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anything mentioned in this story that I hope you think is obvious I don't
own sooooooooooo...............
A/N I really hope that you like this so far and...oh my gosh! A/N...auther's note ah! I get it I am done searching!!! Authers note!!! Omigawd!!! Its all like ya know? Ah eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk yippiy! I win!!!! Go Natster Go Natster! Hugs hearts snaps for Natster. You know that smart girl over there yeah...with the redhair...she's cool. She's smart. She's got it goin' on! AHHHHHHHHHH! She's awe-some. Yeah she's my girl. Hey-ay! She know now that A/N means auther's note!!!! Yeah!!! I am enlightened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He checked his watch. "Lily! Its like midnight!"
"Kimi give back the ball!"
"Ummm,,, Lily?"
"What?! James, I'm talking to Kim Go Away!!!!! This is a PRIVATE conversation! And you should just fu—," she twitched all of a sudden making James lose his balance, but catching onto a branch just in time before falling. "Daddy stop it! Get off. LEAVE ME ALONE! OFF! That hurts! DADDY! OW THAT—STOP IT!!!!!!" she was kicking and screaming flailing her arms around grabbing leaves, breaking twigs and just missing kicking James in the nuts twice. Then, she just stopped she stayed still and it was silent for a full second James relaxed and just started to let go of his balls wishing that he had remembered his cup. She flipped over hard and fast, "James? What are you doing here?"
"Lily? You're awake. Listen what was that dream all about are you ok—"
"Let's go to the beach. Ok? We can go swimming. And then we'll—mmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Oh. James did I ever tell you that you make me feel safe. Like when I see you I feel like home. It's just like you were ment for me or something." She twitched again and flipped over face up this time. James wasn't sure but something inside his mind told hime to protect his umm manly features. She began kicking and screaming and flailing her arms screaming at her dad to stop and leave her alone and being terrifyed. James couldn't stand it anymore just as she flipped over again and began to say James he shook her trying wake up his beloved Lily. She began sweating more than ever and screaming for James to help her and her Dad would get her. She kicked and yelled and hit and punched. Lily finally for the third time attempted to hit him in the balls and succeeded. He let go of her and dwelled in his pain. God his ex-girlfriend had kicked him in the balls upon breakup but no kick he ever received felt like this. God damn it! It hurt!!!!OW god well lets just see Lily! Madly in love or not I'm gonna get you! And when I do you'll THUMP!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?
"OOOAAAAAEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLJHGHVHGC!!!!!!!"
James jumped at the sound of a sobbing Lily. He could comfort her Then he remebered he had let her go in his own pain. I'm such a pratt. She fell out of the tree! "LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He practically jumped out of the tree. His feet touched the ground and didn't even stop as ran around the perimeter of the tree [what is this math?!] "LILY!!! Are you ok?!?!?!?!"
She had her eyes scrunched up tight and was swaying back and forth slightly. There was blood on the ground. She wimpered and flinched as the wind blew and a leaf landed on her back. If Lily wasn't in pain she would have looked so beautiful, her hair spread around her curled up, as if she was a mystical veela with ginger hair.
James tried to pick her up, put she just screamed and and weakly hit him. He could see that her mouth was bleeding. He hoped she hadn't lost a tooth because quite frankly, that would suck. He pulled his wand out and magically made a stretcher without even thinking of the consequences of underage magic.
"Lily?" he wispered softly in her ear which was bleeding too.
"Huh." Her soft frail little voice said.
"Where is your house?"
"Por ali eu wanna vai para Casa." [this is portuguese thank-you freetranslation.com! "over there I wanna go Home"]
"What?"
"sobre naquela rua." ["over on that street"]
"Hey, be strong, we'll get ya there somehow. Ok I've been there before..um just not in the dark. What did Herb say? Erm- uh—Oh! Where's Essence of Blue Lane, Lily?"
"minha casa." ["my house"]
"yeah, that's you house," he said soothinly. He heard a ringing [ok just work with me here cell phones were alive as of...now in the seventies]. That sounded like a what was is? Phone. A pell or gell or cell phone or whatever. There must be one in Lily's pocket!!! We're saved yippy roos of a cow's toes!! K...how does it work?
"Lily, I'm just getting your phone." He said as she wimpered at his touch.
He reached into her pocket and pulled out an assorment of gum and candy wrappers, some spare change, a necklace, a ring, and a cell phone glowing as it rung singing the Beatles hit, "Come Together." He looked at it and saw a button that was green with the symbol of a phone off the hook. He crossed his fingers and pressed it.
"Hullo?"
"Lily do you have like larengitis or something? Anyway How is ya?? I went to the mall with Analynn today, or if ya wanna get all technical, yesterday as it is after midnight. I bought these so totally cute earings with walruses on them! I wanted to buy these other ones with sea turtles but I know that you love green more.....sooooooooooo guess who's getting them???? You are!!!! Omigawd! We went and saw a movie too it was well I don't remember the name but Paul Newman is so Godamnhandsome its not even funny. And Clint Eastwood was in it too. AH! Talk about eye candy. I feel so bad though because you couldn't come. I don't see why the heck you need the whole ENTIRE day to think about a dream!!! Come on you know that oval days are hard to make! And guess what! My annoying little sister that I just want to throttle took all her friends and made up the circle. Uh. I mean tie me down and make me study for Transfiguration! I'd rather do that than have a group of immature Fa-reaks running around and copying us! Guess what super sale at Wet Seal, Hot Topic, and Vicky's Secret! Please come to the mall tomorrow!! Oh Pah-leasssssssssssssse! I'm trying to figure out if Analynn and Victoria can come too! I hope that Victoria won't be late though! Remember when the movie guy wouldn't let her in! that was soo funny! But her mom's getting better. Ok just wanted to tell you my day! Love ya Lotz! Bye Bye My little—"
"Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm guessing that this is Rose, right?"
"Yeah! Are you sure this is the right number? Because if it is, then Lily, my little peach blossom you need to get that voice of yours checked out. I'm sorry sir to be calling you this—"
"Hold Up! I need your help I am so happy that you called."
"Who is this. Should I call the Po—"
"Nevermind! You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Can you come?"
"Ok, first of all you really gotta stop cutting me off like that, and secon—"
"Stop demanding things god damn it! This is God damn James Jonathon Potter who you hate oh-so much and Lily is hurt ok!!!!!."
"How did you get her cell phone?"
"Well I kinda freaked when her pants started ringing sooo I answered it."
"Why were you with Lily in the first p—"
"Just stop asking questions and come GODAMNIT!"
"Where is ya partner?"
"Well Howdy! I'm by Willa...is that the name?"
"oh ok. Bye."
"Well wait!"
The line was dead. He stood there for a minute when a girl came from the house about 8-900 feet from the house. Was that Rose? She came closer and he saw that she had a greenish-brown face mask on and a panda bear, ducky, and, froggy shower cap falling out of her hair which oozed a yellowy liquid/solid that looked like his sister's deep conditioner. A big pink silk robe was tied around her that he couldn't help but notice added some nice cleavage. There was a pink bunny slipper on one foot and a flip-flop on the other with toilet paper trailing in the back (but this was from the girls Halloween costume last year...evil janiters). Her legs looked like they had been shaved half way because shaving cream was smeared on one and a little nick on her other leg was bleeding freely. If this girl had been showering, deep conditiong her hair, cleaning her pores, and talking on the phone, it meant one thing, this girl was a multi-tasker.
"Don't you laugh at me! Where is Lily? What have you learned about seducing people in trees from my last relationship!? God I never works! What the hell! Did you just push her out or something when she rejected you?!!! James save it for the Quidditch fields! Stand away from MY Lily. Over there! NOW!"
"Mentira, minha flor pêssego pequena. Estão bom? O que fez a você? Onde machuca?" ["Lily, my little peach blossom. Are you ok? What did he do to you? Where does it hurt?"]
"Caí no sono então eu caí ao chão. Tive um sonho novamente. Sou espantado. Tome-me Rosa de lar." ["I fell asleep then I fell to the ground. I had a dream again. I'm scared. Take me home Rose."]
"Oh, não somos espantamos vamos para casa agora. O Pêssego bom? Não mais machucar. Nenhum mais dor. É sobre." ["Oh, don't be scared we are going home now. Ok, Peach? No more hurting. No more pain. It's over."]
" Duormo agora" ["I sleep now."]
"Não. nenhum dormir você pode tem um concussion, Pêssego. Permaneça acordado. Olhe as estrelas." ["No. No sleeping you might have a concussion, Peach. Stay awake. Look at the stars."]
"bom" ["ok"]
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I hope that you like my story read and review. I would like to say that the oval is a 70's version of the square and Annalynn is Bennis the Mennis. Rose is Erika (heeheehee hope you make a better second impression, evil grin). Victioria is Britt Britt. And Lily (or Peach blossom) is Natster! ME!!! A lot of stuff that is Lily is me and same goes for other characters and random things in ife, like the circle (square being remade by siblings into rectangle! Grrrr). We don't speak Portugese but that'd be cool. Love ya! NatsterSugerRush
A/N I really hope that you like this so far and...oh my gosh! A/N...auther's note ah! I get it I am done searching!!! Authers note!!! Omigawd!!! Its all like ya know? Ah eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk yippiy! I win!!!! Go Natster Go Natster! Hugs hearts snaps for Natster. You know that smart girl over there yeah...with the redhair...she's cool. She's smart. She's got it goin' on! AHHHHHHHHHH! She's awe-some. Yeah she's my girl. Hey-ay! She know now that A/N means auther's note!!!! Yeah!!! I am enlightened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He checked his watch. "Lily! Its like midnight!"
"Kimi give back the ball!"
"Ummm,,, Lily?"
"What?! James, I'm talking to Kim Go Away!!!!! This is a PRIVATE conversation! And you should just fu—," she twitched all of a sudden making James lose his balance, but catching onto a branch just in time before falling. "Daddy stop it! Get off. LEAVE ME ALONE! OFF! That hurts! DADDY! OW THAT—STOP IT!!!!!!" she was kicking and screaming flailing her arms around grabbing leaves, breaking twigs and just missing kicking James in the nuts twice. Then, she just stopped she stayed still and it was silent for a full second James relaxed and just started to let go of his balls wishing that he had remembered his cup. She flipped over hard and fast, "James? What are you doing here?"
"Lily? You're awake. Listen what was that dream all about are you ok—"
"Let's go to the beach. Ok? We can go swimming. And then we'll—mmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Oh. James did I ever tell you that you make me feel safe. Like when I see you I feel like home. It's just like you were ment for me or something." She twitched again and flipped over face up this time. James wasn't sure but something inside his mind told hime to protect his umm manly features. She began kicking and screaming and flailing her arms screaming at her dad to stop and leave her alone and being terrifyed. James couldn't stand it anymore just as she flipped over again and began to say James he shook her trying wake up his beloved Lily. She began sweating more than ever and screaming for James to help her and her Dad would get her. She kicked and yelled and hit and punched. Lily finally for the third time attempted to hit him in the balls and succeeded. He let go of her and dwelled in his pain. God his ex-girlfriend had kicked him in the balls upon breakup but no kick he ever received felt like this. God damn it! It hurt!!!!OW god well lets just see Lily! Madly in love or not I'm gonna get you! And when I do you'll THUMP!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?
"OOOAAAAAEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLJHGHVHGC!!!!!!!"
James jumped at the sound of a sobbing Lily. He could comfort her Then he remebered he had let her go in his own pain. I'm such a pratt. She fell out of the tree! "LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He practically jumped out of the tree. His feet touched the ground and didn't even stop as ran around the perimeter of the tree [what is this math?!] "LILY!!! Are you ok?!?!?!?!"
She had her eyes scrunched up tight and was swaying back and forth slightly. There was blood on the ground. She wimpered and flinched as the wind blew and a leaf landed on her back. If Lily wasn't in pain she would have looked so beautiful, her hair spread around her curled up, as if she was a mystical veela with ginger hair.
James tried to pick her up, put she just screamed and and weakly hit him. He could see that her mouth was bleeding. He hoped she hadn't lost a tooth because quite frankly, that would suck. He pulled his wand out and magically made a stretcher without even thinking of the consequences of underage magic.
"Lily?" he wispered softly in her ear which was bleeding too.
"Huh." Her soft frail little voice said.
"Where is your house?"
"Por ali eu wanna vai para Casa." [this is portuguese thank-you freetranslation.com! "over there I wanna go Home"]
"What?"
"sobre naquela rua." ["over on that street"]
"Hey, be strong, we'll get ya there somehow. Ok I've been there before..um just not in the dark. What did Herb say? Erm- uh—Oh! Where's Essence of Blue Lane, Lily?"
"minha casa." ["my house"]
"yeah, that's you house," he said soothinly. He heard a ringing [ok just work with me here cell phones were alive as of...now in the seventies]. That sounded like a what was is? Phone. A pell or gell or cell phone or whatever. There must be one in Lily's pocket!!! We're saved yippy roos of a cow's toes!! K...how does it work?
"Lily, I'm just getting your phone." He said as she wimpered at his touch.
He reached into her pocket and pulled out an assorment of gum and candy wrappers, some spare change, a necklace, a ring, and a cell phone glowing as it rung singing the Beatles hit, "Come Together." He looked at it and saw a button that was green with the symbol of a phone off the hook. He crossed his fingers and pressed it.
"Hullo?"
"Lily do you have like larengitis or something? Anyway How is ya?? I went to the mall with Analynn today, or if ya wanna get all technical, yesterday as it is after midnight. I bought these so totally cute earings with walruses on them! I wanted to buy these other ones with sea turtles but I know that you love green more.....sooooooooooo guess who's getting them???? You are!!!! Omigawd! We went and saw a movie too it was well I don't remember the name but Paul Newman is so Godamnhandsome its not even funny. And Clint Eastwood was in it too. AH! Talk about eye candy. I feel so bad though because you couldn't come. I don't see why the heck you need the whole ENTIRE day to think about a dream!!! Come on you know that oval days are hard to make! And guess what! My annoying little sister that I just want to throttle took all her friends and made up the circle. Uh. I mean tie me down and make me study for Transfiguration! I'd rather do that than have a group of immature Fa-reaks running around and copying us! Guess what super sale at Wet Seal, Hot Topic, and Vicky's Secret! Please come to the mall tomorrow!! Oh Pah-leasssssssssssssse! I'm trying to figure out if Analynn and Victoria can come too! I hope that Victoria won't be late though! Remember when the movie guy wouldn't let her in! that was soo funny! But her mom's getting better. Ok just wanted to tell you my day! Love ya Lotz! Bye Bye My little—"
"Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm guessing that this is Rose, right?"
"Yeah! Are you sure this is the right number? Because if it is, then Lily, my little peach blossom you need to get that voice of yours checked out. I'm sorry sir to be calling you this—"
"Hold Up! I need your help I am so happy that you called."
"Who is this. Should I call the Po—"
"Nevermind! You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Can you come?"
"Ok, first of all you really gotta stop cutting me off like that, and secon—"
"Stop demanding things god damn it! This is God damn James Jonathon Potter who you hate oh-so much and Lily is hurt ok!!!!!."
"How did you get her cell phone?"
"Well I kinda freaked when her pants started ringing sooo I answered it."
"Why were you with Lily in the first p—"
"Just stop asking questions and come GODAMNIT!"
"Where is ya partner?"
"Well Howdy! I'm by Willa...is that the name?"
"oh ok. Bye."
"Well wait!"
The line was dead. He stood there for a minute when a girl came from the house about 8-900 feet from the house. Was that Rose? She came closer and he saw that she had a greenish-brown face mask on and a panda bear, ducky, and, froggy shower cap falling out of her hair which oozed a yellowy liquid/solid that looked like his sister's deep conditioner. A big pink silk robe was tied around her that he couldn't help but notice added some nice cleavage. There was a pink bunny slipper on one foot and a flip-flop on the other with toilet paper trailing in the back (but this was from the girls Halloween costume last year...evil janiters). Her legs looked like they had been shaved half way because shaving cream was smeared on one and a little nick on her other leg was bleeding freely. If this girl had been showering, deep conditiong her hair, cleaning her pores, and talking on the phone, it meant one thing, this girl was a multi-tasker.
"Don't you laugh at me! Where is Lily? What have you learned about seducing people in trees from my last relationship!? God I never works! What the hell! Did you just push her out or something when she rejected you?!!! James save it for the Quidditch fields! Stand away from MY Lily. Over there! NOW!"
"Mentira, minha flor pêssego pequena. Estão bom? O que fez a você? Onde machuca?" ["Lily, my little peach blossom. Are you ok? What did he do to you? Where does it hurt?"]
"Caí no sono então eu caí ao chão. Tive um sonho novamente. Sou espantado. Tome-me Rosa de lar." ["I fell asleep then I fell to the ground. I had a dream again. I'm scared. Take me home Rose."]
"Oh, não somos espantamos vamos para casa agora. O Pêssego bom? Não mais machucar. Nenhum mais dor. É sobre." ["Oh, don't be scared we are going home now. Ok, Peach? No more hurting. No more pain. It's over."]
" Duormo agora" ["I sleep now."]
"Não. nenhum dormir você pode tem um concussion, Pêssego. Permaneça acordado. Olhe as estrelas." ["No. No sleeping you might have a concussion, Peach. Stay awake. Look at the stars."]
"bom" ["ok"]
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I hope that you like my story read and review. I would like to say that the oval is a 70's version of the square and Annalynn is Bennis the Mennis. Rose is Erika (heeheehee hope you make a better second impression, evil grin). Victioria is Britt Britt. And Lily (or Peach blossom) is Natster! ME!!! A lot of stuff that is Lily is me and same goes for other characters and random things in ife, like the circle (square being remade by siblings into rectangle! Grrrr). We don't speak Portugese but that'd be cool. Love ya! NatsterSugerRush