Disclaimer- I don't own it!!! I may envy J.K. Rowling and may have
attempted robbery to her house but......I may have to kill you now; you
know too much...
A/N- I don't want to kill you...?
Disclaimer- I also don't own Shakespeare's A Comedy of Errors, but that would rock if I did!
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I looked up into those hazel eyes, which I had denied myself of for so long, afraid to look into them, knowing they were persuading for the truth. Wanting to comfort me and to help me. I know that the truth could either make me or break me. I look down trying to find anything to look at but his eyes. I see an old dried up leaf in my bed from Willa. I pick it up and crunch it and blow it off my hand, wishing it was the dream which I could just forget and have it blow away as light and easy as that leaf. His eyes are so beautiful they have flecks of gold, blue, green, chestnut, any colour you name it. I am shaking slightly. I could always pull a 'I don't know what you're talking about and tell an extremely perverted joke to change the subject' that works sometimes. Or I could tell...... I look up and say—
"Hey James did ya hear about the whore that walked into a bar?" I think desperately of how the joke goes and then realize that it doesn't exist. Think!!! Punch line...punch line...no I'll punch Stupid over here and run. Yeah, that'll work. Ready...wait my leg isn't moving!!! Ahhhhhhhh! I'm screwed up!!!! Forced to sit here and say a stupid punch line that will make no sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok...got it, "So...did you???"
"No Lily I haven't. Are you pulling a 'tell perverted joke and change the subject' again? You really need to find another way to avoid the subject."
It's too late too look down and have tears form in my eyes, he's on too me. God Damn It!!!!! Huh!! I know!!! Two can play at this predictable game. "Jamesie, darling....I think I just started my, um, period. Could you get the nurse for me?"
"Nice try Lily. I know when you have your period. Its two weeks early. You tend to learn a lot of things when you go through people's tra—uh train ticket holders...are the new fashion. That sounds cool doesn't it?"
"JAMES JONOTHAN POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! YOU GO THROUGH MY TRASH!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU FREAK OF NATURE! YOU MOTHER FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE! YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FREAKY FAN! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU READ MY NOTES AND TOUCH MY BLOODY PADS!!!!!!!!! UNO—THAT'S JUST GROSS. DOS—YOU FREAK. TRES—THAT'S ILLEGAL. CAUTRO—GRRRRRRRRRRRR. CINCO—EW! SEIS—IF YOU GO THROUGH MY STUFF, AND PROBABLY LISTEN TO MY CONVERSATIONS, THEN YOU OUGHT TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE SNOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU! GOD!"
I spit right in the corner of his right eye while I am screaming at him. It is one of those rare moments when everything is completely silent and nobody evens dares to breathe. I can't even imagine if this were to happen on stage. [But NSR can!!!(]
James put his finger up to his eye and wiped off the spit with a face that was a cross between 'Lily I could murder you about now' and 'Oh my God! Don't laugh you will just ruin this even more' and a hint of 'bewilderment'. If Analynne and Vic Val were watching this right now it would probably turn into one of those mortifying stories laughed about during lunch for the rest of my life and past my funeral. I can sense that Rose has been watching the whole thing. Oh shit. But I must hold character. Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Alright get it together man! I mentally slapped my self and went on in my screaming rage.
"AND FURHTERMORE JAMES!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STARTED GOING THROUGH YOUR TRASH TO TRY AND GET A DATE WITH SOME HOITY-TOITY GIRL?!?!?!?!?! [NSR is laughing uncontrollably!]. YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE! THERE WAS ONCE A TIME WHEN I VOWED THAT NEVER WOULD I DATE YOU! LET ME RENEW MY VOW! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE LOCAL BROTHEL AND FIND THE GOD DAMN COURTESAN. I HOPE SHE HAS 40 DUCATS ENOUGH FOR YOU! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAAAAAAAAAATE YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Plead you to me fair dame???" he said in a very intimidated voice practically shrinking down against the wall.
"Fetch me a pudding. Chocolate. That is all. You will pay for this..." I added in my deadliest, most threatening, intimidating voice, with just a hint of a growl in the last phrase.
"Hey Rose! What's up?" I said as soon as James had exited.
"Ummmm," Rose replied sounding scared and confused," what was that?"
"Jameison is a Snoopison."
"Can you translate that please?"
"Dificuldades tem bisbilhotado por meu lixo e escuta minhas conversas!!!" ["James has been snooping through my garbage and listening to my conversations!!!"].
"Que pequeno perverteu fucking esquisito!!!!!!! Acabo de esperar que ele não tem feito mudo de algo e excêntrico como registro quando seu período é pelas almofadas e tampões em seu lixo." ["That little perverted fucking freak!!!!!!! I just hope that he hasn't been doing something dumb and freakish like recording when your period is by the pads and tampons in your trash."].
"Você realmente deve pensar sobre uma carreira em adivinhar que conversas estão sobre." ["You should really think about a career in guessing what conversations are about."].
"Oh não ele não fez!!!" ["Oh no he didn't!!!"].
"Sim, fez!!!" ["Yeah, he did!!!"].
"Alguém será matou hoje à noite! Quererira uma soda?" ["Someone is going to be killed tonight! Want a soda?"]
"Bom." ["Ok"].
Rose pulled a soda out of her bag. It was a Mr. Pibb. YUMMY!
"Alegrias." ["Cheers."].
"Lily Sage Potter! You are perfectly aware about what the nurse said! Rose put that soda away or give it to me. It's not even Diet!! Feeding Lily soda is baaaaaaaaaaaaad. You shouldn't taunt her with it."
Apparently my mom had entered the room.
"É um direito esquisito?" ["She's a freak, right?"]
"Flor pêssego, você têm uma mamã fria!" ["Peach Blossom you have a cool mom!"]
"I may not understand a word of Portuguese or whatever language you are all speaking now, but I wasn't born yesterday, contrary as to what people may think with my young good looks, you're talking about me!!!!"
"Eram correto, é uma esquisita." ["You were right, she is a freak"] Rose confirmed to me.
"Sei." ["I know."]
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A/N- I don't want to kill you...?
Disclaimer- I also don't own Shakespeare's A Comedy of Errors, but that would rock if I did!
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I looked up into those hazel eyes, which I had denied myself of for so long, afraid to look into them, knowing they were persuading for the truth. Wanting to comfort me and to help me. I know that the truth could either make me or break me. I look down trying to find anything to look at but his eyes. I see an old dried up leaf in my bed from Willa. I pick it up and crunch it and blow it off my hand, wishing it was the dream which I could just forget and have it blow away as light and easy as that leaf. His eyes are so beautiful they have flecks of gold, blue, green, chestnut, any colour you name it. I am shaking slightly. I could always pull a 'I don't know what you're talking about and tell an extremely perverted joke to change the subject' that works sometimes. Or I could tell...... I look up and say—
"Hey James did ya hear about the whore that walked into a bar?" I think desperately of how the joke goes and then realize that it doesn't exist. Think!!! Punch line...punch line...no I'll punch Stupid over here and run. Yeah, that'll work. Ready...wait my leg isn't moving!!! Ahhhhhhhh! I'm screwed up!!!! Forced to sit here and say a stupid punch line that will make no sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok...got it, "So...did you???"
"No Lily I haven't. Are you pulling a 'tell perverted joke and change the subject' again? You really need to find another way to avoid the subject."
It's too late too look down and have tears form in my eyes, he's on too me. God Damn It!!!!! Huh!! I know!!! Two can play at this predictable game. "Jamesie, darling....I think I just started my, um, period. Could you get the nurse for me?"
"Nice try Lily. I know when you have your period. Its two weeks early. You tend to learn a lot of things when you go through people's tra—uh train ticket holders...are the new fashion. That sounds cool doesn't it?"
"JAMES JONOTHAN POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! YOU GO THROUGH MY TRASH!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU FREAK OF NATURE! YOU MOTHER FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE! YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FREAKY FAN! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU READ MY NOTES AND TOUCH MY BLOODY PADS!!!!!!!!! UNO—THAT'S JUST GROSS. DOS—YOU FREAK. TRES—THAT'S ILLEGAL. CAUTRO—GRRRRRRRRRRRR. CINCO—EW! SEIS—IF YOU GO THROUGH MY STUFF, AND PROBABLY LISTEN TO MY CONVERSATIONS, THEN YOU OUGHT TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE SNOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU! GOD!"
I spit right in the corner of his right eye while I am screaming at him. It is one of those rare moments when everything is completely silent and nobody evens dares to breathe. I can't even imagine if this were to happen on stage. [But NSR can!!!(]
James put his finger up to his eye and wiped off the spit with a face that was a cross between 'Lily I could murder you about now' and 'Oh my God! Don't laugh you will just ruin this even more' and a hint of 'bewilderment'. If Analynne and Vic Val were watching this right now it would probably turn into one of those mortifying stories laughed about during lunch for the rest of my life and past my funeral. I can sense that Rose has been watching the whole thing. Oh shit. But I must hold character. Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Alright get it together man! I mentally slapped my self and went on in my screaming rage.
"AND FURHTERMORE JAMES!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STARTED GOING THROUGH YOUR TRASH TO TRY AND GET A DATE WITH SOME HOITY-TOITY GIRL?!?!?!?!?! [NSR is laughing uncontrollably!]. YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE! THERE WAS ONCE A TIME WHEN I VOWED THAT NEVER WOULD I DATE YOU! LET ME RENEW MY VOW! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE LOCAL BROTHEL AND FIND THE GOD DAMN COURTESAN. I HOPE SHE HAS 40 DUCATS ENOUGH FOR YOU! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAAAAAAAAAATE YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Plead you to me fair dame???" he said in a very intimidated voice practically shrinking down against the wall.
"Fetch me a pudding. Chocolate. That is all. You will pay for this..." I added in my deadliest, most threatening, intimidating voice, with just a hint of a growl in the last phrase.
"Hey Rose! What's up?" I said as soon as James had exited.
"Ummmm," Rose replied sounding scared and confused," what was that?"
"Jameison is a Snoopison."
"Can you translate that please?"
"Dificuldades tem bisbilhotado por meu lixo e escuta minhas conversas!!!" ["James has been snooping through my garbage and listening to my conversations!!!"].
"Que pequeno perverteu fucking esquisito!!!!!!! Acabo de esperar que ele não tem feito mudo de algo e excêntrico como registro quando seu período é pelas almofadas e tampões em seu lixo." ["That little perverted fucking freak!!!!!!! I just hope that he hasn't been doing something dumb and freakish like recording when your period is by the pads and tampons in your trash."].
"Você realmente deve pensar sobre uma carreira em adivinhar que conversas estão sobre." ["You should really think about a career in guessing what conversations are about."].
"Oh não ele não fez!!!" ["Oh no he didn't!!!"].
"Sim, fez!!!" ["Yeah, he did!!!"].
"Alguém será matou hoje à noite! Quererira uma soda?" ["Someone is going to be killed tonight! Want a soda?"]
"Bom." ["Ok"].
Rose pulled a soda out of her bag. It was a Mr. Pibb. YUMMY!
"Alegrias." ["Cheers."].
"Lily Sage Potter! You are perfectly aware about what the nurse said! Rose put that soda away or give it to me. It's not even Diet!! Feeding Lily soda is baaaaaaaaaaaaad. You shouldn't taunt her with it."
Apparently my mom had entered the room.
"É um direito esquisito?" ["She's a freak, right?"]
"Flor pêssego, você têm uma mamã fria!" ["Peach Blossom you have a cool mom!"]
"I may not understand a word of Portuguese or whatever language you are all speaking now, but I wasn't born yesterday, contrary as to what people may think with my young good looks, you're talking about me!!!!"
"Eram correto, é uma esquisita." ["You were right, she is a freak"] Rose confirmed to me.
"Sei." ["I know."]
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Did ya like it?!?!?!?!! I hope so! Review and tell me! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM AND BUTTERFLIES ONLY (butterflies are the reviews everyone like with the normal jibber-jabber about how the story is good/funny/etc.) NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!! coughcoughnotsayinganynamescoughcough
Love ya lotz!
NatsterSugerRush!