I am planning to make a sequel where the game is in Expert Mode and Star Fox is going to Venom 2 (entered from Area 6, in other words, the harder version), so this story will end after Homestar defeats the Andross of Venom 1, so set your sights for Star Fox going to Venom from Bolse. That is all. Just to tell you, just in case you want something cool to happen in a planet (like Macbeth) that can get you to Area 6, but the planet's already used for this story, so it won't be in the next one.
Fortuna Pictures:
Fortuna: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1201.jpg
Wolfen (Star Wolf ship and Leon): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1202.jpg
Countdown to explosion: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1204.jpg
Characters in Chapter 4:
Fox – Homestar
Slippy – Homsar
Peppy – Coach Z
Falco – Strong Bad
ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot
Wolf O'Donnell - ?
Leon Powalski - ?
Pigma Dengar – Sir Strong Bad
Andrew Oikonny - ?
Psychiatrist: Some person
General Pepper – Strong Sad
Chapter 4 – Enter Star Wolf
Location: Great Fox Psychiatrist Office
So, you want to know what Strong Bad did while waiting for Grape Nuts Robot fixing the Arwing? Here it is. Grape Nuts Robot was aware of his behavior during Corneria when he was shot down, and had him in therapy.
"Oh, they're ridiculous without me!" said Strong Bad.
Strong Bad was watching Homestar's progress in Meteo. Right now, Homestar was singing the spider song, very badly.
"Now Strong Bad, we are not done yet, we haven't even began..." began the psychiatrist.
"Look psi-weenie, how would you like some coolness?" offered Strong Bad.
"Coolness?" asked the psychiatrist excitedly.
"Yeah, here's a bag of coolness from my own, but you'll release me if I do so," said Strong Bad.
"You've got it!" accepted the psychiatrist.
Strong Bad gave an empty paper bag to the excited, gullible psychiatrist. Then Strong Bad left as the psychiatrist hugged the bag. It's known that the psychiatrist quit his job and became a cool actor. Only one of the movies he was starred in was released. He was the only viewer. After that, he became a hermit, answering newspaper advice questions for losers who felt they were part of the Loser Club. Only one loser asked him, General Strong Sad, the leader of his one-person Loser Club.
Location: Just outside of Fortuna
"Hey Homestar, while you're at Fortuna, can you recover our base? It would be nice to have another base to my collection before I die..." asked General Strong Sad.
"Okay!" answered Homestar.
Then the four Arwings flew to the barren, snowy planet of Fortuna with a base in the middle and towers around the arena.
"Split up! Let's go!" ordered Homestar.
Then they split up through the arena. Orange and green ships were there, flying around the base, being shot by the Arwings, or chasing the Arwings. Here are examples of those encounters.
"DaAaAaAa! I'm a fifty obituary!" cried Homsar.
A ship was chasing Homsar. Homestar shot it down.
"It's time for payback! And now: the shooting noise," said Strong Bad.
Strong Bad's Arwing shot two ships.
"Woo-hoo! I rule!" celebrated Strong Bad.
Meanwhile, Coach Z was chasing a ship.
"Yor not getting away from me!" said Coach Z.
"Uh oh! Coach Z's in twouble!" said Homestar.
Then Homestar shot Coach Z's target down.
"Whort's the big idea?" asked Coach Z.
So after some more shooting down ships, Coach Z having his target taken away from him, Homestar saving his teammates (even Strong Bad was in trouble), and saving himself, then Homsar saw something. Ships were flying out of the base.
"DaAaAaAa! Base walking out of ships!" cried out Homsar.
"Now spell: A bomb has been planted in the base," reported Grape Nuts Robot.
"Oh no, I'm not into flowews," answered Homestar.
"No dronus, there's a bomb, that goes BOOM, inside the base, the big thingie in the middle. Can you understand?" asked Strong Bad.
"Oh. Wight, wight, Stwong Bad, Homsaw, ou Coach Z, get the BOOM out of my sight," ordered Homestar.
Suddenly, four Wolfen ships belonging to Star Wolf flew from the sky towards the base.
"Can't let you do that Star Fox," said Homeschool, the leader.
"(10 organ notes that sound like: "Andross has ordered us to take you down.)," danced Goblin.
"Coach Z, long time, no see!" said Sir Strong Bad.
"UNCLE ANDROSS ENEMY! MY ENEMY!" shouted Strong Mad as loud as he can.
"Oh no! It's-a-Staw Wolf!" said Homestar.
Then the ships flew to their designated targets.
"Let's get these guys fiwst. And hey Homeschool? Wasn't thewe a Staw Wolf music?" asked Homestar.
"Oh, right!" cried out Homeschool.
Then Homeschool turned on a boom box in his ship, which started playing the first four notes of the Star Wolf music (B, D, D#, E), before the batteries died.
"Oh drat!" said Homeschool.
Then Homeschool began chasing and shooting Homestar.
"You'll be seeing your father soon, Homestar," said Homschool.
Then Homestar did a somersault.
"What the heck?" asked Homeschool.
Meanwhile, Strong Mad wanted to kill Homsar.
"I HATE YOU! YOU SCARY! I HATE YOU!" shouted Strong Mad.
"DaAaAaAa! A big block of cheddar butter!" cried Homsar.
Strong Mad continued shooting at Homsar, missing some times. For Coach Z, Sir Strong Bad wanted to kill him.
"I'll do you good, Coach Z ol' pal!" said Sir Strong Bad.
"Homestar! Help!" shouted Coach Z.
"That reward's as good as mine!" said Sir Strong Bad.
Sir Strong Bad managed two shots on Coach Z's Arwing. Strong Bad was obviously being chased by the Goblin.
"Hey Goblin! Why are you chasing me? Hey! I didn't make you be me as the bee two years ago on Halloween!" said Strong Bad.
"(Merry organ notes)," danced Goblin.
"Oh, so it was for me going against you for the Star Wolf tryouts?" asked Strong Bad.
"Strong Bad!" scolded Coach Z.
"Hey! Is it your position to criticize me? I'm cooler than you! I have pizzazz! You don't!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Yeah, you're right," replied Coach Z.
"And Goblin, at least you won. So get lost!" ordered Strong Bad.
"(Organ notes)," danced Goblin.
"Oh, so it's because of that, isn't it. Nice reason (sarcasm). I'll show you my reason!" said Strong Bad.
Then Strong Bad did a somersault and began shooting at the Goblin's Wolfen ship.
"(Three organ notes that sounded like "What the Heck?")," danced Goblin.
"Hey Goblin, I'm not paying you to steal my catchphrase!" scolded Homeschool.
"(Organ notes that sound like complaining)," complained Goblin.
"Anyway, you're in my sights Homestar. You're going down!" said Homeschool.
Then Homestar somersaulted from Homeschool.
"What the heck? I just love saying that," said Homeschool.
Then Homestar shot at Homeschool's ship, but Homeschool did a U-turn to escape.
"I'll get you cakesniffer!" said Sir Strong Bad.
Sir Strong Bad was catching up to Coach Z. Then Coach Z managed to get away by flying behind the base quickly, while risking crashing.
"Oh piffle!" cried out Sir Strong Bad.
Strong Mad was catching up to Homsar.
"GEGOORI! GEGOORI!" shouted Strong Mad.
"DaAaAaAaAa! I'm a lonely Pluto!" replied Homsar.
"As I said, Strong Mad and Homsar have a tenuous grasp on the English language," announced Strong Bad.
Then Strong Mad damaged Homsar's ship. Strong Bad was doing well against Goblin, as he took most of its energy.
"(Organ notes)," danced Goblin.
Then the Goblin did a barrel roll to deflect Strong Bad's shot and did a somersault. Then the Goblin shot at Strong Bad's ship.
"Oh crap!" cried out Strong Bad.
Homeschool was catching up to Homestar.
"You're not so tough!" shouted Homeschool.
Then Homestar did a somersault and shot at Homeschool's ship again.
"What the heck? I told you I loved saying that," said Homeschool.
Then Homeschool flew out of Homestar's range and almost crashed into Strong Mad, making him lose Homsar. Coach Z managed to get out of Sir Strong Bad's range of fire.
"Holy piffle!" cried out Sir Strong Bad.
Then Homestar flew to Sir Strong Bad's Wolfen, thinking it's Homeschool, and shot lasers at it until Sir Strong Bad was shot down.
"Piffle! My reward's gone!" cried Sir Strong Bad.
Then Homeschool resumed shooting at Homestar. Homestar did a somersault.
"What the heck? Can't you see I love saying that?" asked Homeschool.
Then Homestar shot lasers at Homeschool until he was shot down.
"Oh boy! I get to say this! I... can't... lose!" shouted Homeschool.
Strong Bad was being chased by the Goblin again.
"(Organ notes)," danced Goblin.
"You callin' me annoying? And what did you say about my mama?" asked Strong Bad.
Then Strong Bad did a somersault and shot at the Goblin's ship.
"Oh no! Stwong Bad's in trouble!" noticed Homestar.
Then Homestar flew to Strong Bad and shot down the Goblin's Wolfen.
"(Rapid, distorted, merry notes)," danced Goblin quickly.
"Hey! That was my target! That's not cool!" shouted Strong Bad.
Homsar was still in danger of Strong Mad. Suddenly, Homsar did a somersault. Strong Mad took five minutes to figure out he was in danger of Homsar's shooting. A second later, Homsar miraculously shot Strong Mad down.
"UNCLE ANDROSS! UNCLE ANDROSS!" screamed Strong Mad.
"I guess I can take care of the bomb now!" announced Homestar.
Then Homestar flew inside the base and destroyed the bomb. Then the four Arwings gathered with the Great Fox outside of the planet.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"Whoa! Biggew wowds! Hey guys, wepowt!" ordered Homestar.
"DaAaAaAa! I made bupkis soup!" answered Homsar.
"Take it easy Homestar," ordered Coach Z.
"Well, that was a close one," answered Strong Bad.
Then the four Arwings and the Great Fox flew to their next destination, Solar.
Since you usually go to Macbeth from Solar every time, I decided to add a little twist which involves going to Titania. And please answer the question while reviewing.
Should Homsar be whacked by the boss to Titania?
a. Yes
b. No, go to Macbeth
