CHAPTER 7!!!
Chapter 7: Awards and Drunks
So, it was now time to present the awards for that evening. Even though they hadn't been told there was a contest. First off, for winning the game of Twister, Zelda received a very lovely gift certificate good for one free saving of her choice. Link just sort of cringed when he saw it.
"I'm doomed!" he screamed and ran off as Zelda chassed after him.
The next awards went as follow.
Donkey Kong received a bushel of bananas for being the hairiest. Yoshi got a giant golden egg for being the most dinosaur like. Jigglypuff received a Microphone for being the best sleeper, as well as a set of colored markers for being the most creative. Kirby received beer. Why? Because if they hadn't given it to him he would have exploded. Many other prizes were also handed out. Samus received the reward for best metal suit. Fox got the best gun shooting award. The Pikmin, yes that's right, all of them, received the best matching costume award. There were many other awards, but I, the narrator, cannot remember them all.
Of course we all know what happens after people get a reward. They buy each other beers, and liquor of any type, which leads to drunkenness. So now the party was simple a bunch of drunk's. And it was some site let me tell you. You would have never guessed that was what Link had been hiding under his hat all this time, or that Donkey Kong's fur wasn't really that color. Wow, the things people will tell you when they get drunk. So it continued for a few hours, until he showed up.
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