Disclaimer: I don't own anyone apart from Helen.

Elven emma: On with the madness! I dedicate this madness to Chris!

LXG MADNESS BY ME!!!

Elven emma had Sawyer cornered.

Elven emma: come on give us yer pants!

Sawyer: No!!!!

Nemo and Mina appeared suddenly in the middle of the room.

Sawyer: Hey where'd they come from.

Elven emma: Well I had to include them somewhere.

Mina: You talk as if we're not important.

Elven emma: Of course you're important. Hmm let me think. * writes more of the fic*

POOF

The League are at the large meeting table.

Mina: What happened?

Skinner: You called a meeting, you and Nemo.

Nemo: We did? Author! You can't leave gaps in the plot!

Skinner: They're called plot holes.

Elven emma: ok ok will u all be happy if...

Helen: I'm not happy, I almost had his trousers and now look at him! He's fully dressed.

Jekyll: And proud of it!

Hyde: You should have gone all the way Henry. Grr.

Jekyll: Shut up!

Elven emma: Look will you be happy if I open the drinks cabinet?

Skinner: Oooh I like a little drink so...

League: YES!

Party poppers and streamers appear despite the fact this is Victorian times.

Helen: Hurray! You know what Jekyll? I bloody love you I do!

Jekyll: Really? Wow!

Nemo: Oh my god!

Sawyer: What?

Nemo: look a floating glass!

Skinner: That would be me then.

Nemo: No no over there!

Sawyer: Ok no more drink for the captain, he can't take it.

Nemo: Yes I can. So I challenge you to...A drinking contest!

Sawyer: I accept!

Skinner: Ooh ooh can I play?

Sawyer: No!

Elven emma: He's skinner he can play cause I want to watch.

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Elven emma: Sorry it's not as good as last time, it's late and I'm tired. Got any suggestions for what you'd like to see next?