It's been a long time, but I'm BACK!!! PrinceMario returns... with a vengeance. (is that how you spell it, I used spell-check, but I'm still not sure.)

With his co-hosts: Mario and Maria

His character: Sylvia

And his Pride and Joy: Himself!!!!

After stupidly deleting his stories just to see if it would actually happen, he disappeared in self-pity, for two months. Then he realized he had let his few reviewers down, so he decided to come back!!

To reviewers: thank you and sorry, I appreciate your support you never gave me

On With The Story!! P.S. I like interrupting my own stories, SO BEAR WITH ME!!!!

Disclaimer - Mario isn't mine, I told my family it was mine, but they never believed me, I wonder why

(if you know of Sylvia's earlier never ended adventure, The Legend of Mario or rather of his daughter, it was a bad, bad dream.)

"AAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhggggggg!!!!"

Sylvia woke up, screaming, obviously.

Her mom, Peach, NOT Qwerty, (long story) came rushing to her room.

"Honey, is everything all right?"

Sylvia stared at her mom in shock.

"Mom, usually when someone is screaming, you assume they are not all right, so why do you come up and say 'is everything all right' when it is plainly obvious it is not. It's like the Empire State Building, when you hear about it, you assume it's tall. So, you wouldn't go up to it and say, 'is it short' because it is plainly obvious it is not. Ok?"

Peach stared, "Is every thing all right?"

Sylvia slapped her head, "I'm surrounded by idiots"

Peach looked concerned, "You are okay, though, right?"

Sylvia continuously (I like big words) slammed her head into her palm.

At headquarters,

Mario: This story sucks

Maria: Undoubtedly

(silence)

Mario: Yep, really sucks

Back to story

Peach smiled, "So, what was the dream about?"

Sylvia sighed, this was going to take a whole lot of explaining

PrinceMario: Mario!!!!!

At headquarters

Mario: yes, sir, I mean, Master

PrinceMario: I'll let that slide, today, but not tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, you following me?

Mario: yes, s-Master

PrinceMario: smart a-lack,

Mario: (smiles)

PrinceMario: I just wanted to tell you not to press this button

Mario: (smiles)

PrinceMario: ok, bye, and stop smiling, it's contagious, I'm trying to be an evil ruler

Mario: ok

PrinceMario: (leaves)

Maria: You're going to press the button, huh

Mario: yep

R&R