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Solar pictures:
Fire birds: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1402.jpg
Rocks: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1302.jpg
Vulcain (without its scythe-like arms): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1402.jpg
Chapter 5 – Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire, Literally
Characters:
Fox – Homestar Runner
Slippy – Homsar
Peppy – Coach Z
Falco – Strong Bad
ROB 64 (or "Wobert") – Grape Nuts Robot
General Pepper – Strong Sad
Vulcan - Itself
Secret boss - ?
Location: Outside of Solar
"Hey Homestar?" asked General Strong Sad.
"Yeah?" asked Homestar.
"Don't go to Solar! That place is an oven! Your Arwings will not make it!" warned General Strong Sad.
"Don't wowy! Solaw is not an oven! It's a fuwnace!" reassured Homestar.
Location: Solar
Meanwhile, the four Arwings arrived at the blazing-hot, planet... no... star! Yeah, star, anyway, they arrived at a star made of lava with lava "snakes" (inorganic) popping out of lava and back in.
"Hey guys, let's check our enewgy!" announced Homestar.
Then the four Arwings split up. Homestar found himself losing his Arwing energy slowly.
"Whose idea was it to go to Solar? The Arwing might not make it!" complained Strong Bad.
"A nine-thousand Celsius versus a nine-thousand Fahrenheit wrestling match!" cried out Homsar.
"Just don't fly too low! Your Orwing might not make it!" warned Coach Z.
Then Homestar flew by some lava snakes. He was constantly losing energy while dodging lava swells. Suddenly, they saw rocks in front of them. Homestar shot at them and he got a Supply Ring in return, healing his Arwing.
"Shoot the rorks!" ordered Coach Z.
So Homestar practically hogged all of the rocks and Supply Rings to himself, not that the other wingmen were supposed to dive for them, but Strong Bad became irritated by Homestar getting all the good things. Suddenly, there were more lava swells and there were also fire birds attacking in groups.
"They're attacking in grorps!" said Coach Z.
"Coach Z, it's bad enough that I have to go through this entire health sapping star! It's worse that I have to hear your EVER STINKING ACCENT!!!!!" shouted Strong Bad, who lost control
"Did you go to that psychoratrist?" asked Coach Z.
Meanwhile, Homestar shot the fire birds in groups. Then he flew on while shooting rocks and fire birds. Soon, there was a large group of rocks and fire birds. Homestar got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.
"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," reported Grape Nuts Robot.
So a box was dropped in the middle.
"Use a tooty-boo-m!" ordered Homsar.
So Homestar shot a bomb at the rocks and fire birds, destroying them in one shot, while getting the items they left behind, as well as from Grape Nut Robot's box. Then Homestar dodged some lava swells, shot down fire birds and rocks, and then went through the Checkpoint.
"Hey Stong Bad, how many wings did Sawon make?" asked Homestar.
"Uh, Sauron only made one, the Ring. The others were made by some other weirdo," answered Strong Bad.
"Oh, wight, wight. Hey, Stong Bad!" said Homestar.
"What?" asked Strong Bad.
"How do you contwol an Awing with boxing gloves on?" asked Homestar.
Strong Bad ignored that question and decided to fly ahead to look for rocks so he can have Supply Rings. Suddenly, three fire birds were chasing after him. To all eyes except for Strong Bad, it looked like the birds like the Arwing and wanted to chase after him. To Strong Bad, he saw they were fire-breathing birds shooting fire at Strong Bad's Arwing.
"Hey losers! I'm not your buddy! Go away!" shouted Strong Bad.
"No way! We're birds of Hades! We're taking you to Hades!" said the head bird.
"I'm not Greek!" shouted Strong Bad.
"You're not Greek? Uh, what shall we do?" asked the head bird.
"Burn him anyway!" said Bird 2.
"Good idea, even I could have thought of that!" said the head bird.
"Then why didn't you think of it?" asked Bird 2.
"I did!" shouted the head bird.
"No you didn't!" retorted Bird 2.
"Did so!" retorted the head bird.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Uh, should I be part of this argument?" asked Bird 3.
Homestar shot down the birds before the argument turned into flame wars, literally.
"Good riddance. I almost got burnt, or at least my pride, or boxing gloves," said Strong Bad.
"So Stwong Bad..." began Homestar.
"No!" shouted Homestar.
Strong Bad immediately disconnected communications from Homestar for a while. Then Homestar did the same thing as he did in the paragraph after Coach Z mentioned the psychiatrist. Yeah, this is boring. The makers of Star Fox 64 should have spiced up Solar a little bit? Eh? Well, I think so. I mean, the other levels are much more fun than Solar. Even Meteo, where there are asteroids and a warp. What are you talking about I'm getting off topic? Oh, wait, I have. Back to Solar.
"Man, this is boring. I know a way to spice things up!" said Strong Bad.
Then Strong Bad got out a rock guitar and did a rad solo.
"And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!" sand Strong Bad.
As he did that, two lava snakes jumped out of the lava, like they would in a rock concert. Then Strong Bad began playing the rock guitar solo of the Trogdor song. For some reason, the rock guitar got out of tune because of the heat, and somehow melted.
"Oh crap!" shouted Strong Bad.
Homsar was being chased by a bird. This too was imagined shooting embers at Homsar.
"I'm too hot to hot!" cried out Homsar.
"Uh, you're not in the pizzazz position to say that, considering you're lower than me, and I'm cool, not hot. Dang, I need to get there someday. Note to self, go from cool to... Never mind, I like being cool. Whoa! What the crap was I thinking back there?" asked Strong Bad.
Then Homestar shot down that bird chasing Homsar. Then he went by some lava swells, unaware that he needed Supply Rings soon. He was as bored as he was on Meteo. Then the yellow button from Great Fox flashed.
"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," reported Grape Nuts Robot.
A box floated in front of Homestar. He shot it and got a Supply Star, totally healing his Arwing.
"What?! He got a Supply Star, and I am left to waste my energy just because the writers of that game decided... Man! I'd rather go to Sector X, or at least Zoness, or the Planet of the Tape-Leg," complained Strong Bad.
So Homestar flew by some more rocks and fire birds. There were three occasions when he had to use bombs to destroy an army of rocks or birds, or both. Soon, there was a large lava swell as they saw the secret bio-weapon, Vulcan. I know, hard to believe.
"This is the secret bio-worpon?!" asked Coach Z.
Homestar began shooting at the arms of the Vulcan for fun, and he had read the Star Fox 64 guide book only for Solar, which was how he knew when to use bombs.
"Andross is an insane fool! Just as insane as you guys!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Aw, thanks Stwong Bad!" thanked Homestar.
"Too kill a mathematical mockingbird!" said Homsar.
Then Homsar gave Homestar the boss' energy meter, which already had black parts for shooting the arms. Then Homestar managed to shoot one arm off.
"Maybe it's the orm! Shoot at the orm!" said Coach Z.
"Ugh! Maintain self-control, next psychiatrist isn't gullible, repeat that. Next psychiatrist isn't gullible..." Strong Bad said to himself.
Then Homestar shot the other arm off before it struck Homestar's Arwing. Then the Vulcan shot rocks out of its mouth, which Homestar blasted for Supply Rings. Then Homestar shot at the head, doing some more decent damage and blackening the boss' energy meter. Then the Vulcan spun around, released sickening red and yellow orbs which struck Homestar's Arwing.
Suddenly, there was a sudden surprise that even I couldn't control, or this wouldn't have happened. Due to Strong Bad's guitar solo, a green dragon was attracted to the scene. Trogdor sprung out of the lava.
"Move it bucko, I'm the boss here!" said Trogdor.
Then Trogdor burninated Vulcan to ashes.
"Wow, fire against fire, fire won. Whoa! That'd make an awesome new hit-single, Fire against Fire!
'Oh Trogdor,
Who's the greatest dragon of them all?
Yes, it's Trogdor.
In a fight against fire and fire,
Guess who the winner is,
Yes, it's Trogdor!'
TROGDOR!!!!!!!!" sang Strong Bad.
"Oh man, I get the buwninatow!" complained Homestar.
Trogdor shot fire at Homestar's Arwing, but he dodged it.
"How do I win?" asked Homestar.
"Uh, hate to tell you this, but, Trogdor's invincible. He can't be defeated," said Strong Bad.
"Oh come on! He must have a weakness!" retorted Homestar.
"Ever played Peasant Quest?" asked Strong Bad.
"Yeah, I loved answering to the wabbit for cawots!" answered Homestar.
"That's Rabbit Algebra, stupid! In Peasant Quest, you get burninated after Trogdor tells you he can't be killed!" said Strong Bad.
"Okay!" replied Homestar.
Then Homestar shot lasers at Trogdor's head. It only irritated Trogdor. Then he shot a bomb in Trogdor's mouth. It only increased its Burninating power, which was not good. Then Trogdor shot fire at Homestar, which he dodged.
"Hey Trogdor, wadd'ya say about yor new jorb?" asked Coach Z.
Trogdor was standing there, confused over what Coach Z said.
"DaAaAa! I'm a rhinoceros' son's girlfriend's roommate's pie!" said Homsar.
Again, Trogdor was staring at Coach Z's and Homsar's Arwing. It was obvious that Trogdor didn't understand what they said. Then Homestar shot at Trogdor's wings, the weak spot.
"Ahh! You got my weak spot! That doesn't matter anyway! I'll burninate you!" shouted Trogdor.
Then Trogdor shot fire at Homestar's Arwing's wing, burning it. Then Trogdor tried to punch Homestar's Arwing with its muscular arm added there for coolness, you know, since the arm is sticking out of its neck.
"Man, now I'm regretting I answered Kaizer's email," shared Strong Bad.
"Why?" asked Coach Z.
"Well, if I hadn't made Trogdor, we would be out of this brain melting place and go on! Well, at least Homestar gets to be burninated," explained Strong Bad.
"I'm a sanitary army!" cried Homsar as he flew to Trogdor.
Then Trogdor used its arm in its actual use, punching. Trogdor punched Homsar's Arwing away from Solar.
"Homestar!" shouted Homsar as he was sent away.
"What do you know? Haddi-man made sense!" observed Homestar.
"Okay, that's it! We need to get out of here now! Homsar got out of here first!" complained Strong Bad.
"But how do we get past Trogdoor?" asked Coach Z.
"I've got an idea. Hey Trogdor, look over there! It's the Great Wall of Peasantry to burninate!" shouted Strong Bad as he pointed to his left.
Trogdor looked at his right, and stood there like that, giving Homestar, Coach Z, and Strong Bad the opportunity to escape. Then they flew towards space, but first, they stopped in midair for the aircraft report.
MISSION COMPLETE
"Hey Wobert…" began Homestar.
"It's Grape Nuts Robot," corrected Strong Bad.
"Wight, wight, hey Drape Nuts…" began Homestar.
"Grape Nuts Robot!" corrected Strong Bad.
"Grape Buts..."
"Ugh! Grape Nuts Robot, where the crap is Homsar?" asked Strong Bad.
"Now spell: Distress signal coming from Titania," answered Grape Nuts Robot.
"Lorks like he's on Tortania," said Coach Z, stating the obvious.
"Homsar can be such a headache, as well as you, and you," said Strong Bad.
"Aw, thanks Stwong Bad!" thanked Homestar, not knowing he was insulted.
Then the three Arwings flew away to Titania to save Homsar. It would also sabotage their chances… Wait, we're going to Venom 1 anyway. Never mind. Stay tuned.