It was a peaceful day on the Hogwarts grounds. The birds chirped and flew high in the sky.

Harry was having such a good day. He had not visited Hagrid for a while so he went to Hagrid's hutt.

Knocked on the door and he heard Fangs booming barks.

And he heard Hagrid call "Comin" Harry could not wait to see Hagrid.

The door swung open and..."AAAHHH!!!!!!"

Harry was screaming. "My eyes there...there...BURNING."

For what Harry had seen was HORRIBLE!

It was... HAGRID IN A ...THONG!

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

Harry ran back up to Hogwarts ran to the Gryffindor common room found Hermione and Ron Standing there in BIKINIS! "AAAHHH!!!!!!! Why the crap are you wearing BIKINIS!"

"It is thong and bikini day Harry. Didn't you no that?" Ron asked him.

"NO! WHY WOULD I WEAR A THONG OR A BIKINI?!"

Yelled Harry.

"Harry you don't have to wear a thong!" Said Hermione.

"Good!" Said Harry.

"You have to wear a bikini!" Said Ron gleefully. They actually aren't that bad.

"EEWWW! Ron that is disgusting!" Said Harry.

"Here Harry putt it on!" Said Ron giving Harry a Purple bikini with pink polka dots on it.

"I AM NOT WEARING THAT!" Screamed Harry.

"Oh well!" Said Hermione.

And Hermione Ron and out of no where came Neville all attacked Harry and put a purple with pink polka dots bikini on him.

"Well lets go to lunch!" Said Hermione gleefully.

"Ok!" Said Ron and Neville.

Harry feeling quite stupid for walking around with a bikini on. He wondered if his friends had gone mad?

A/N: Okay I have this other pen name but it won't let me add on other stories or chapters or anything so I'm just putting them all here on a new pen name. Anyway thank you for reading my story and please REVIEW!

Deanna