Great Neonn, look what you´ve done to me! Now I feel like I NEED to do one of these commentary things!
I´m just going to warn you beforehand that the whole foreign exchange thing has twisted my humor in a strange way, and no matter how I try, for some reason I can´t convince myself that the spanish customs aren´t a crucial part of the plot, so... there might be more weird spanish custom things in the chapters to come....
But look on the bright side, many crazy otakus out there already know japanese customs, but don´t know any others! So this´ll be educational!! I WIN!!
Chapter 9: A Devious Conspiracy Put Into Action!!
A drop of sweat slid down Naruto´s forehead as he waited for the signal from the cat.
The GHAK moved over and sat down next to Ed.
"Boy, am I ever tired!! You guys can be really boring sometimes! I tell you what, back home with my friends, it was a nonstop party! Things there never slowed down! In fact, I think that....." the GHAK started yapping again
The cat turned around, made sure the GHAK wasn´t looking, then winked and gave a thumbs up to Naruto.(Even though that´s impossible, seeing as the cat lacks an opposable thumb...)
"That´s the signal!!" Naruto´s brain screamed, and in an instant the lever was pulled.
"Hey! What´re we stopping for? Is this where we were planning on going to? This recliner needs to be run more efficiently, I say!! Why, if I were in control....." the GHAK trailed off.
They had ended up in a large open field on some mystery planet, where there was a small village just visible in the distance.
Ed looked over at Naruto, who did some weird gesture tapping his cheek under his eye with his index finger. She was a little confused, but decided by the situation that it meant "be careful" or something like that, and then decided to do the same to him, just for good measure! ( Tee hee hee!! Instead of writing a story about anime characters with japanese customs, I keep putting in spanish ones!!! YAY!!) Then she sprang into action. Ed and the cat on top of her head leaned over the edge of the chair and started pointing at the ground. They were as still as statues, waiting for their prey to take the bait....
The GHAK finally noticed that Ed and the cat were doing something other than listeneing to him talk, so he decided to go over and see what could possibly be more entertaining than he.
"Hey, what´re you doing?" he asked as he leaned over to see what they were pointing at.
"Look! It´s a quarter!" Ed giggled "Can you see it?"
"A quarter? A quarter of what?" he replied, straining his eyes for a quarter of something he´d never seen before.
"It´s something metal! Look over there more!" Ed said
The GHAK leaned over more
"I still don´t see anything!" he whined
"Keep looking! Look for something shiny!" she said, still keeping her position perfectly.
"Ok, it´s more over there, right?" He asked, leaning over more.
"Yep!" Ed replied as the cat turned around, pulled a red flag out of nowhere and started waving it around.
Kakashi nudged Vash with his elbow. They both crept up behind the GHAK, and shoved.
"DO IT NARUTO!!" Kakashi and Vash yelled simultaneously.
"You big jerks!! There was no quarter, was there!?" The GHAK shouted back at the others.
He got up to reboard the recliner, but the lever had already been pulled, and there was nothing left but a cloud of smoke.
"I KNEW they were planning something!!" the GHAK yelled to nobody out of spite.
ELSEWHERE!!!!
The Ched Dwellers were rejoicing in their victory, and thus were ritualistically giving eachother high-fives, pats on the back, complements, and the like.
"You did great, Ed!!" Naruto said
"Way to shove, guys!" Ed cheered
"He won´t be back, will he?" Vash asked the cat, who didn´t really answer, ´cause it´s a cat.
"What was with that cheek tap gesture thing, Naruto?" Kakashi asked
"Now that I think about it, I don´t know!" Naruto said with an exaggerated shrug.
Then happy music began to play in the background as the lot of them began to laugh heartily and the camera zoomed out until they were little specks on a larger tan speck.