Disclaimer- I don't own a gosh darn freaking deaking thing!
A/N- Ok Analynne darling, I will try to insert you in this chapter. Cool beans? Nope. Cool Ravioli. Now that's more like it.
I've betrayed Lily. I've betrayed her. I don't deserve to be here. Please let her forgive me. Please allow her to speak to me again without my betrayal bubbling up in her head like a fresh water spring.
I walk to bathroom. I can hear an off key voice singing through the door. I look around after figuring out how to open it. Apparently you are supposed to push the doors. I look around and laugh to myself. When Remus's cousin's daughter's friend was giving birth. Remus and I were high on Tootsie Rolls, Pepsis that we had snuck a drop or two of vodka in, and that cool smell that Post-it Notes have. We had been extremely ambitious to offend, make someone feel extremely awkward, or embarrass someone. Extra points if you did all three and managed to get complained about and escape the wrath of angry nurses.
We had walked into the bathroom and saw a few men peeing. We decided that we would point at their peeing equipment, whisper to each other and laugh. Needless to say it was hilarious and we ended up earning extra points......
I open a stall so I can sit and wallow in my misery. The off key singing suddenly stops with a scream.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Analynne?!"
"What are you doing in here?"
"Uh. Men's room!"
"Você pessoa de freaky! Que o inferno fez a Mentira?! Como ouse-o machucar meu Finchy!! Ela só rejeitou-o!!!" [Portugese- "You freaky person! What the hell did you do to Lily?! How dare you hurt my Finchy!!! She only rejected you!!!"]
"Oh no! Not more Portugese."
"ä½ å¸ï¼ä»ä¹å¥½ç f æªå¼çæªä¸è¥¿æ¯ä½ ï¼??好å°åï¼æ¨å¥½ï¼æå®ï¼è®©æç²ä¹ï¼" [Simplified Chinese-"You suck! What kind f freaky freak are you??? Well hello! Good morning! Good night! Let me poop!"]
"Analynne! I don't speak fucking Chinese or god damn Portuguese. But I am perfectly aware that you just cussed me out! This is the men's room! You are wearing a ratty old robe with curlers in your hair!!!! Take your little singing pooping self and transplant your ass onto the girl's room porcelain express!!!"
"That is nooooo way to talk to a Lady!"
"I don't see any."
"ÐалÑÑик! ÐÑ Ð»ÑÑÑе вÑего напÑÑженно ожидаеÑе! ÐÑ Ð¼Ð¾Ð³Ð»Ð¸ Ð±Ñ ÑолÑко подÑолкнÑÑÑÑÑ(вÑдвинÑÑÑÑÑ) из деÑева Ñакже! "[Russian- "Boy! You best watch out! You might just get pushed out of a tree too!"]
"Go away. I just got some really cold shit from Lily. I can't deal with this."
"Good. Because if it was warm, I would have had a cow. And mind you, it would have spots."
"What?!"
"Moo."
And with that she pulled up her granny underwear and walked out of the bathroom......without washing her hands.
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Happy ducks Analynne???? I have done 2 1/3 of the commandments in count em' one chapter!!!!
You rebel, you! Wash those hands you bacteria spreading freak!!!!!
READ AND REVIEW!!!!!
A/N- Ok Analynne darling, I will try to insert you in this chapter. Cool beans? Nope. Cool Ravioli. Now that's more like it.
I've betrayed Lily. I've betrayed her. I don't deserve to be here. Please let her forgive me. Please allow her to speak to me again without my betrayal bubbling up in her head like a fresh water spring.
I walk to bathroom. I can hear an off key voice singing through the door. I look around after figuring out how to open it. Apparently you are supposed to push the doors. I look around and laugh to myself. When Remus's cousin's daughter's friend was giving birth. Remus and I were high on Tootsie Rolls, Pepsis that we had snuck a drop or two of vodka in, and that cool smell that Post-it Notes have. We had been extremely ambitious to offend, make someone feel extremely awkward, or embarrass someone. Extra points if you did all three and managed to get complained about and escape the wrath of angry nurses.
We had walked into the bathroom and saw a few men peeing. We decided that we would point at their peeing equipment, whisper to each other and laugh. Needless to say it was hilarious and we ended up earning extra points......
I open a stall so I can sit and wallow in my misery. The off key singing suddenly stops with a scream.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Analynne?!"
"What are you doing in here?"
"Uh. Men's room!"
"Você pessoa de freaky! Que o inferno fez a Mentira?! Como ouse-o machucar meu Finchy!! Ela só rejeitou-o!!!" [Portugese- "You freaky person! What the hell did you do to Lily?! How dare you hurt my Finchy!!! She only rejected you!!!"]
"Oh no! Not more Portugese."
"ä½ å¸ï¼ä»ä¹å¥½ç f æªå¼çæªä¸è¥¿æ¯ä½ ï¼??好å°åï¼æ¨å¥½ï¼æå®ï¼è®©æç²ä¹ï¼" [Simplified Chinese-"You suck! What kind f freaky freak are you??? Well hello! Good morning! Good night! Let me poop!"]
"Analynne! I don't speak fucking Chinese or god damn Portuguese. But I am perfectly aware that you just cussed me out! This is the men's room! You are wearing a ratty old robe with curlers in your hair!!!! Take your little singing pooping self and transplant your ass onto the girl's room porcelain express!!!"
"That is nooooo way to talk to a Lady!"
"I don't see any."
"ÐалÑÑик! ÐÑ Ð»ÑÑÑе вÑего напÑÑженно ожидаеÑе! ÐÑ Ð¼Ð¾Ð³Ð»Ð¸ Ð±Ñ ÑолÑко подÑолкнÑÑÑÑÑ(вÑдвинÑÑÑÑÑ) из деÑева Ñакже! "[Russian- "Boy! You best watch out! You might just get pushed out of a tree too!"]
"Go away. I just got some really cold shit from Lily. I can't deal with this."
"Good. Because if it was warm, I would have had a cow. And mind you, it would have spots."
"What?!"
"Moo."
And with that she pulled up her granny underwear and walked out of the bathroom......without washing her hands.
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Happy ducks Analynne???? I have done 2 1/3 of the commandments in count em' one chapter!!!!
You rebel, you! Wash those hands you bacteria spreading freak!!!!!
READ AND REVIEW!!!!!