcastic!" "What is this sarcastic you are talking about!? Is he your brother or something because it sounds more like a girl name?" "You will never understand my dear Cell." "I'm not a deer you big deer calling persson that is very tall!" "Cell I was being sarcastic!" "Ohhhhhh so your brother said that!" "Whatever!"
"Okay Cell we have to go to King Almost Looks Like A Cross Station. Got it?" "Yah I'm going to Hoggywartsy!" "I think that's a yes." " It seemingly seems like a yes because it is! Or is it?"
Tallguy and Cell started walking towards the train station.
One hour later they had gotten there. "Cell here's your ticket" "Cell turned around and walked then he realized Tallguy was not following him. Cell spun around and saw Tallguy no where in sight. "No Tallguy come back I don't have my luggage!" Cell started running towards Diagoly Allly and realized the train was leaving in thirty minuets and it tooked the one hour to get to King Almost Looks Like A Cross Station. How was he supposed to get there and back? "I'm done for! Wait I have my broomstick! But there is no on switch! Maybe you just have sit on it! That's it!" Cell sat on it. He then yelled"Up,up, and away towards Diagoley Alley were I lost my luggage!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" The broomstick was very hard to control! Well duh when you buy the worst broom ever and it's guranted they guranteed you a terrible ride! "Well at least this better then walking!" Tallguy's image was in Cell's head and remebered that Tallguy told him to be hidden from Muggies when he was flying and to keep his broomstick with him when they were going to the station. Thankfully he did.
Cell then flew up. "Hey I'm starting to get a hang of this!" He ran into a tree! "Never mind!" cell was stuck in a tree and had to get out he only had twenty five minuets left. Cell saw sombody. "Help me stranger I'm stuck in this tall brown tree! Save me! Please!" "Hello my name is Nicey the Nice Nice! You must be Cell Rotter Dotter." "You must be nice then!" "Yep I am! Now what can I do for you!?" "Save me from this tree! Chop it so I can get down!" Cell was losing his grip on the Wimpus 2000. "It's against my nature to chop down trees! I love them!" Nicey hugged the tree caringly and said"Nothing bad will happen to you" Cell then muttered angrily and rolled his eyes. "Oh great a tree hugger! Wait I'm also a tree hugger! I love you trees!" He started hugging them.
Two minuets had already passed and Cell realized that. "Well just climb up here and yank me down!" "You'll get hurt and that's mean!" "It's nice when you do it to me!" He got out a law book that had laws and wrote. "See Nicey it even says in this law book says it's nice to hurt Cell!" Nicey being so naive believed him and yanked him down. Cell got up and flew away on his broomstick. Cell satrted spinning and doing alley-oops. It was one minuet to ten minuets so Cell put the pedal to the metal! "I'm putting the petal to the metal! Yah petal to the metal!" Cell reached Diagoley Alley and saw his luggage and some sort of janitor was near it. "Hi person I'm sure that their name is Trashman!" "Nope my name is Maxie and your name is Cell! Cell Dotter!" "Awwwww!" "Yes I was right one point for Maxie zero points for Cell! I'm on fire baby! Literally!" You can see a peice of his hair burning.
"Wait Cell where's your scar!" "I don't have a scar!!" "Oh sorry!" Cell finally remember that there was no way he could carry his luggage and fly at the same time! Just no way! "Hey ummm Maxie do you have a car I could borrow?" "Sure Cell!" Cell got in the the red Fererri. (I can't spell it can someone tell me how to spell it?) "Do you even know how to drive Cell?" "No but I'm going to learn right now!" Cell pushed the pedal all the way and his velocity was amazing!! A police saw this and started chasing him but was no match for the other car's speed. "Ahhhhh tree!!!" Cell turned the other way. "Ahhhh hobo!!" Cell almost hit the traveling hobo! "Ahhh bum!!" Cell hit a mailbox it flew and hit the bum. Cell then thought what he was going to say in trial the reason why he hit the bum. "I will say the mailbox hit the bum! It's the mailbox's fault! Blame the mailbox" Cell saw a old lady. "Ahhh helpless old lady!" For some unknown reason she threw a bag of food at the car's window! "Ahhhhh i can't see what's ahead of me!" Cell crashed into a wall.
"I wonder what's my ticket number?" Cell's face suddenly turned pale. Well some of it always was really pale natrually. "It's 5678690 and 3/90768! How am I supposed to get there in time the train leaves in....." looks at a clock. "Ten minuets! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Cell backed up the car an went in the station! He started driving in it and ran over someone! The person who he ran over's wife said,"I'm sueing you!" Cell yelled"I'm not telling you my name!" Cell kept driving madly. Eight minuets later Cell stopped and he was in between platform 5678690 and 5678691.
Cell ran over to a worker there and asked "Were is platform 5678690 and 3/90768?!" "You must be joking alien kid! Wait your an alien kid! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" The guy ran away! Some woman yelled in his ear loudly"Hello my name is Mocky Crazy Weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cell screamed,"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crazy old woman I'm not death!" "Well I know where Platform 5678690 is!" "Well good for you so tell me!" "But first meet my children!" "But I only have...." looks at a clock "one min...." "Everyone in our family besides a daughter of mine named Ginny has Rainbow colored hair!" She pointed to two tall, blue eyed, rainbow colored haired boys."There names are Ferd and Gorge." She then pointed to a girl with long rainbow haired girl with blue eyes. She was a yellow shirt that had the word magic on it and some sort of jeans.. "She is Ronny" Ferd and Gorge walked up to Cell and shook both of his hands. "Nice to meet you" Cell then got shocked. "Ferd and Gorge don't play mean tricks on him! By the way what is your name?" Mocky asked. "I'll tell you later it's only thiry seconds before the train leaves!" "It is! You have to skip through the wall of platform 5678690!" Cell grabbed his cargo and skipped through it just as Mocky instructed him.
Cell, Ronny, Ferd, and Gorge ran towards the train. Ferd and Gorge went off somewhere in the train. Cell and Ronny found seats and then sat in them. "So since you already know I'm Ronny Weasel what's your name?" "Cell. Cell Dotter." "Your Cell Dotter!! Amazing I'm talking to Cell Dotter! Wait where's your scar?!" "I don't have a scar!!!" "Oh sorry!" A brown haired boy with a smart look in his face was standing before them. " May I sit here?" the boy asked questiongly. "Sure!" Cell replied. The boy looked at Cell and yelled,"Holy book your Cell Dotter!! Where's your scar?" "How many times do I have to tell everyone I don't have a scar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The boy held his ears in pain. "Sorry Cell" Cell forgived him and asked for the boy's name. "My name is Herman." "Okay!"
Ronny was trying to make a frog turn pink. Cell was mildly interested while Herman was really interested! Ronny failed many times. Herman showed Ronny the proper words and technique. Ronny asked him,"What are you a I know everything in the world and I love helping other people and I am a nerdy know everything Wonder Boy?!" "Yes I am" Ronny then said,"Cocky" Cell then asked, "What's cocky?" Ronny replied,"What are you an idiot?!" "Yes. Yes I am!" "Wow wasen't expecting that!
Herman then started talking about how smart he was and everything. Then he started talking about the history of Hoggywartsy. Cell and Ronny became so bored and they fell asleep
Six hours later they got to Hoggywarsty. "Wake up!" Herman slapped both Ronny and Cell awake. Cell, Ronny, and Herman went to some changing room. When they all changed into their robes they walked outside. Cell saw Tallguy outside of the train. "Hey Tallguy!" He told Tallguy everything that happened after Tallguy left. Tallguy repeadtly said sorry because Tallguy also did not remind him about his luggage. "Who's your friends Cell?" "Oh that's Ronny and this is Herman" Herman walked straight to Tallguy. "Nice to meet you sir" "Nice to meet you too" Then it was Ronny's turn. "Hi my name is Ronny as Cell told you it's awsome to meet you!" "Ronny!!" Herman said in anger. He really thought Ronny was being rude. "Wow I've never met a boy so polite!" Ronny said suprised. Ronny really thought Herman was only smart guy. Nothing else.
Tallguy yelled in the air,"First years come on board these boats!" Ronny, Cell, Herman, Tallguy, and boy named Nevy went on the boat. A mouse came out of Ronny's pocket. "Mind you people Scabby is getting out of my pocket. No one here is scared of mice? Right?" Everyone shook there head in the way that means no. "Good!" Cell then replied,"No, but I'm scared of butterflies!! So don't have a butterfly as a pet or I'm not your friend!!" Everyone on the boat stared at him in a weird way. Well everyone beside Tallguy he already knew that! Ronny replied "Yah Cell yah." "Herman looked towards Nevy. He had blue eyes brown hair was a little overweight. He was only a little bit taller than Ronny and was wearing robes with red on it. Cell noticed the red on Nevy's robe and screamed,"Ahhhh it's blood!! Get away from me you evil murderer!! Don't take my life too!! Everyone swim away he's an evil murder!!" "Cell that always was there it's a design!" Herman explained. "Ahhhhh you use blood as a design!! You sick people! You totally discust me!"Ronny yelled,"Cell it isen't blood!!" "Then what is it ketchup? I love ketchup!! Must lick ketchup!!" Cell started licking the design on Nevy's robe! Nevy yelled,"What is he mentally disturbed!!" Cell then stopped and yelled angrily,"You calling the great Cell Rotter Dotter mentally disturbed!" Nevy then got excited. "Your Cell Dotter! Wait where's your scar!?" "I don't have a scar!" and Cell punched Nevy off the boat!
Tallguy paddled the boat off towards Nevy's direction and got him.
"Sorry boy that I don't know there name." "It's okay! By the way my name is Nevy Bigbutt!" Everyone on the boat started snickering! "Hey why are you snickering! Why does this always happen!!" "Nothing Nevy!" Cell the realized he did not have his cargo! "Where is my cargo!!" "Don't worry Cell the teachers took it to the main place which is were we eat. "Oh"
"Oh Cell you diden't get to meet my other brother Perecy! I hate him!" Cell asked,"Why!?" "Well he get's better robes than anyone in the family because he's a Player!" "Ohhh my gosh he's a player!! He does that to innocent girls! What kind of man is he? I would be ashamed too if my brother was a player! Wait I don't have a brother! Oh well!" Ronny realized what Cell thought his brother actually was and also was suprised what player also could mean! "Cell not that type of player!" "Oh! Then what does that mean!" "Well you can get it the earliest when your a fifth year. You have to be like perfect to get it!" "Man that's hard!" "Yes it is!"Ronny agreed.
Cell, Ronny, and Nevy were shocked at the giant castle they soon saw appear out of no where. The moonlight was all over the castle. The sparkling stars seemed to make the castle see natrual. Lights were flickering throught castle's windows and shone upon the water.
Cell then yelled,"Cool yellow water!! i've never seen yellow water! Well only when I go to the bathroom!" Herman replied,"Cell that's just the light comig from the castle shining on the water!" "Oh"
Cell, Ronny, Herman, and Nevy climed out of their boat and saw a bunch of first years close to the door. Nevy went off somewhere in the crowd while Ronny, Herman, and Cell tried to get to the front. When they finally did a blond haired boy approached them and smirked. "So it's true Cell Dotter has come to Hoggywartsy!" The first years started whispering but Cell caught a few words that said his name. "Dotter you need to learn who to hang out with who will show you the right way and that is me and my friends!" Darco pointed to tough overweight girls. "Those are my cronies Goyleen and Crabbeen! Some people are just weak people! Poor and dumb." Darco looked at Ronny. "K-mart bought robes, rainbow colored hair, freckles, must be a Weasel!" Darco said coldly. "By the way my name is Darco Milfoil join me!" It seemed more like a command then a request. Cell looked at Ronny who was hurt at Milfoil's latest insults. "Yah....." Cell put his hand in Darco's hand. Everyone was shocked. Ronny and Herman could not belive it it and Milfoil was smirking. "Right!!!" Cell finished and kicked his private. Darco said coldly,"You'll pay Dotter!!" Darco was holding his crotch.
A stern looking woman opened the doors and said,"Hello my name is Mrs.McDonald and you will all be taking a test today to decide in which house you will be placed in. I am head of the Gryfinroar House.
Everyone was really nervous besides three idiots which were Goyleen. Crabeen, and Cell!
Cell saw a hat on a stool and it sang a stupid song!
"I am the Hoggywartsy hat and here to see you all to the house that pleases me and you will get what you need. I well just tell you were ought to be!"
"Maybe you belong in Gryfinroar! Where the brave may dwell their daring heart , thier nerve, and chivalry set the Gryfinroars apart!"
"Or maybe Hufflesissy is the one for you! Where the patient, kind, and loyal are ! And they are unafraid of toil!"
"Or yet maybe the wise old Ravensmart is the right house for you! If you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning will always find there kind you belong in Ravensmart!
"Even Slytherich can be the one for you! You'll make true friends! Those cunning and sly folks use any means to achieve there ends!"
"So put me on don't be scared you are in safe hands for I am the Thinking Cap!"
The room burst in appluase. "Man we have to take a test from a hat how weird is that!" Cell said.
Mrs.McDonald came to the front of the room and yelled,"When I call your, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool." "Abotty Hannahal!" A pink faced girl with bloned pigtails left the line, put the hat on, then sat down. A few moments later the hat yelled,"Hufflesissy!" The table on the far right clapped and cheered. Cell saw a ghost known as Fatty Flairy wave merrily at her. Cell remembered all the house ghosts names. Fatty Flairy, Amazingly Almost nearly Headless Nicky (AANHN) the Gryfinroar ghost, Kan the Evil Slytherich Ghost, and Smarty Smarthead the Ravensmart ghost. Mrs.McDonald called another name,"Boney, Susy!" Once again the hat yelled,"Hufflepuff!" Susy decided to sit right next to Hannahal."Booty, Terrel!" "Ravenclaw!" The table that was second to the left bursted in appluase."Blockbuster, Mandiny" also went to Ravensmart. the first new Gryfinroar was Browny, Lavendy. "Bull, Millicenty!" "Slytherich!" the Slytherich table clapped.
Ronny said,"Eveyone that goes to Slytherich turns bad to the bone! Voldie also was in Slytherich!" "I did not know that! Thanks Ronny!
Mrs.Mcdonald then yelled,"Ranger, Herman!" Herman ran towards the stool excidently and jammed the hat on his head."Gryfinroar!!" the hat shouted. Ronny groaned. "Nevy Bigbutt!" Everyone started laughing! Nevy scremed,"Why does that always happen!!" Nevy was placed in Gryfinroar but the hat was laughing so hard he got Koed from laughing so hard!
One hour later the hat was once again consious.
When Milfoil's name was called he was placed in Slytherich. Several names were called until atlast they called Cell's name! "Dotter, Cell!" Whispers then broke out in the hall. Cell walked towards the stool nervously at all the attention he was getting. It felt like hours no wait like years just to get to the stool. When he finally got to the stool and the hat was just about to be place on Cell's head people were crowding around trying to get a good look at him.
There was a small voice in his ear saying," Difficult very difficult. Some courage yes. Not a bad mind either. There is a lot of hidden potienial in you my young lad just have to know how to unlock it. You seem to want to prove yourself. That's quite interesting.......so where shall I put you?
Cell was holding on to the edges and thought to himself 'Not Slytherich. Not Slytherich' "Not Slythrich huh? Are you absoloutley sure? You can be magnificent and learn a lot, it's all in your head!" cell replied back,"But is it in my heart to be in Slytherich? I think not so put me in the house you believe I should be in! But sometimes you should not just search the mind of the person but the very soul of the person" Cell said wisely. "Very wise indeed! It will just take me a minute!" The hat scanned Cell's heart and yelled,"Gryfinroar!!!" Cell took off the hat and walked towards the Gryfinroar table. The Gryfinroar was cheering and clapping for him. He felt happy and hoped Ronny got picked to be in Gryfinroar. When he did he felt happy for her and congratulated her and so did the three of her brothers.
Dumbydorry the hyper headmaster yelled,"Let's eat sugar!!" Everyone booed him and threw tomatoes at him. "Okay let's eat anything but sugar!" Everyone cheered and ate happily.
So is it good hope so. Longest chapter yet. There was less humor in this chapter though.
Well on to the story my fellow citizens. I do not own Fereris. I can't spell it either! Why! For some reason I did not change Ginny's looks or name.
Birds were chirping, the sun was rising, and the green freak known as Cell woke up. "Come on Tallguy! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!!!" Cell screamed in his ear. He suddenly woke up alost deaf thanks to Cell. "Wow Cell you almost made me deaf! Thanks." Tallguy said sarcastically."Your welcome!!" Cell started grinning like some sort of maniac. "I was being sarcastic!" "What is this sarcastic you are talking about!? Is he your brother or something because it sounds more like a girl name?" "You will never understand my dear Cell." "I'm not a deer you big deer calling persson that is very tall!" "Cell I was being sarcastic!" "Ohhhhhh so your brother said that!" "Whatever!"
"Okay Cell we have to go to King Almost Looks Like A Cross Station. Got it?" "Yah I'm going to Hoggywartsy!" "I think that's a yes." " It seemingly seems like a yes because it is! Or is it?"
Tallguy and Cell started walking towards the train station.
One hour later they had gotten there. "Cell here's your ticket" "Cell turned around and walked then he realized Tallguy was not following him. Cell spun around and saw Tallguy no where in sight. "No Tallguy come back I don't have my luggage!" Cell started running towards Diagoly Allly and realized the train was leaving in thirty minuets and it tooked the one hour to get to King Almost Looks Like A Cross Station. How was he supposed to get there and back? "I'm done for! Wait I have my broomstick! But there is no on switch! Maybe you just have sit on it! That's it!" Cell sat on it. He then yelled"Up,up, and away towards Diagoley Alley were I lost my luggage!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" The broomstick was very hard to control! Well duh when you buy the worst broom ever and it's guranted they guranteed you a terrible ride! "Well at least this better then walking!" Tallguy's image was in Cell's head and remebered that Tallguy told him to be hidden from Muggies when he was flying and to keep his broomstick with him when they were going to the station. Thankfully he did.
Cell then flew up. "Hey I'm starting to get a hang of this!" He ran into a tree! "Never mind!" cell was stuck in a tree and had to get out he only had twenty five minuets left. Cell saw sombody. "Help me stranger I'm stuck in this tall brown tree! Save me! Please!" "Hello my name is Nicey the Nice Nice! You must be Cell Rotter Dotter." "You must be nice then!" "Yep I am! Now what can I do for you!?" "Save me from this tree! Chop it so I can get down!" Cell was losing his grip on the Wimpus 2000. "It's against my nature to chop down trees! I love them!" Nicey hugged the tree caringly and said"Nothing bad will happen to you" Cell then muttered angrily and rolled his eyes. "Oh great a tree hugger! Wait I'm also a tree hugger! I love you trees!" He started hugging them.
Two minuets had already passed and Cell realized that. "Well just climb up here and yank me down!" "You'll get hurt and that's mean!" "It's nice when you do it to me!" He got out a law book that had laws and wrote. "See Nicey it even says in this law book says it's nice to hurt Cell!" Nicey being so naive believed him and yanked him down. Cell got up and flew away on his broomstick. Cell satrted spinning and doing alley-oops. It was one minuet to ten minuets so Cell put the pedal to the metal! "I'm putting the petal to the metal! Yah petal to the metal!" Cell reached Diagoley Alley and saw his luggage and some sort of janitor was near it. "Hi person I'm sure that their name is Trashman!" "Nope my name is Maxie and your name is Cell! Cell Dotter!" "Awwwww!" "Yes I was right one point for Maxie zero points for Cell! I'm on fire baby! Literally!" You can see a peice of his hair burning.
"Wait Cell where's your scar!" "I don't have a scar!!" "Oh sorry!" Cell finally remember that there was no way he could carry his luggage and fly at the same time! Just no way! "Hey ummm Maxie do you have a car I could borrow?" "Sure Cell!" Cell got in the the red Fererri. (I can't spell it can someone tell me how to spell it?) "Do you even know how to drive Cell?" "No but I'm going to learn right now!" Cell pushed the pedal all the way and his velocity was amazing!! A police saw this and started chasing him but was no match for the other car's speed. "Ahhhhh tree!!!" Cell turned the other way. "Ahhhh hobo!!" Cell almost hit the traveling hobo! "Ahhh bum!!" Cell hit a mailbox it flew and hit the bum. Cell then thought what he was going to say in trial the reason why he hit the bum. "I will say the mailbox hit the bum! It's the mailbox's fault! Blame the mailbox" Cell saw a old lady. "Ahhh helpless old lady!" For some unknown reason she threw a bag of food at the car's window! "Ahhhhh i can't see what's ahead of me!" Cell crashed into a wall.
"I wonder what's my ticket number?" Cell's face suddenly turned pale. Well some of it always was really pale natrually. "It's 5678690 and 3/90768! How am I supposed to get there in time the train leaves in....." looks at a clock. "Ten minuets! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Cell backed up the car an went in the station! He started driving in it and ran over someone! The person who he ran over's wife said,"I'm sueing you!" Cell yelled"I'm not telling you my name!" Cell kept driving madly. Eight minuets later Cell stopped and he was in between platform 5678690 and 5678691.
Cell ran over to a worker there and asked "Were is platform 5678690 and 3/90768?!" "You must be joking alien kid! Wait your an alien kid! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" The guy ran away! Some woman yelled in his ear loudly"Hello my name is Mocky Crazy Weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cell screamed,"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crazy old woman I'm not death!" "Well I know where Platform 5678690 is!" "Well good for you so tell me!" "But first meet my children!" "But I only have...." looks at a clock "one min...." "Everyone in our family besides a daughter of mine named Ginny has Rainbow colored hair!" She pointed to two tall, blue eyed, rainbow colored haired boys."There names are Ferd and Gorge." She then pointed to a girl with long rainbow haired girl with blue eyes. She was a yellow shirt that had the word magic on it and some sort of jeans.. "She is Ronny" Ferd and Gorge walked up to Cell and shook both of his hands. "Nice to meet you" Cell then got shocked. "Ferd and Gorge don't play mean tricks on him! By the way what is your name?" Mocky asked. "I'll tell you later it's only thiry seconds before the train leaves!" "It is! You have to skip through the wall of platform 5678690!" Cell grabbed his cargo and skipped through it just as Mocky instructed him.
Cell, Ronny, Ferd, and Gorge ran towards the train. Ferd and Gorge went off somewhere in the train. Cell and Ronny found seats and then sat in them. "So since you already know I'm Ronny Weasel what's your name?" "Cell. Cell Dotter." "Your Cell Dotter!! Amazing I'm talking to Cell Dotter! Wait where's your scar?!" "I don't have a scar!!!" "Oh sorry!" A brown haired boy with a smart look in his face was standing before them. " May I sit here?" the boy asked questiongly. "Sure!" Cell replied. The boy looked at Cell and yelled,"Holy book your Cell Dotter!! Where's your scar?" "How many times do I have to tell everyone I don't have a scar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The boy held his ears in pain. "Sorry Cell" Cell forgived him and asked for the boy's name. "My name is Herman." "Okay!"
Ronny was trying to make a frog turn pink. Cell was mildly interested while Herman was really interested! Ronny failed many times. Herman showed Ronny the proper words and technique. Ronny asked him,"What are you a I know everything in the world and I love helping other people and I am a nerdy know everything Wonder Boy?!" "Yes I am" Ronny then said,"Cocky" Cell then asked, "What's cocky?" Ronny replied,"What are you an idiot?!" "Yes. Yes I am!" "Wow wasen't expecting that!
Herman then started talking about how smart he was and everything. Then he started talking about the history of Hoggywartsy. Cell and Ronny became so bored and they fell asleep
Six hours later they got to Hoggywarsty. "Wake up!" Herman slapped both Ronny and Cell awake. Cell, Ronny, and Herman went to some changing room. When they all changed into their robes they walked outside. Cell saw Tallguy outside of the train. "Hey Tallguy!" He told Tallguy everything that happened after Tallguy left. Tallguy repeadtly said sorry because Tallguy also did not remind him about his luggage. "Who's your friends Cell?" "Oh that's Ronny and this is Herman" Herman walked straight to Tallguy. "Nice to meet you sir" "Nice to meet you too" Then it was Ronny's turn. "Hi my name is Ronny as Cell told you it's awsome to meet you!" "Ronny!!" Herman said in anger. He really thought Ronny was being rude. "Wow I've never met a boy so polite!" Ronny said suprised. Ronny really thought Herman was only smart guy. Nothing else.
Tallguy yelled in the air,"First years come on board these boats!" Ronny, Cell, Herman, Tallguy, and boy named Nevy went on the boat. A mouse came out of Ronny's pocket. "Mind you people Scabby is getting out of my pocket. No one here is scared of mice? Right?" Everyone shook there head in the way that means no. "Good!" Cell then replied,"No, but I'm scared of butterflies!! So don't have a butterfly as a pet or I'm not your friend!!" Everyone on the boat stared at him in a weird way. Well everyone beside Tallguy he already knew that! Ronny replied "Yah Cell yah." "Herman looked towards Nevy. He had blue eyes brown hair was a little overweight. He was only a little bit taller than Ronny and was wearing robes with red on it. Cell noticed the red on Nevy's robe and screamed,"Ahhhh it's blood!! Get away from me you evil murderer!! Don't take my life too!! Everyone swim away he's an evil murder!!" "Cell that always was there it's a design!" Herman explained. "Ahhhhh you use blood as a design!! You sick people! You totally discust me!"Ronny yelled,"Cell it isen't blood!!" "Then what is it ketchup? I love ketchup!! Must lick ketchup!!" Cell started licking the design on Nevy's robe! Nevy yelled,"What is he mentally disturbed!!" Cell then stopped and yelled angrily,"You calling the great Cell Rotter Dotter mentally disturbed!" Nevy then got excited. "Your Cell Dotter! Wait where's your scar!?" "I don't have a scar!" and Cell punched Nevy off the boat!
Tallguy paddled the boat off towards Nevy's direction and got him.
"Sorry boy that I don't know there name." "It's okay! By the way my name is Nevy Bigbutt!" Everyone on the boat started snickering! "Hey why are you snickering! Why does this always happen!!" "Nothing Nevy!" Cell the realized he did not have his cargo! "Where is my cargo!!" "Don't worry Cell the teachers took it to the main place which is were we eat. "Oh"
"Oh Cell you diden't get to meet my other brother Perecy! I hate him!" Cell asked,"Why!?" "Well he get's better robes than anyone in the family because he's a Player!" "Ohhh my gosh he's a player!! He does that to innocent girls! What kind of man is he? I would be ashamed too if my brother was a player! Wait I don't have a brother! Oh well!" Ronny realized what Cell thought his brother actually was and also was suprised what player also could mean! "Cell not that type of player!" "Oh! Then what does that mean!" "Well you can get it the earliest when your a fifth year. You have to be like perfect to get it!" "Man that's hard!" "Yes it is!"Ronny agreed.
Cell, Ronny, and Nevy were shocked at the giant castle they soon saw appear out of no where. The moonlight was all over the castle. The sparkling stars seemed to make the castle see natrual. Lights were flickering throught castle's windows and shone upon the water.
Cell then yelled,"Cool yellow water!! i've never seen yellow water! Well only when I go to the bathroom!" Herman replied,"Cell that's just the light comig from the castle shining on the water!" "Oh"
Cell, Ronny, Herman, and Nevy climed out of their boat and saw a bunch of first years close to the door. Nevy went off somewhere in the crowd while Ronny, Herman, and Cell tried to get to the front. When they finally did a blond haired boy approached them and smirked. "So it's true Cell Dotter has come to Hoggywartsy!" The first years started whispering but Cell caught a few words that said his name. "Dotter you need to learn who to hang out with who will show you the right way and that is me and my friends!" Darco pointed to tough overweight girls. "Those are my cronies Goyleen and Crabbeen! Some people are just weak people! Poor and dumb." Darco looked at Ronny. "K-mart bought robes, rainbow colored hair, freckles, must be a Weasel!" Darco said coldly. "By the way my name is Darco Milfoil join me!" It seemed more like a command then a request. Cell looked at Ronny who was hurt at Milfoil's latest insults. "Yah....." Cell put his hand in Darco's hand. Everyone was shocked. Ronny and Herman could not belive it it and Milfoil was smirking. "Right!!!" Cell finished and kicked his private. Darco said coldly,"You'll pay Dotter!!" Darco was holding his crotch.
A stern looking woman opened the doors and said,"Hello my name is Mrs.McDonald and you will all be taking a test today to decide in which house you will be placed in. I am head of the Gryfinroar House.
Everyone was really nervous besides three idiots which were Goyleen. Crabeen, and Cell!
Cell saw a hat on a stool and it sang a stupid song!
"I am the Hoggywartsy hat and here to see you all to the house that pleases me and you will get what you need. I well just tell you were ought to be!"
"Maybe you belong in Gryfinroar! Where the brave may dwell their daring heart , thier nerve, and chivalry set the Gryfinroars apart!"
"Or maybe Hufflesissy is the one for you! Where the patient, kind, and loyal are ! And they are unafraid of toil!"
"Or yet maybe the wise old Ravensmart is the right house for you! If you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning will always find there kind you belong in Ravensmart!
"Even Slytherich can be the one for you! You'll make true friends! Those cunning and sly folks use any means to achieve there ends!"
"So put me on don't be scared you are in safe hands for I am the Thinking Cap!"
The room burst in appluase. "Man we have to take a test from a hat how weird is that!" Cell said.
Mrs.McDonald came to the front of the room and yelled,"When I call your, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool." "Abotty Hannahal!" A pink faced girl with bloned pigtails left the line, put the hat on, then sat down. A few moments later the hat yelled,"Hufflesissy!" The table on the far right clapped and cheered. Cell saw a ghost known as Fatty Flairy wave merrily at her. Cell remembered all the house ghosts names. Fatty Flairy, Amazingly Almost nearly Headless Nicky (AANHN) the Gryfinroar ghost, Kan the Evil Slytherich Ghost, and Smarty Smarthead the Ravensmart ghost. Mrs.McDonald called another name,"Boney, Susy!" Once again the hat yelled,"Hufflepuff!" Susy decided to sit right next to Hannahal."Booty, Terrel!" "Ravenclaw!" The table that was second to the left bursted in appluase."Blockbuster, Mandiny" also went to Ravensmart. the first new Gryfinroar was Browny, Lavendy. "Bull, Millicenty!" "Slytherich!" the Slytherich table clapped.
Ronny said,"Eveyone that goes to Slytherich turns bad to the bone! Voldie also was in Slytherich!" "I did not know that! Thanks Ronny!
Mrs.Mcdonald then yelled,"Ranger, Herman!" Herman ran towards the stool excidently and jammed the hat on his head."Gryfinroar!!" the hat shouted. Ronny groaned. "Nevy Bigbutt!" Everyone started laughing! Nevy scremed,"Why does that always happen!!" Nevy was placed in Gryfinroar but the hat was laughing so hard he got Koed from laughing so hard!
One hour later the hat was once again consious.
When Milfoil's name was called he was placed in Slytherich. Several names were called until atlast they called Cell's name! "Dotter, Cell!" Whispers then broke out in the hall. Cell walked towards the stool nervously at all the attention he was getting. It felt like hours no wait like years just to get to the stool. When he finally got to the stool and the hat was just about to be place on Cell's head people were crowding around trying to get a good look at him.
There was a small voice in his ear saying," Difficult very difficult. Some courage yes. Not a bad mind either. There is a lot of hidden potienial in you my young lad just have to know how to unlock it. You seem to want to prove yourself. That's quite interesting.......so where shall I put you?
Cell was holding on to the edges and thought to himself 'Not Slytherich. Not Slytherich' "Not Slythrich huh? Are you absoloutley sure? You can be magnificent and learn a lot, it's all in your head!" cell replied back,"But is it in my heart to be in Slytherich? I think not so put me in the house you believe I should be in! But sometimes you should not just search the mind of the person but the very soul of the person" Cell said wisely. "Very wise indeed! It will just take me a minute!" The hat scanned Cell's heart and yelled,"Gryfinroar!!!" Cell took off the hat and walked towards the Gryfinroar table. The Gryfinroar was cheering and clapping for him. He felt happy and hoped Ronny got picked to be in Gryfinroar. When he did he felt happy for her and congratulated her and so did the three of her brothers.
Dumbydorry the hyper headmaster yelled,"Let's eat sugar!!" Everyone booed him and threw tomatoes at him. "Okay let's eat anything but sugar!" Everyone cheered and ate happily.
So is it good hope so. Longest chapter yet. There was less humor in this chapter though.