Chapter 5: "You´ve... Killed Her..."
Kakashi glanced over the edge of the recliner into the water beneath them.
"Yeah, you´ve smashed someone again." He said dully as he watched a girl with light blue hair and her pegasus sink into the depths of the sea.
"SHIDA!!!" a man´s high voice screeched.
Kakashi and Naruto both looked over at the boat to their left simultaneously, and saw that the voice belonged to a man standing at the head of the boat. The boat was full of horses and men and was plainly being led by this man. He was a scrawny man with dark blue hair and armor, and he wore a little golden tiara in his hair that made him look like a panty-waist. He had rivers of tears positively pouring out of his now dinner plate sized eyes, adding to his pathetic, awkward appearance.
"Uhh, geez, I´m real sorry mister..... I didn´t mean to smash her and her flying pony, honest......" Naruto apologized, practically on the verge of tears.
"Naruto, I´m going to be brutally honest. This is the second person you´ve smashed in this world alone. That settles it, I´m driving now."
Naruto glared over at Kakashi, looking utterly offended.
"It isn´t MY fault we smashed her! Besides, you can´t blame the first one on me! YOU pulled the lever that time!!" Naruto yelled loudly as he stood up and started do draw a kunai.
"You´ve.... Killed her....." the blue haired man muttered in a very defeated tone as he began to cry harder than before.
"I think it´s high time we left." Kakashi said while he read his dirty book.
"NO!!! Not yet!! Not until you admit you´re wrong!!" Naruto got a wild look in his eye as he yelled at Kakashi and pointed at him with the kunai in his hand.
"I wouldn´t do that if I were you." Kakashi said with his eyes glued to his book.
Naruto immediately lost the wild look and put his kunai away. He got that squinty eye face again and folded his arms in a bratty manner.
"Fine, I won´t resort to violence, but we don´t move until I get an apology out of you!!" he sat down on the armrest in the side the lever was on, to prevent Kakashi from reaching it.
"Those big jerks!!!" some green haired archer kid yelled with an impossibly irritating voice. His was a voice that could bring the most hardened criminal to his knees, begging for mercy with so much as a hello, and cause even Orochimaru himself to bleed from the ears, if he was able to maintain a hold on his sanity, that is.
Meanwhile, Naruto was still arguing with Kakashi. It was pretty one-sided, seeing as Kakashi was reading his book, rather than waste his breath arguing.
"APOLOGIZE NOW!!!! I swear that this recliner is going nowhere until you say you´re sorry, Mister!!!" Naruto was still in stubborn brat mode and had his butt firmly planted on the armrest.
Kakashi got an exasperated look in his eye, and then all of the sudden, his face lit up.
"Look over there! Is that a floating ramen stand?!" Kakashi exclaimed with way too much enthusiasm.
"Where?" Naruto looked over. Kakashi grinned. Naruto fell for it! Only fractions of a second after Naruto looked in the opposite direction, Kakashi had shoved him out of the way and yanked the lever, causing the ched once again, to enter the rainbow realm.