Disclaimer(or so I thought)

Note:Actions and thoughts are in Italics

Big, beautiful nature scene (to try and impress crab apples Heehee Autum lawyers) shows up behind a long-brown haired girl, with green eyes in an outfit that oddly looks like kagome-samas school uniform except its blue

"Konnichiwa :) readers I am Akira Bishonen and this is my first fic ever and I'm sooo excitedly hyper so bear with me. I adore all of Rumiko Takahasi-sama's anime/manga especially InuYasha and those kawaii doggy ears! But sadly I do not get the praise or the money for just loving him so Domo Arigato Takahashi-sama for creating and sadly owning InuYasha but I........."

InuYasha appears out of nowhere "Keh, stupid wench I am NOT owned by any one" crosses arms and turns away

Akira: O.O :D I-InuYasha!!!!!! Goes up to InuYasha and tweaks ears " I have always wanted to do that!!!!!!! such a kawaii Inu-Hanyou!!!!!!"

InuYasha: Jumps away "Hey get away wench don't touch me!!!"

Kagome magically appears out of thin air and lands on feet " INU-YASHA OSUWARI!!!!!!! " Uh Gomen Nasai ah uh......."

Akira: "Akira-chan:) and Arigato Kagome-sama!!!"

InuYasha: Lying on grassy ground recovering from "Sit" mode Mutters "Stupid Wench"

Kagome: "O BE QUIET INU-YASHA!!!!!!!"

Inu: O.O.......Hides behind Akira

Akira: Puts on smirk "Scared are we now InuYasha"

Inu: "Keh, like I'll ever be scared of a wench like her" walks to the side

Kag: "O REALLY NOW INU-YASHA?!?! Colourful bubbles show up behind her head and smiles while yelling "O-SU-WARI!!!!!!!!!!!"

Inu: "Uh Oh .....WHAAAA.....!!!!" His head goes 3 feet into the ground

Akira: "Heh heh Inu-kun you suck :P"

Inu: "WHAT!?!?!?! Growls, narrows eyes

Akira: "Whatcha gonna do about it eh? Rip me up with your cute little claws?:P"

Inu: "Heh, good idea :)" Cracks wrists and starts running toward Akira "IRON REAMER SOU.............!!!!"

Miroku and Sango mysteriously appear and land on InuYasha

Inu: "GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!!"

Akira:Smirks "Heh, you lose "

Miroku & Sango: "Gomen InuYasha ;; "

Inu: "That's what I thought" Brushes off haori

Miroku: Whispers to himself "Hmm bijin" Goes up to Akira and holds her hands in his "Will you do me the honour...."

Akira: Cuts Miroku off "....... of bearing your child??? Get a life you sick perverted hentai!!! Baka Houshi-Sama!!!!" Quickly takes back hands and slaps Miroku

::Inu, Kagome and Sango are just standing there staring at Akira and Miroku::

Miroku: Sighs, holding face "Well it was worth a try........"

Sango: "Must you ask every lady you see to bear your child, pervert!!??!! Hits Miroku in the head with Hiraitkotsu

Akira: "Hee hee kawainai monk "

Inu: Takes Tetsusaiga off and places on ground beside him and sits down cross-legged anime style (I say anime style cause it's impossible to sit like him I tried and nearly broke my back) "So how did we get here anyways? Oi do you know how wench?" Looks at Akira

Akira: "Well Inu-Cutie you...... I have no clue"

::Kagome(who is giggling at name) sits beside InuYasha (who is to busy blushing to understand that Akira said "you") as well as Miroku and Sango::

Miroku: Looks around "This place isn't familiar to me so it seems we have been transported here by some unknown magic"

Sango: "But where are Shippo and Kirara (Kilala it's all the same)??"

Akira:"Uh well I uh thought that they could stay out of this one for once ;;"

Inu: Finally realizes that Akira had something to do with their being here "What was that?!?! You brought us here??"

Akira: "Uh uh uh I uh....... Kagome??"

Kag: "InuYasha........" Looks at Inu

Inu: O.O..... Closes eyes to brace for "Sit" impact

Kag: "This could be fun " Puts on a happy face

Inu: Sighs but frowns "Keh, it doesn't help us look for the Jewel shards, I'm not moving"

Akira: "Now InuYasha that's where your wrong "Holds up 5 shards between thumb and

pointer finger

Inu Lunges for the shards

Kag: "SIT-BOY!!"

Inu: Inu's head lands in Akira's lap

Akira: "Uh.....uh.....uh... Inu.....Yasha...." Blushes

Inu: Smells Akira's shirt (and for all those perverts no he's not RIGHT there) " You Sniff "Have" Sniff "an" Snifff Amazing scent" Blushes at realizing what he said

Kag: "INU-YASHA!!!!! :X"

Inu: "Well at least she has a more interesting scent then yours Kagome" Sits up in between Akira And Kaggie

Akira: Blushing Inu-Yasha that was not nice!!"

I leave you all here to ponder what will happen next readers all give Akira the evil eye O.O uh ok then R&R plz plz i want to know how i did and i want to know if i should write more and if so write more in the next chapter sighs so much to say so little time.... well just tell me if i should keep writing the story and if you like it I gtg ja ne !!! PS if u need a yakusho or translation in english plz tell me!!!!