Hyperpersonwhohasnofuture wrote this chapter

Killer- (disclaims)

The Super Smash Brothers Show! Yeah.....

The scene starts out with Link sitting on the couch in front of the big screen T.V. "You gotta love big screen! Who would have known a job as easy as this would pay so much AND actually be rewarding!" said Link as he stared at the T.V. He didn't notice Young link sneaking up from behind.

"BOO!" Young link screamed into Link's ear

Link jumps back three feet "HOLY HELL! IT'S THE-" Link death glared at Young Link "piece of crap from the past..."

"Yeah well, you probably need the company." Young link retorted

"For your information I am very entertained!"

Young link looks at the T.V.

"NEXT UP! GIRLS GONE WILD! SRPING BREAK!" The T.V. announced with vigor

"You are sick Link!"

"Um....GANONDORF! HOW COULD YOU PUT THAT ON?"

Camera cuts to Ganondorf skipping around the kitchen, dusting any random object.

"I'm a just singin' in the rain! Yes singing in the rain! Oh singing in the rain!" Ganondorf sang as he dusted

Camera goes back to Link and Young link

"Eh...Just get out of my sight." Link sighed

Theme song plays, Little Jingle plays. Camera zooms in to Young Link in his bedroom.

"(yawns) Damn, this place is boring!" Young link whined

Suddenly a portal opened up in front of Young link and his multi-colored companions popped out.

"Hey dude! How's it going?"asked Red

"Yeah, we were really bored trying to save Zelda without your help. So we came here!" Blue explaned

"So what should we do now that we are all here?" Purple asked

Camera cuts to Zelda peeking into the bedroom

"So they thought I needed saving? Well then! TO THE I NEED SAVING MOBILE!! WHEE!!" Zelda scremed as she ran down the hall, tripped, stood up, started running, and tripped again.

"What are all those thumping noises?" Red asked

"They came from the hall!" Pointed out Blue

"I wonder who or what it could be!" Purple thought aloud

"Well, let's go see!" Green said as he walked out of the room

They all go out into the hall. Nothing is seen both ways.

"That was certainly odd." Blue said confused

"Speaking of odd, let's see what our adult self is doing!" Red suggested

"OK!" all the other links agreed

They all walk down to Links' Room

"Hey Link! Open the door!"Green said as he pouned on the door

"Go away little man! I'm doing stuff in here!" Link yelled

"I'll handle this."Red walked up to the door, cleared his throat and started to imitate Zelda's voice. "Link, I think I'm drunk as always! Let me in so we can have rough hard-" Red was cut off by Link

"Conversations? YAY!" Link opens the door expecting Zelda. He looks around while all the young links run under his legs into the room. "Why aren't you passed out on the floor like you usually are?" Link looks down the hall and sees the fainted Zelda. "Oh! There you are!"

"That was easy!" Said Green

"Yeah! We made it into Link's room unnoticed!" Blue pointed out the obvious

"My question is, how did Red imitate Zelda so well?" Purple asked

"Well, when you're around her for a while, she can become really easy to mock" Red explained

Camera does instant flashback thing, Zelda is seen fainted on the table. Red slowly walks up to Zelda while the other 3 links stand behind and give him a thumbs up.

"Umm...Zelda? Are you ok?" Red link said as quietly as he could

Silence comes from Zelda. Blue peeks his head in.

"Is it ok to come in now?" Blue quietly asked

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is..." Red said in a normal voice

Suddenly Zelda jumps off her chair and roars exactly like a bear

All the links run out of the room screaming for there lives.

Camera goes back to the young links with Purple still confused

"How does that have anything to do with my question?" Asked Purple

"Well..."

Red roars exactly like Zelda did. Blue jumps awake.

"AHH!! ZELDA IS HAVING A HANGOVER AGAIN!!! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! ABO-" Blue screams but then gets his mouth covered by Red

"Shut up you idiot!" Red scolded

Green starts to shuffle through Links bookshelf

"Hey! Let's rummage through all of Link's stuff and mess up his "Pornography..." What the crap is that?" Green asked

"Who knows?" Purple responded as he stuck his hand in Links drawer, when he pulled it out he was holding a little blue box. "WOW! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" Purple showed all of the links the box. "What the hell could be inside?" Blue snatches the box from purple

"Let me see!" Blue opens the box and finds some pills. "Wow! There seem to be some sort of pills inside. V-I-A-G-R-A? What does that spell?"

Suddenly Link busts down the door and sees all the links

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LITTLE RUNTS DOING IN MY ROOM!? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY VIAGRA!?" Yelled link when he saw Blue with the viagra.

"Viagra? Oh! You mean this stuff! What does it do anyway? WAIT! I'll find out!" and with those words little Blue link popped his first pill, which unfortunately was viagra. "Whoa...I feel all...Good!"

"Oh god....this is going to be the worst day I've ever had. How can I explain to everyone that Blue Young Link took MY viagra?" Link asked himself

"WELL THEN! I MUST SAY! THIS SEEMS TO BE A MIGHTY FINE DAY!" Blue yelled as he saw Peach walking down the hall. "Hey! Wait up hot stuff!

"Me?" The princess asked, confused as to why Blue would address her like that.

"Yeah you! Is heaven missing an angel? CAUSE YOU GOT A NICE CAN! Wanna have sex?" Blue said after his clearly pathetic pickup line

"But you are barely 10!"

"And that's stopping us...how?"

"You little pervert!" Peach yelled as she smacked Blue right across the face. Blue becomes his normal self and looks up at the Princess.

"OWWIE! Princess! Why did you slap me?" Blue asked rubbing his cheek

"DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN YOU LITTLE SEX HOUND!"

"Sex?'

"DON'T EVEN PLAY DUMB WITH ME!"

"I am sorry, but I'm highly confused!!"

"Just, never come near me again."

"Ok. But I'm still confused."

"Wait a minute" Peach calmed down when she noticed something sticking out of Blue's pocket. "Is this VIAGRA? What is a kid your age doing with Viagra?" Peach said as she thought where blue could of gotten it. "Oh! I know where you got this!

Camera does Flashback animation. Link is seen zipping up and down the halls.

"ZIPPITY DO DA! ZIPPITY DAY! OH MY GOD I HAVE TO STACK HEY!!!" Link sang as he zipped around

"What the hell are you doing Link?" Peach asked

"Well, I took some Viagra, AND NOW I'M ALL HAPPY LIKE! WHEEE!!!" Link explained as he continued to skip down the hall.

"Right" Peach said, standing there, dumbfounded

Camera cuts back to Princess and Blue

"Well, all that matters is that you don't have it anymore! So you're all better! Sorry for slapping you." Peach apologized as she patted Blue on the head

"Thank you Princess!" Blue said as he turned around to face the other links

"LET'S GO FIND MORE!" the other links cheered in unison.

"More what?" Blue asked

"VIAGRA!"

And with that the young links set out. Camera cuts to a scene later in the day, all of the links are sitting in a room

"Ah man...I swear I got laid like...5 (censor) times!" Green said

"WOO! Who knew Zelda had THAT in her?" Red said

"Oh man, I think I'm going to be sick!" Puprle said as he leaned over to vomit

"You all are horrible! You know that right?" Blue asked the others

"All I know, is you didn't get laid and I did!" Green retorted

"Good luck raising a child." Blue scoffed

"A what?" Green asked confused

"Nevermind, I swear I have the weirdest "friends""

Suddenly Ness crashes through the roof and falls onto a spike. Blood everywhere. All of the 4 links just point and laugh while the camera fades out.

Credits Roll

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Killer- okay people! I am here to apologize for the shortness and weird ending of this episode. You see, Killer is a very busy man. Thus balancing Ragnarok and is very hard. So I did not type too much within 2 days. Or 3. I don't remember. Anyway. You can expect the next one to be better. But it might take longer for me to get up.