Sorry for not updating for a loooooong time. I broke a rule (don't know how) and was able to update for 5 days. And yes I had another sleepover (how many times have I had those? 4?) Oh well. The most important part is I updated. Enjoy (or don't)
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter.
"Watch it Herman! You almost stepped on my foot!"
"Sorry!" Herman scowled.
Herman saw Cell running as well. "Cell over here! Why are you running?!"
"This is coming from the King of Wisdom!" Ronny growled.
"Ronny why do you hate me?"
"I don't hate you! It's that you're a know-it-all!" Ronny said.
Herman looked slightly offended but kept quiet.
Cell ran towards them fast. "There's a troll that Ferd and Gorge sent to kill EVT!"
"EVT?" Both Ronny and Herman said at once. Cell noticed the confused looks on Herman and Ronny's faces and was ready to tell them the whole story short.
"EVT means Evil Sayin Trio. The trio is made up of Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta. Veggie is the so-called prince of Sayins. He says they are an alien race that looks just like humans! Ferd and Gorge want to get back at them for all the things they did" Cell motioned the two to stop running.
"I doubt it!" Ronny said with a little smirk on her face.
"You don't believe that they're trying to kill the trio!" Cell heaved a sigh of relief.
"No! I doubt that they are aliens!"
Herman replied to what Ronny had said. "They might be aliens you never know. I've read up of Sayins. Very little is known about them."
Ronny chuckled. "Oh come on you actually believe them!"
Herman frowned at Ronny and found nothing amusing. "I'm just saying there's a possibility!"
"Guys come on, stop bickering and let's try to prevent the trio from dying!" Cell yelled angrily.
Herman and Ronny gasped. "What did I say something?" Cell asked.
"You said bickering Cell! I never knew you could make your language so advanced considering your unintelligent. Well bickering isn't an sophisticated word but for you it is!"
Cell yelled, "Hey just because I don't know how to read, spell correctly, or add doesn't mean that I am stupid! What does sophisticated mean anyway?"
Ronny whispered to Herman. "Actually not knowing all that does make him stupid"
Cell pointed his finger accusingly at Ronny. "I heard that!" The two started arguing pointing fingers at each other not making much sense.
"Now it's you twos turn to be quiet!"
"Sorry!" Ronny and Cell said.
Cell said, "Let's go on!" The trio kept sprinting trying to catch up to the troll. They had wasted a lot of valuable time while fighting and they had to regain it.
Deep in the untold depth of the Boys bathroom...
"Hurry up you fool I have to twinkle!" Vegeta was impatiently tapping his foot in the ground.
"So do I Goku!" Gohan said. Gohan was sweating from the amount of time waiting.
"Hold on you guys! It hasn't got out! It's so hard to!" Goku yelled. Goku had been on the toilet for over an hour.
"I'm!
late for class Goku! Hurry up!" Gohan yelled slightly angry. (Wow he's only slightly angry
"Get out!!!!! Get out!!!" Goku yelled. Gohan and Vegeta both just sweat dropped
"Push it! HARDER!!! HARDER!!"
Gohan whispered to Vegeta. "Okay now this is just disturbing to hear!" Vegeta just nodded in agreement.
"Faster! No not that fast! Slow-motion!"
"It's to big and hard it can't get out of my butt! Vegeta or Gohan can you help me?"
"NO!" They both yelled in union. They didn't want to get scarred for the rest of their lives! /Okay I think I might have to outside and pee! / Gohan thought.
"Never mind it's about to get out!" Gohan and Vegeta sighed in relief.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed.
"THAT HURT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS TO BIG FOR MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BUT FEELS TWICE AS BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BUTT"S BURNING SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku kept screaming and then finally stopped. "Okay you can use it now"
Gohan ran to the door but then Goku said something. "Hold on I have to get my zipper up and flush the toilet!"
"Oh great!" Gohan said.
"Okay zipper! Time to get pulled up!" Goku said. Goku tried to pull up his zipper but it was stuck. He kept trying to pull it up harder!
"EVIL ZIPPER!!" Goku pulled on it desperately but it up but it wouldn't go up!
"That's it zipper you will face your doom! Zipperus upus!" Goku said and motioned his wand around the zipper. The zipper went up quickly but caught his penis!
"OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! MY THING-A-LING GO STUCK ON THE ZIPPER!!!!!!!"
Vegeta just laughed and fell on the ground pounding it, while Gohan fell anime style.
Goku started rubbing his thing-a-ling. "Hey guys is my thing-ling supposed to be purple?" Gohan screamed and probably was scarred for the rest of his life. Vegeta just kept laughing.
"Oh well!" Goku said and proceeded to flush the toilet. "Hey guys!"
"What now?" Vegeta and Gohan said a little annoyed by Goku's foolish antics.
"Well the toilet is stuck! My crap is to big!" The odor started coming towards the two.
Gohan and Vegeta's face turned purple and they wanted to vomit. They heard multiple flushed but the toilet was stuck. "Hey guys your going to have to pee outside this toilet is stuck!"
"But I have to poo!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku shrugged and said, "Guess you have to poo outside!"
Vegeta was ready to explode with rage but the toilet exploded first and water started flooding the bathroom!
"Oh crap!" Gohan yelled. They then heard a loud trembling noise. "What's that?!!!" They all yelled.
Back to Cell
"There he is! He's entering the Boy's bathroom!" Cell yelled and pointed at the large troll. It had green skin with an ugly face and was amazingly tall. This frightened Cell but he didn't show it. He ran towards it with Ronny and Herman looking for EVT the whole time.
"Hey Herman! Carrot, Gohan, and Veggie are there!"
Vegeta was snarling at the troll. "I'll send you to the next dimension you ugly piece of crap!"
Herman yelled at Vegeta. "Vegeta! Or Veggie whatever your name is. Don't taunt the troll! It will get even more angry!" Vegeta ignored her.
"Why should I listen to a little first year like you!"
Gohan said, "He's right you know!"
The troll yelled in anger and knocked in everyone's wands out of their hand!
"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!" Cell yelled.
Sorry for the real short chapter! It will get slightly longer later!