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I am sorry i haven't update i wanted a week's break from typing. But then my cousins came to my house a lot of times. I got so so tired and restless. Hope you enjoy this chapter it's going to be shorter than the other chapters. This chapter is only basically based on a flash back.means thoughts.
Cell woke bright and early before anyone else woke up. He took a shower, brushed his teeth, andwent to the can. Yep, his regular morning routine.
Everyone was asleep and no one woukld be down to the the main room. (Where they all eat) So he just went down stairs and sat on a big and comfy couch. Yesterday's events seemed to be like a blur to him. It just came and went. Cell decided to remember the amazing day.
Flashback "Cheers to the newest Gryfinroar good ol Cell Rotter Dotter!" the Gryfinroar said. "Cell this is a song that is dedicated to making you happy written and sang by the Weasel brothers!" Fred said. A light suddenly appeared and landed on Ferd and Gorge so they got the spotlight. Ferd and Gorge merringly jumped on the wooden table.
"Cell Dotter is the best oh yeah oh yeah! He's in Gryfinroar oh yeah oh yeah!!" Ferd and Gorge swung their legs up in the air and backflipped off the table. Then proceeded walking towards the Ravensmarts table.
"We have hi, you don't haha!! I'm sure you'll be whining and screaming!! Like this! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! But too bad we have him and you and you don't oh yeah oh yeah!! You nerdy little guys are just so annoying you think you know everything but you don't!! Do you know how to beat Voldie nooooooo!!!! Only Cell Dotter does!!!" They then struted towards the Hufflepuff table. When someguy got in there way they just kicked right in his butt and the boy started crying."You guys are wimps! Trustworthy wimps! You'd fall for any trick we would pull on you! Just plain discusting to even look at! We hook you into a trap! Your to good for are tastes. Cell know's better than to be friends with you because than SPLAT!
Ferd and Gorge got ready for their sinister tricks as they ran towards the slytherich tables with an evil look in their eyes. "You know we hate you sludgeballs we like it aw ha aw ha!! We all hate you man!! We all hate you man! We all hate you man!!" The Weasles started to disco dance."We all hate you yah!! We're stayin alive!! Oh yeah oh yeah!! We're oh yeah oh yeah!! We're trickin alive, We're tricken alive, We're tricken alive you sludgeballs yah! Now let's trick you!"
Some Slytheriches had scared written all over their faces! Others were'nt in anyway scared to bad for them! "Hey want a pie!" They said to fat kid. He instantly gobbled the pie and he started vomitting! There evil jokes continued. When they finnaly finished they recieved a massive cheer from Gryfinroar. They bowed and silently walked towards their table.
Dumbydorry clapped furiously and all the other teachers looked disprovingley.
Dumbydorry yelled "Spectatctular Ferd and Gorge here have a sack of sugar!! Wait no my sack of sugar!! His name Bobby Sugarseed!! I love you Bobby!! You love me too! Great!! Sorry Bobby I have to do this to you Bobby!" Dumbydorry sniffed. "Remember I always loved you!!"
He then ate the sackof sugar!! GASP (I'm amazed to!! How could do that!!sobs)
I a second year known as Chrissy Christmas yelled in anger"He's a cannibal!!! A cannibal!! Sugar does not need to be eaten!! Join my club the Sugar Proctecting Club!! And fight these, these,canibals!!" She pointed directly towards Dumbydorry.
Barley anybody cheered but she still bowed. Ferd and Gorge approached Cell.
"Cell did you like it?" asked. "It was okay" Cell hid the fact that Ferd and Gorge sung horrible and their song stunk.
Ronny had been holding her ears the hold time Ferd and Gorge were singing. Herman was busilly reading his book.
"We want food, we want food, we want food!" the whole school chanted after about an hour's wait for food. When finally the food came everyone cheered and whistled happily.But then suddenly the food was gone as the two Sixth years and one hingry fifth year ate all the food. Vegeta and Goku were the two sixth years. Gohan was the fith year.
The whole school started crying!
Ferd yelled in anger"Why does this always happen you, you, fat pigs! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Vegeta just let out a big burp,"We were hungry you fools!"
Goku then repiled,"Yeah Veggie is right!" "Stop calling me Veggie Kakorot you bafoon!" Cell then mistranslated Goku's name and said slowly"Car-ot?" "No it's Goku! Why does the Vegetable head always call me kakorot!"
Gohan then said" Because that's your real name dad!" Cell screamed in horror!"He's your dad he's only a year older than you! FREAKS!!!" Gohan waved his hands frantically."I mean brother!"
A fifth year walked right up to Goku and pow right to the kisser! Then to Vegeta! But just smiled sweetly towards Gohan. Gohan blushed and did the typical son grin.
Ferd said "Well in two years Goku and that Veggie head are gone but Gohan leaves in three years!" Cell yelled in anger"I can't wait that long!"
Ferd and Gorge smiled wickingly.
"Hey Cell why don't you help us prank those three!"
"Sure!"
End of flashback /I don't think i'm going to prank the three I just don't want to. It seems wrong I guess I won't. But what about Ferd and Gorge?/