I´ll just tell all you people out there that I´m usually too lazy to add commentary to the top of my stories, but just look at me now! Aren´t you happy Neonn? You better be paying attention cause here´s the Disclaimer!!! (Honestly, do I REALLY need to do a disclaimer? This is FANFICTION!! WE DON´T OWN ANYTHING WE WRITE ABOUT!!!!)

By the way Neonn, my disclaimer was in my story summary cause I didn´t want to have to write it in all of my chapters. You missed it, silly moo!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING, except for myself and the Ched. Wait, I don´t even own the Ched, my parents own it! I also say that this disclaimer counts for all of the previous chapters, and chapters to come! Take THAT!!! Yay!!

Chapter 7: A Clean Getaway!

"BOM!"

They landed in a hot, desert town, in the middle of an alleyway.

"Ahh! It's so hot! Where are we?" exclaimed Naruto

"Well, it looks like we're in a desert." The Ghak said importantly as he stood up, and surveyed their surroundings while shading his eyes with his hand.

"HELLO captain obvious!! I KNOW that!! I wanted to know EXACTLY where we are, not the general description, stupid!!!" Naruto retorted, booting the GHAK off his High Horse.

"Hey, listen." Kakashi said, looking down the alleyway "Can you hear that?"

In the distance they could hear men yelling and gunshots.

"There he is!! Let´s get him!!"

"C'mon men, Nobody lives forever!!"

There were more gunshots fired.

"Oh crap!! I haven´t done anything wrong! Why can´t you leave me alone!! I promise I bought these donuts fair and square!!!"

A blonde man with a red coat turned down the alleyway, carrying a huge bag of donuts.

"Hey! You guys´ve gotta help me out! You gotta hide me somewhere!!" the blonde guy said urgently as he did a little nervous dance.

"What´s going on?" Kakashi asked cooly

"Can´t explain now! Can you PLEASE just help me out for now?" the blonde guy pleaded with big, green Bambi eyes.

"I don´t trust him! He looks sinister to me!" the GHAK stated, fooling himself into thinking that his opinion mattered "He´s got them shifty eyes!" the GHAK added as he demonstrated.

"Ok. It´s settled then! Welcome aboard, friend!" Naruto said, sounding all to happy to go against the GHAK´s will.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Let him on? But Naruto...." the GHAK whined

"THE ONLY BUTT IN THIS CONVERSATION IS A SPANKED ONE!!" Naruto barked at the GHAK, and then continued on regularly, as though that wasn´t a really weird thing to say. "Besides, I´ve got 3 resons for letting him on. #1: He´s obviously the victim in this whole deal here. #2: His eyes are ANYTHING but shifty. #3: The man has a colossal bag of donuts." Naruto dusted off his hands victoriously and turned to the blonde guy. "Like I said before, welcome aboard!"

"Umm.... thanks..?" the man in the red coat said as he boarded the chair, questioning the others´ sanity.

"Do it, Kakashi!!" Naruto exclaimed as he assumed a leader-like pose and dramatically pointed at nothing.

"Yup." Kakashi answered and pulled the lever.

They disappeared right as the mob rounded the corner, with pitchforks and shotguns at the ready, but all they saw was the smoke before them.

"Where´d he go?" one member asked

"That lucky devil got away!" another yelled

"Oh, well," a third said "We´ll get him next time!"

All the mob members agreed and disbanded, hanging up their shotguns and pitchforks for another day.

MEANWHILE!

Our heroes and the GHAK were flying through the colorful in-between-worlds world, and all was well. Except for the fact that the guy in the red coat had never been through space and time before, and he was the only one freaking out.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!! What´s going on?!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, while clinging to his donuts for dear life.

"Keep it together. You´ll be fine." Kakashi said to him in an unattatched voice, which probably didn´t help comfort him at all.

"Hey, we saved your life, so.... gimme some donuts!" Naruto said as he snatched the donuts from the blonde and began to scarf them down.

"Hey, are you all right buddy?" the GHAK asked as he put a friendly and encouraging hand on the man´s shoulder.

The blonde guy winced "Gah! That voice! OW!! My ears!" he cupped his hands over his ears and crawled away from the GHAK.

The GHAK got a confused look on his face. And who could blame him? How many people do you know, KNOW for a fact that their voices make people want to kill themselves?

"Uh, hey you in the red coat. What´s your name?" Kakashi asked, anticipating trouble if the GHAK and the red coat guy went any farther.

"My name? I always get embarassed whenever I have to introduce myself, but if you insist..." he began as the background turned into sparkles and bubbles, "I am Vash the Stampede! A hunter of peace, chasing the elusive mayfly known as Love!!"

Everybody, except for Vash, sweatdropped.

"Who the what?" Kakashi asked skeptically.

"I told you he was suspicious!!" the GHAK yelled while he dove for cover behind Kakashi.

"It´s Vash, right?" Naruto asked out of nowhere, with his hand deep inside the bag of donuts.

"Yes, that´s me!!" Vash answered proudly

Naruto pulled a black cat out of the bag of donuts by its tail.

"What´s a cat doing in your bag of donuts?" Naruto asked, struggling to decide whether he should be disgusted or intrigued. The cat meowed as Naruto waited for Vash´s answer.

"Well, it beats the heck outta me!!" Vash replied scratching his head with one hand while taking the cat from Naruto with the other. "I SWEAR I´ve seen this cat somewhere before..."

There was a long silence as everyone decided to do their own thing, their own things being Kakashi reading his book, the GHAK fiddling with his bow, Naruto losing his appetite and being a little upset about it, and Vash thinking as hard as he could, trying to remember the occasion where he saw that blasted cat. At one point, they all looked up at a pink couch that went soaring by out of nowhere, but then they all lost interest when it flew out of sight and everything returned to dead silence again, right up until Naruto´s stomach growled.

"Hey, Kakashi sensei?" Naruto asked

"Yeah, what is it?"

"I´m starving, you think we could stop this thing and get something to eat?"

Kakashi stared at Naruto blankly "Oh yeah. Let me pull this thing into the Drive-thru at McDonald's and we´ll get some hamburgers. Idiot...." he rolled his eye(s), gave an exasperated sigh, and started to read again.

"No! I know that! I just hoped we could stop on some planet, kill something and cook it, or beg for food! things like that!!" he whined out of hunger and embarassment.

"Ah sdill gah som Donuh's!" Vash offered with his face happily full to capacity with donuts.

"EWWW!!! You´re still eating those donuts even after the cat´s been in there?!" the GHAK pointed out with a shocked look on his face. The cat stopped licking its paw just long enough to give the GHAK one of those "I hate you and I wish you would die" kind of looks.

"ANYWAY," Naruto looked at the GHAK and the cat, and then returned to talking with Kakashi "whaddya say, Kakashi sensei?"

"Alright. We could give it a try." Kakashi agreed after he heard his own stomach growl. Then he pulled the lever.

Vash started to panic again. "AAHHHH!!! WHY´S IT SO DARK!?"

"Shaddap, you idiot!!" Naruto yelled at Vash

"Yelling at him won´t help!!" the GHAK screamed at Naruto

"OW!! My ears!" Vash cried out in pain

The ched´s inhabitants were all fighting amongst themselves in the dark, with the exception of Kakashi and the cat. That is, until somebody turned on the lights.

"Ooo!! Spooky space people in Edward´s livingroom!!" exclaimed a silly looking girl with orange hair and perpetually blushing cheeks.