Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the sun, the moon, day, night, good, or evil. So you can't sue me!

If you were alive at the creation of the world, you would know its true colors. Not innocent pure white, not evil dark black... but grey. The ground was grey, the water was grey, even... the sky.

After a while, things grew. Landscape, plants, animals, and weather. One day, a blinding light engulfed the world. "Good" was born. Little did he know, on the other side of the world, something else was happening, too. Something he never expected. Good decided to make a kingdom, to help make the world beautiful. His kingdom grew, and grew, and grew. Soon, it took up half the world. That's when it happened. Her scream could be heard from the heart of this kingdom, which was where Good was standing.

He quickly made it to the very reaches of his kingdom, finding something that tore at his heart. It was black... all over. The ground was black, the water was black, the air was black... but the sky was the worst. So... "dark"... that you couldn't see anything. In the schools of the Good kingdom, darkness was taught to be feared. Nobody had ever seen this "dark," as it was just a legend, from an old weary traveler... but here it was.

The woman was staring at something and pointing. You could just barely see through the shadows a pair of eyes. That's when he noticed it, the dark thing was screaming, too. A mangled hoarse cry. It was more like a croak compared to the sweet voice of the woman from the light side.

Just then, a sweep of wind came from seemingly nowhere. Dark beady red eyes were peering at Good from the shadows.

"My name is Evil, who are you?" the shadowed figure asked, in an oily voice.

"I am Good. I am ruler of this kingdom. Why is it so dark on that side?"

"Why is your side so bright? It hurts my eyes," Evil cowered, shielding his glowing red eyes from the light.

"Light is the essence of purity, didn't you know?"

"What is this purity of which you speak? It sounds hideous," Evil spat.

Their argument lasted for hours, when finally, they came to an agreement, an agreement that would stop all communication.

The next day, a mighty wall was built, separating the two forever... or so they thought.

If you lived by the border, you would be able to see the sky on the other side all the time. You could hear all the evil things going on. You saw things you never wanted to, ever. People on the good side of the wall were dubbed "Lights" and people on the other side were "Darks."

One fateful day, a dark disobeyed the laws of the world, and climbed over the wall, massacring lights by the dozens. Good had been suspecting this would happen for years, and had trained himself to be able to take Evil on. He flew over to the farthest corner of his kingdom, and knocked down the wall.

"Evil, you have done wrong, disobeying the laws we set ourselves, after we found 'peace' for years," Good said, in as calm of a voice he could muster.

"You know there is no such thing as 'peace' in this world. Everything you live for is superficial and you know it," Evil was oddly composed, even whilst knowing he would soon face the battle of a lifetime.

Good was outraged beyond words. He dashed at amazing speed towards evil, brandishing a beautiful blue sword, glowing and pulsing.

Evil was expecting this, and quickly pulled out a long spear, black with glowing red specks, blood.

Hours passed, Good and Evil clashing, fighting, panting, but never letting up. They were injured almost everywhere, near exhaustion, but their attacks never slowed.

The following battles became so large, they light up the sky. Thus became Day and Night. Each blow was fierce, and the flashing that the weapons caused light up the sky, in blue and black, for roughly 12 hours. Even after this, the battles grew ever larger. So large, they affected the temperature. You could tell when Evil was winning when the temperature dropped, and when the temperature rose, Good was gaining a lead. This is why the night is always colder than the day.

Even lager, still, became the battle of Good and Evil. So large they couldn't fight it alone. They made armies upon armies, fighting for years, recruiting more and more. The dead bodies piling higher and higher still, people walking, fighting, and sleeping on their past comrades and enemies. Soon they were battling far up into the sky. They evolved after eons of fighting, and Good became the Sun, ever shining, and Evil became the Moon, ever glowing. The brave "good" warriors became the many birds, in flight in the blue day sky, and the "evil" warriors were stars, glowing fiercely in the night sky, next to the moon.

The villagers, who were lucky enough to never be involved in the war, slowly forgot about their leader. Warriors that had long rotted away, their sacrifice forgotten. Wall long fallen down, it separated nothing. They naively thought the sun and moon had always been in the sky, the day and night was there even before life began, and that all the colors on the earth's surface had been there infinitely.

Even though the people of the earth forgot, Good and Evil, Day and Night, Sun and Moon, still fought. Still were battling to see who could rule the earth.

They finally realized that they were evenly matched, and that the stars and birds were no longer fighting for them. They needed something else, someone else. On the earth's surface, the place they were fighting for.

That's when they were born. The day of the decision. The day the war finally would favor one side or the other....

Or so they thought...

A/N: Do you like it? I dunno... I think I'm only cut out for humor.... But it was fun writing, so nyah! And I can't write fight scenes, so you got this!

And the good stuff comes next chapter, to tell the truth, I have no idea were this is going... and I just realized that nothing I wrote followed my chapter one notes... oh well...

And I'm really really sorry about the delay for SinK (tehehehe sink... that's funny) because it was a joint fic with Ariel, but she just won't write her damn chapter, so I'm really sorry. I can't get in touch with her, either. Oh well.

R&R with suggestions! And please constructive criticism, so I can successfully write something other than humor! Yay!

After reading this again, I come to a realization... it sucks... oh well. Suggestions? Please?