CHAPTER 6! Oh….and…..since I haven't done it in awhile.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the video game characters, anime characters, or TV show characters mentioned in this story. However, I do own everything else.
Chapter 6: The Twister Tango
Therefore, Pikachu pulled one of the oldest party games out of her closet, Twister. Laying the ridiculously large mat on the floor, (for this Twister had been designed specifically for a giant party of this type) she announced to her guests that the last one standing would win a fabulous prize. Everyone quickly ran and gathered round the bored as Navi took control of the spinner, due to her small stature. For, fairies just cannot play twister.
So, everyone gathered round and waited as Navi began shouting out body parts and colors. "LEFT HAND RED! RIGHT EARLOBE BLUE! FOR THE GUYS! PUT YOUR LEFT TESTICALE ON GREEN! AND GIRLS! RIGHT TIT ON YELLOW!" This game was getting a little weird, as some people simply dropped out do to the fact that they didn't have either or.
The game eventually came down to two people. Zelda, who currently had her right arm twisted over her left leg, and her left boob on purple, which she could had sworn was a brown 15 minutes ago, and of course, the all around champ, Donkey Kong. His right arm was in the most uncomfortable position, along with his right nut being on a yellow spot that might have been someone's urine. Navi spun the spinner and shouted out, "Right hand on…TURQUOISE!" There was only one turquoise spot on the board. In a matrix like move, both Zelda and Donkey Kong reached madly for the spot. Donkey Kong, unfortunately, slipped up, and landed face first on the board, while Zelda landed perfectly on the desired spot. The game was over, victory went to the Princess of Hyrule.