Chapter 6: Whaddya Do with a Green Haired Archer Kid?

"I CANNOT Believe you did that to me!!" Naruto said indignantly

"What else could I do? You were sitting on the armrest." Kakashi explained with little or no regret at all "Besides, things were faster this way. If we had to wait for you to accept my apology and move out of the way, it would have taken twice as long than if I just shoved you out of the way."

"How can you LIE to me with a straight face!? You make me sick!!" Naruto spat back bitterly, trying to sound like he was really hurt.

"How would you know if I´m lying with a straight face or not?" Kakashi had his book out and he was looking at the cover "It´s funny, I never noticed the "No" sign here on the back cover before..."

Naruto gave Kakashi a very sour squinty glare, (which might be somewhat of an oxymoron...) and had just opened his mouth to counter Kakashi, when a very irritating voice cut him off.

"You´re not getting away so easily!!"

Kakashi and Naruto both looked at the back of the recliner, and saw some green haired archer kid attempting to climb up to them.

"Blasted leather! I can´t get a grip!!" screeched an angry archer boy

"Hmm... I guess we didn´t notice him there while we were arguing..." said Kakashi

"Be careful, you idiot!! You´ll ruin the leather!!" Naruto scolded as he ran over to the archer kid and helped him up.

"Thanks." The boy sighed as he wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"STUPID!!!" Naruto fiercely slapped the back of the green haired kid´s head "Do you make a hobby of ruining other people´s stuff? Huh?"

"I think that was uncalled for, Naruto." Kakashi said, inwardly proud of himself for sticking up for the little guy.

"I´LL SHOW YOU WHAT´S UNCALLED FOR!!!!" Naruto fumed, while he whipped around and looked Kakashi right in the eye.

"You don´t hit me and get away with it!!" the green haired boy had an arrow drawn and had it aimed straight at Naruto.

"What?" Naruto had a torn look on his face. He wasn´t sure if he should be afraid, or laugh until his sides burst.

The archer boy furrowed his brow, drew the arrow back, and released. There was a sickening thud as it penetrated.

Naruto finally came to his senses and checked himself for injuries. Arms and hands were still attatched, and he could still wiggle his legs and feet. That´s a good sign. Everything was attatched and functional, so he looked over at Kakashi, who was looking at the armrest to his right. The arrow was embedded in the armrest.

"You MISSED?!?" Naruto snickered "You were practically point-blank!!!"

Kakashi totally lost it and started busting up. He was rolling around, howling with laughter.

"Shut up! You guys just got lucky this time, that´s all!!" the green haired archer kid muttered sheepishly. Then, he was smacked on the back of the head again.

"WHAT´S YOUR PROBLEM!?!" Naruto got a crazy glint in his eye "You just put a hole in MY chair!! I´M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"

The archer cowered in fear as Naruto lunged forward with kunai in hand, when he stopped suddenly in mid-air as if caught on somehing.

"WHAT´RE YOU DOING?? LEMME GO!!!" Naruto began yelling all manner of profanity in English AND Japanese, and started thrashing around as he was lifted into the air by the back of his coat. To the archer´s fortune, Kakashi had regained his composure and come to his aid.

"Naruto, it wouldn´t do us much good to kill him right now." Kakshi said as he held Naruto in the air with one hand and wiped the tears from his eye with the other. "Wooo... That was funny!"

Naruto had his arms folded with that oh-so-precious squinty/ bratty look on his face.

"Fine, I won´t kill him, but you better give me something good!" he said

"So Kid," Kakashi said while he put Naruto down and turned to the kid "You got a name?"

"I´m not giving my name to the likes of you jerks!!" the boy squawked defiantly

"Okay.... Well, we can´t call you "Green Haired Archer Kid", can we?"

"Hmph! Let´s just call him GHAK!" Naruto finished with an angry snort

"No!!! I REFUSE to be called GHAK!! Call me something else!!" the GHAK protested in that GHAK-y way

"Well, tough cookies, mister! You don´t DESERVE a better name! Besides, your real name probably sucks anyway!" Naruto snapped back

"My real name does not suck!" the GHAK retorted

"Oh, yeah? Then what is it?" Naruto asked, waiting for the stupidest name he could possibly think of.

"Well, It´s G-" the GHAK was about to reveal what is name was when his voice was drowned out by an extremely loud, not to mention random, Semi truck that just so happened to be traveling through at that exact moment.

"Hmmm... that was strange" Kakashi thought out loud

"Well, who´da thunk!" Naruto said strangely "His name DOES suck!!" He added, with that mischevious foxy grin.

"MY NAME DOES NOT SUCK!!!!" the GHAK screeched and shot another arrow in his blind rage, once again completely missing its mark.

"YOU!!!!!" Naruto snarled through bared teeth as he looked to his left and saw the arrow embedded in the other armrest. "YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!"

Before Naruto leaped on the GHAK, Kakashi appeared in a puff of ninja smoke between the two of them, narrowly avoiding the GHAK being torn limb from limb by Naruto.

"I am NOT going to baby-sit you two the whole time we´re together! You two had better learn to get along," Kakashi started in that after-school-special kind of voice "or I SWEAR I will hurl both of you off into that Rainbow-y Abyss!!!" he ended in that I-am-SO-not kidding tone of voice.

Both Naruto and the GHAK looked over the edge trying to decide which would be worse, enduring eachother, or spending the rest of your life in a colorful oblivion.

"Whatever." Naruto turned and stuck his nose up into the air

The GHAK sat down, took out an arrow, and started fiddling with it, much to everyone´s relief.

Kakshi sighed with relief "Ok. I´m going to pull the lever again, and see where we end up. If we can find an order to this mess, then we can get ourselves home." Kakashi said, like it was Naruto and the GHAK´S fault they were all there in the first place.

"You better not bust anything" Naruto mumbled as he pulled an arrow out of one of the armrests.

"Or smash anybody!" the GHAK piped up, thinking that somebody cared about what he thought.

Kakashi rolled his eye(s) and pulled the footrest lever.

To Be Continued....

Can our heroes withstand the GHAK´s voice or his stupidity? Or his presence altogether? Tune in next time!!!