Thanks for your reviews, since I never thought I would get any. You've also helped continue the story! Anyway, here's Meteo, without Strong Bad.

Meteo Pictures:

Meteo: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0501.jpg

Meteo Crusher (boss) (Phase 2): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0602.jpg

Meteo Crusher (boss) (Phase 1): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0601.jpg

Warp level: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/sf29.jpg

Chapter 3 – Into the Asteroids

Characters in Chapter 3:

Fox McCloud: Homestar

Slippy: Homsar

Peppy: Coach Z

Falco: Strong Bad

General Pepper: Strong Sad

ROB 64: Grape Nuts Robot

Meteo Crusher driver: The Cheat (if they ever get to him)

Location: Meteo Asteroid Field

Homestar, Homsar, and Coach Z in their Arwings were flying with the Great Fox towards their destination. Meanwhile, Homestar got a message from General Strong Sad.

"Impressive, you've done well, but I doubt you'll make... I mean, good luck, but we'll die anyway," said General Strong Sad.

"Okay Mistuw Sunshine!" answered Homestar.

Then Homestar disconnected communication with General Strong Sad and switched to Coach Z.

"So, I've noticed that it's not dot egg," shared Homestar.

"Well done Homestar, what is it? Dot com? Dot org? Dot net?" asked Coach Z.

"Dot pie!" answered Homestar.

"Now spell: we've entered Meteo Asteroid Field," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Meanwhile, the Great Fox blasted some asteroids, and the ones that crashed into the wings of the Great Fox were blasted into pieces, but one went through the wing.

"Uh, I think we're supposed to go!" said Homestar.

Then the Arwings flew in different directions, close together. Then Homestar saw some asteroids and shot at them, blasting them into pieces. Then he had fun blasting more asteroids.

"Don't mess up that orwing!" warned Coach Z.

Then Coach Z's Arwing crashed into an asteroid. Oops! Then they flew by some gray and black asteroids. Homestar tried shooting them, but it didn't do anything.

"It's quoret, too quoret," observed Coach Z.

"And it's wocky. Too wocky," observed Homestar.

"Wait! It's a trorp!" warned Coach Z.

Suddenly, red and blue butterflies flew from behind the asteroids and shot blue orbs at Homestar's Arwing, damaging it.

"Use bormbs wisely!" ordered Coach Z.

"Coach Z, will you just shut up?" asked Homestar.

"Can't, I'm being paid to be annorying," answered Coach Z.

While the butterflies were shooting energy orbs at Homestar, Homestar shot a bomb at them to destroy them in one shot. Then they arrived at a large asteroid ring. There was a robot shooting lasers at Homestar. Homestar shot it. Then two worms appeared.

"Just shoot them!" shouted Coach Z.

Homestar shot at the robot after taking a few hits. Then he shot at the worms' heads to destroy them.

"Nice jorb Homestar!" complimented Coach Z.

"Coach Z, you weally need some tweatment," said Homestar.

Then he arrived at an asteroid field with HUGE black and gray asteroids.

"DaAaAaAaAa! I'm a Super Boy buying beer!" said Homsar.

Homestar was nearly hit by an asteroid as he tried to decrypt Homsar's message.

"Uh, I can't get that one. Can you tell the next question that I can solve?" asked Homestar.

"You worn't able to salve twenty questions!" said Coach Z.

"I'm shinesun!" shouted Homsar.

Suddenly, two large asteroids were about to crash into each other. Homestar was distracted by that question.

"Homestar! Broke!" warned Coach Z.

"No I didn't! I'm still hewe!" reassured Homestar.

Suddenly, the asteroids sandwiched on Homestar.

"Oh no!" cried Coach Z and Homsar.

Homestar still survived, but lost his wings.

"Oh man! Your wings sook!" said Coach Z.

Homestar's Arwing was lop-siding to the left and right continuously as he came to three asteroids closing in on a bomb.

"Can you do a boooost?" asked Coach Z.

"Okay!" answered Homestar.

Then Homestar sped through the asteroids and collected the bomb.

"BrAaAaAaAa!" said Homsar.

"I get it! Bravo!" said Homestar.

Suddenly, gray shielded enemies were shooting at Homestar. Homestar shot at their shields, but they reflected back or at another direction. Then Homestar shot some lasers at the yellow spot of one ship, destroying it. The others flew away. Suddenly, a yellow button in Homestar's Arwing beeped. It was from Grape Nuts Robot.

"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," said Grape Nuts Robot.

Then a box dropped in front of Homestar. Homestar blasted it and got the repair wing item to restore his wings. Suddenly, ships behind Homestar were blasting at Homestar.

"Uh, Coach Z? Homsar? What do I do?" asked Homestar.

"Somersault, I guess," answered Coach Z.

So Homestar did a somersault like he did in Corneria while the enemies were shooting at space. Then Homestar blasted the ships. Then nothing but space. Then Coach Z flew by, being chased by four ships.

"They're ornto me! I'm getting careless!" cried Coach Z.

The ships damaged Coach Z's ship. So Homestar shot at the ships.

"Thanks Homestar!" thanked Coach Z.

Then Coach Z flew away. Then it's nothing.

"Aw! This stage is bowing! I wish Stong Bad was hewe to spice things up," complained Homestar.

Then a wave of five enemies appeared. Homestar shot at them to destroy them. Then it's nothing. Then another wave of enemies destroyed by Homestar appeared, giving Homestar a bomb. Then it's nothing. Then a wave of blue triangular ships with a golden one appeared. Homestar decided to make things fun and shot a bomb at them.

"Hey, it's the annoying one again. Ornomy from behind," warned Coach Z.

Ships making white lines behind them spun around Homestar. Homestar automatically killed three of them. The last one joined the other ships in the asteroid ring.

"Ooh! This weminds me of a wap song. The itsy-bitsy spider went up the watew spout. Down came the fiwe, and buwned the spider down," sang Homestar.

"No, I dorn't think it's that way," said Coach Z.

"Out came the sun and dried up all the rain!" sang Homsar correctly.

Then more of those web ships made a web in front of Homestar, blocking the exit of the asteroid ring. But Homestar managed to fly through.

"And the itsy-bitsy spidew got burwned up again!" sang Homestar incorrectly.

Meanwhile, Homestar was flying by some asteroids when a bee flew in front of him, shooting purple, red, and blue orbs at Homestar's Arwing, damaging it. Homestar shot at it, destroying it. Then Homsar flew by with three of those gray-shielded ships, which were shooting at Homsar.

"I'm a piece of ocarina soup!" cried Homsar.

Homestar saw they were wide open and shot at their yellow spots, destroying them.

"That take! DaAaAaAaAaAaA!" said Homsar.

Then Homestar flew through a Checkpoint ring, healing his Arwing.

"Thanks Sawon!" thanked Homestar.

Then they flew by some more asteroids and ships. Then they saw some blue rings, butterflies in circles, and those web ships.

"Okay Homestar, this is where you make a deseesion. Go through those thingies to go to Kortina, or just don't to go to Fortoona," said Coach Z.

"Hmm, Fortuna sounds cooler. Plus, I think Pom Pom's mad at me for that debt I haven't paid him," decided Homestar.

"How bad is it?" asked Coach Z.

"I don't know. I'll use some of ouw weward," answered Homestar.

So Homestar flew by the rings while shooting the butterflies and web ships and asteroids. After they passed all of the enemies, the worm, and the shooting asteroids, then the boss flew to the scene.

"I'm afraid I can't allow you to go any further," said the Cheat in Cheatese.

"Meh?" asked Homestar.

Then the Meteo Crusher flew in front of Homestar.

"To kill a mockingbird!" said Homsar.

Then Homsar gave Homestar the energy meter of the boss.

"Let's see what you've got," said The Cheat in Cheatese.

Then the Meteo Crusher revealed a yellow spot on a crack. Homestar shot at the shield, making it glow green and shoot green laser at Homestar.

"Ow! Coach Z, what do I do?" asked Homestar.

"That shield is absorbing the lasor! What? What did you say?" asked Coach Z.

"Uh, I'll do it," said Homestar.

Then Homestar shot at the yellow parts in the cracks, darkening the energy meter Homsar gave him. He did that as the shield rotated, revealing more yellow parts that Homestar shot at. Soon, he shot all of them.

"I underestimated you," observed The Cheat in Cheatese.

Then the Meteo Crusher shot its shield off. Homestar dodged it, revealing a little hole.

"How about this?" asked The Cheat in Cheatese.

Then the Meteo Crusher shot electricity at the center, but Homestar was on the left in the first place. Meanwhile, yellow light filled the hole which Homestar shot at, destroying it. Then the ship shot electricity and missed once more.

"I'm no match for you. I give up!" lied The Cheat.

Then the ship flipped to have its front with two holes and laser rays, show to Homestar.

"Yay! I won!" celebrated Homestar.

"Hah, hah. You are as stupid as it thought!" taunted The Cheat in Cheatese.

Then the holes became yellow as the rays shot purple waves at Homestar. He really tried to dodge, he really did, but he got hit. Now he's weakening. Then Homestar shot at the yellow parts. He destroyed one, but the Meteo Crusher shot the purple waves at Homestar again, making him on the last verge of his energy. Using that, Homestar managed to destroy the final yellow part, making the boss' energy meter black. Then The Cheat donned on an astronaut suit.

"I can't believe I lost to this scum!" screamed The Cheat in its langauge.

"I'm not scum, I'm Homestaw, this is..." began Homestar.

Then The Cheat pressed a button and was ejected from the ship, where he landed in Corneria and led a good life, marrying Foxface Sr. and having The Cheat Commando's for children. The Cheat got amnesia and forgot about his wife and children and ended up in an egg. You know what happens after that. Back in Meteo, the ship blew up. Then the three Arwings and the Great Fox were in front of Fortuna.

MISSION COMPLETE!

"Whoa! Big wowds again! Anyway, wepowt," said Homestar.

"I'm A-ok!" answered Coach Z.

"I'm AaAaAa-koo!" answered Homsar.

"Now spell: Strong Bad's Arwing has been repaired. He will be joining you, next mission," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Then the three Arwings flew to Fortuna. Sometime after, like a minute later, Strong Bad's Arwing joined the three.