Chapter 4: Whaaa?! (I couldnt think of a name)

"Zoom!"

The Ched and its occupants soared through a world of swirling color.

"Ahhh!!!" Naruto screamed, with tears streaming from his eyes.

"Where are we?!" Kakashi yelled into Naruto´s ear.

"How should I know?!" Naruto spat back at Kakashi.

It was true that neither of them knew where they were. How could you possibly anticipate something like this? I know I sure couldn´t! But they had a problem to solve, so they both were racking their brains trying to figure out how they got in this perdicament.

"Wait a minute....." Kakashi was putting 2 and 2 together "All of this started when I pulled this lever, right?"

"I-I don´t know!!" Naruto hollered, with tears still streaming from his eyes.

"So maybe if I pull this lever again..." Kakashi thought out loud as he started fumbling aroud for the lever. "Gotcha!" he exclaimed as he began to pull it to lower the footrest.....

Meanwhile, in Fire Emblem land, there was a heated war on that involved all the world as the citizens and villagers there knew it. But we´ll be focusing on one battle in particular.

On a desolate battle field there were two men standing at opposite ends, one obviously evil, seeing as he was really ugly, so ugly that you cannot fathom his ugliness without a picture, but I will attempt to capture his hideousness with words. He had a large nose, gray skin and he was missing most of his teeth. He also had this sinister looking black book and cloak, which only added to his nearly-intimidating-but-more-funny-than-spooky appearance. The other man was naturally the protagonist, with white armor, brown hair and moustache, and he was weilding a large, tacky looking sword.

"Taste the sacred steel of Falcion!!" the mand in the white armor yelled in an almost inspiring way.

"Oho!" the ugly man laughed in an extremely beatles-esque accent. He was about to continue, when all of the sudden...

"BOM!"

Out of nowhere this large cloud of smoke appeared with a shadowy figure in its midst. As it started to dissapate, two people started talking.

"Hey! We stopped moving! Where are we now, Kakshi sensei?"

"I don´t know! I can´t see through this stupid smoke!"

"Look! The smoke is clearing! Can you see yet?"

"No, I can´t! Besides, I think we landed on somebody."

The smoke finally cleared.

"Yup. We definitely landed on someone!"

Naruto was leaning over the edge of the chair, and looking at the ground. They had indeed landed on someone. They had smashed the ugly man, and now all that was visible were his arms and the top of his hood.

"Wh-who are you?!" the man in the white armor stammered, at a total loss for words. "Who are you that you should strike down my enemy with a single blow!?!"

Kakashi looked as nervous as you can with over 80 percent of your face hidden.

"Uh, actually we really don´t have the time to introduce ourselves! Time is money you know!!"

"Wait! I wanted to explore!! No fair!!" Naruto whined

"See you later!!" Kakashi said as he winked (Or he could´ve been doing the happy anime character face where their eyes are shaped like horseshoes. Yeah, you know the one.)at the man with the sword.

Kakashi fumbled around for the lever, pulled it, and the recliner disappeared in a puff, a very large puff of smoke.

"They´re gone....." the man said with a dumb look on his face. You couldn´t blame him, though. The poor man never knew what hit him, and he probably never would.

"´Time is money´ was the best you could come up with? I mean, honestly! I could pull a better excuse out of .... umm...." Naruto trailed off.

He was notorious for having an incredibly short attention span, I mean, why else would he just wander off during class? That and he couldn´t think of anything that he could possibly pull a better excuse from, and trying to think of something witty and clever took far too much effort.

"Uhh, yeah. Anyway, what do we do now?" Kakashi thought out loud.

"Why, we pull the lever again, silly!" Naruto said as he seized the lever and yanked it.

"BOM! SPLOOSH!!!"

They landed in.... water?

"Well, I´ll be the first to admit that I didn´t expect this..." Kakashi said as he started to read "Icha, Icha, Paradise" again.

"I´m getting the feeling that we just landed on somebody, too....." Naruto said as he sweatdropped and his face went blue with fear. He could feel somebody´s killer intent, and it made his hair stand on end.