Ok! I know i JUST posted my other one but hey ive had time!! So heres Chapter 1 Australia part one groups 1!!!!
(God this fics gonna be long!!!HAHAHA!!!)
ENJOY!!!
Disclaimer, disclaimer only £5!!!!! anybody???? .................*crickets chirping*.......................nope didnt think so! Right ok so on with the story then!!
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Pietro and Kitty (Australia) = Part 1!!!
Dropping most of Kitty's bags on the floor Pietro turned to her angrily.
"Geese-Kitty-how-many-bags-did-you-bring!!"
"Geese Pietro like how much hair gel did you like bring!"
"Thats-not-the-point-i-'need'-the-hair-gel!-You-do-not-need-5-bags-filled-with-nothing!!!!"
"Its Not filled with nothing!! Its clothes, shoes, accessories and stuff!"
"i-give-up!! Just-give-me-the-damn-envolope-and-see-how-much-my-father-gave-us!"
Kitty looked at him strangely.
"I dont like have the envelope! You do! Remember we got out and i gave it to you with the bags"
"Yes! Then-you-said-that-you-would-take-it-so-i-gave-it-to-you!"
"But i, like never!"
In the distance they hear Scott scream "Kurt!!" and it suddenly clicked what had happened to thier envelope with the money in it!
"Im gonna like kill that fuzzy elf when i like get my hands on him!!! Now what are we like supposed to do? We're stuck in Sydney with no money and only the clothes we brought with us!"
"Thats it!!! Come on Kitty lets get to Sydney!"
{A.N; sorry got bored of the whole dash thing! Theres just too much Peety diolog for me to be bothered so from now on its just normal writing, just use your imagination!}
And so they were off! They arrived in the grand city about 10mins later, much to Pietro's complaining about being slow. Walking around Pietro walked into an old man and Kitty walked into him and they all fell on top of each other in an unceremonious pile of bags and people. Pietro was the first to jump up and began ranting about stupid old men and not looking where they're going! Kitty soon followed (standing up of course!) and helped the poor man to his feet.
"Thanks mate, and you should apologise!!" he said looking at Pietro
"What! Its not MY fault your stupid enough not to watch where your going!"
At this the old man pulled out a small bag and began to look very scary and menacing, if that is possible in the middle of Sydney and dressed in a sailor outfit.
"Apologise or i will curse you!"
"Yeah yeah yeah whatever!!"
The old man then opened the bag and began to chant some strange song;
"mail his delivering seen is pat dawning is day the whilst morning in the early cat white and black and his pat postman pat postman pat postman"
Beginning to be a little freaked by his display Pietro started to move back, but he fell over Kitty's bag and landed on his back as the old man stood over him and threw some salt on him and some fish at him. Smiling he stopped and walked away as if nothing had happened, of course we all know that Pietro was cursed! haha! Standing up he looked around to see Kitty skipping towards him smiling.
"Guess what i heard about a really like cheap ferry crossing to like New Guinea, Indonesia, and we could like then hop the islands and like make our way over like Asia and then like Europe and then like back to USA again! and like you stink of fish Pietro dont you ever like shower? totally!"
"You have serious problems with your speech patterns did you know that! And i do shower but that freaky old man threw fish and salt at me whilst chanting something! He said im cursed!"
"Yeah yeah as long as we like still win! So lets go the ferrys from like the North north and were in the like South (never eat shredded wheat {A.N-does anyone else do that cause I do it Everytime lol!}) East!"
Looking around she found she was stood by herself talking.
"Stupid Pietro!"
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Scott and Jean (Australia) = Part 1!!!!
The two decided to be responsible, unlike the rest of the teams who had already run in different directions, and open the envolope they were given and to plan thier journey.
"I say that we use this money thats in this envolope to buy a plane ticket to Hawaii then my brother can help us out from there!"
Scott opened the envolope finding a big pile of.......$1's, which roughly added up to $30 if that. Standing there in shock they both failed to realise that Kurt and Toad had snuck up behind them until it was too late. They both grabbed the money that Scott had been holding and teleported away quickly so that they wouldn't get caught. Now they both stood there next to Sydney with no money at all!
"Kurt!!!!!! *sigh* no fair!! they stole our money!!"
"Well it is a competition! Why dont we steal someone elses money??"
This seemed extremely shocking since it was coming from prim+proper Jean, plus this is Scott that she was talking too so of course he would say no, plus its much more fun having them both stranded in Australia with no money at all!
"No we cant because that would be wrong and...hey look! Amara and Roberto have thier backs turned quick lets get thier money!!"
Scott then ran quickly over to the unsuspecting Amara and Roberto, of course they wernt called Magma and Sunspot for nothing, so when he, who for some reason decided to cry out a battle cry, jumped for them they both changed forms and Roberto hit him 'hard' so he went flying back and until he hit a tree.
"Oh Scott!! Are you alright??"
"err...is that a blue fuzzy doggy??"
Looking over to where he was looking she could just see Kurt and Toad stealing Amara and Roberto's money.
"Stupid Kurt! He's stealing everyone's money!"
"I think i need to see a proper vet!"
"hmmm.. no i think you need a doctor! Come on lets go find one!"
Helping him up they began to walk towards Sydney, of course that is that Scott was kind of hobbling and swaying whilst clinging on for dear life to Jean who seemed she was about to fall over due to the fact that Scott weighed so much more then she did. After about 10 mins of this they reached a problem, which was a hill a very steep hill, however the hospital seemed to be at the bottom of it and luckily enough there was a path which would add an extra 15mins to the journey. Thinking of a solution she shifted Scott's weight on her shoulder though when she pushed he went with it and fell down the hill and pulled Jean with him. The bad thing about this was that they both got kinda hurt (not too much otherwise they wouldnt be able to play the game anymore and that would be boring!!) Yet when they reached the bottom they both rolled straight through the doors and into the emergency room where they were seen to straight away.
12hrs later they both walked/limped out of the hospital trying to think of a plan on how to get back to New York with no money.
"Well" said Scott who had a big bandage on his head, arm and waist "That went well! So lets get a job! That's a really good way of getting money so that we can get home quick!"
Jean, who also had bandages on her hands, waist and leg, smiled at this idea though this cheerfulness from them both may be due to the fact that they're both pumped full of drugs keeping them happy. Not really looking at the place they were at, which might I add is a place with rotting buildings and stuff…the bad side of town to put it nicely! They walked into the first building they saw assuming it was a dentist of some sort. Smiling a lot Scott and Jean walked to the counter smiling still.
"Hello my name is Scott! And I would like a job here at your place of working if that is ok, I don't like chickens do you?"
The women behind the counter looked at both the smiling teenagers who were awaiting her answer, a big grin came onto her face and she slurred out.
"I like chickens and cat but not frogs and jobs here are good cause high fly kite I be oh pretty!!!"
"I agree! Whats our jobs then?"
Looking at them she handed them a mop and bucket and made them clean all the ketchup off the walls, oh yes I know what your thinking that aint ketchup but remember theyre high so really think its ketchup. After 3hrs of working and cleaning ketchup and small tiny ketchup bottles, formally known as syringes! (this is not gonna end well!!) they both began smiling again and went back to the women who had for some reason turned into a big biker man covered in tattoos.
"Wheres the nice lady gone??" a smiley Scott asked him.
He looked him up and down and twigged that the drugged up counter lady had hired drugged up staff again he sighed and pointed to a curtain separating them from the back room.
"Shes in there…..sleeping"
A scream was heard from the back room. Smiling Scott and Jean smiled and nodded. The guy looked at them as if they were crazy.
"Whered you come from and what are you on?"
"We came from the hospital across the road there they bandaged us up and gave us lots and lots of this stuff called….rororin something?? Oh! And theyre looking after our bags for us whilst we go home! Chicken! Post and Rat!!"
Looking through the door behind them he realised they had actually been in the old abandoned hospital that was now filled with the gangs, funny how they decided to be nice to them and give them drugs….must have had something in their bags, well that's what he decided was the answer cause even the author cant think of a reasonable explanation at this moment in time. He looked at the two drugged up teenagers again and decided to take full advantage, picking up a small black bag from behind the counter he handed it to Scott.
"Take this around to Jonass street {A.N- lets just say were glad im not the person that names streets!} and give it to some one in a black coat, he'll find you! Take what he gives ya and come back here! Now that's go left, right, left, right, forward, got it?"
Scott looked at him dazed for a moment before smiling again.
"My names Scott!"
Rolling his eyes and grabbing hold of Jean he shoved Scott out the door yelling at him in the process.
"Bring it back and get ya girl back!"
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St. John and Wanda (Australia) = Part 1!!!!
Wanda sighed for what seemed to be the 1500th , no make that the 15000th time that day as her pyromaniac of a partner rambled on and on about his 'home land' and fire somehow managing to talk about the two subjects at the same time.
"You see like most aussies I have the land in me blood! Along with fire of course and that's all that seems to matter so…oy oy Shelia! Land ahoy!!!"
Looking up she realized they were infact at the top of a steep hill that led into Sydney, she was going to walk down it but her freak of a partner had just set it on fire and had four sheep running around with a fire sheep dog chasing them. Rolling her eyes at his antics Wanda walked behind him and pushed him slightly so that he fell down the hill. Of course she just took the path and found a quite battered John at the bottom. She would've felt guilty if he hadn't opened his eyes and grinned.
"Ay up Shelia what took you so long!? Hey im badly beaten fancy kissing it better?"
This received a kick in the side as Wanda. Suddenly they both heard a *Baumf* and her worst nightmare.
"Snookems!!! I found you!! Don't worry baby ill save you and we can be in a group together forever!!!"
As he came closer to her he yelped suddenly as the sheepdog (as mentioned earlier) jumped him and began to chase him around as he screamed. Wanda couldn't help but laugh until Todd was saved by Kurt as the dog had him trapped by a wall.
"Danke for ze money mien freunde's!!" *Baumf*
Bewildered she turned to John who was looking everywhere but her at the moment whistling with his hands in his pockets making himself look as innocent as an insane pyromaniac can look.
"Pyro, please tell me you have our money"
"Well you see, I did but then this huge giant ….erm…rhino came at me from behind and I was like Crikey mates! And then it knocked me over onto me back and took the money from me with it! Course it ran away before you got here so you wouldn't of seen it! But then whilst you were watchin Toad it came back and the furry one…Lurt or Bob or is it Dwane? took the money from it whilst I fought it off again! And then it ran away just as you turned around!"
She didn't believe him for a second but only a moron would've believed that story! Not that he didn't try! Wanda would've killed him if she didn't need her team intact to get home again, so turning around she saw Scott leaning on Jean at the top of the steep hill so vented on them instead making them both fall and roll down the hill. Feeling better now she turned back and carried on walking to Sydney.
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So there you have it teams KitPit, ScoJea and Wanjohn!! (haha!!!) are off!! I know nothin much happened to Wanda and John yet but my arms tierd from typing and this is hard work!! Too many groups imi thinking! never mind! right so next up is....RoRem, AmaRo and JubBob....meaning the chappy after that will be KurTod, LanRay and PioSam! Meaning theyre all off!!! and also meaning that the way its set out will be wierd but hey! this is me! so oh well!! hehehe!!! EnJoY tHiS fIc!!! cause i can tell you it took all of 15secs to think of it!! But its been plaugin me so i just HAd to write it!! hahaahah!! Scott and Jean high!! *sigh* only here!!
Till next time!!!
Toodles!!!
(God this fics gonna be long!!!HAHAHA!!!)
ENJOY!!!
Disclaimer, disclaimer only £5!!!!! anybody???? .................*crickets chirping*.......................nope didnt think so! Right ok so on with the story then!!
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Pietro and Kitty (Australia) = Part 1!!!
Dropping most of Kitty's bags on the floor Pietro turned to her angrily.
"Geese-Kitty-how-many-bags-did-you-bring!!"
"Geese Pietro like how much hair gel did you like bring!"
"Thats-not-the-point-i-'need'-the-hair-gel!-You-do-not-need-5-bags-filled-with-nothing!!!!"
"Its Not filled with nothing!! Its clothes, shoes, accessories and stuff!"
"i-give-up!! Just-give-me-the-damn-envolope-and-see-how-much-my-father-gave-us!"
Kitty looked at him strangely.
"I dont like have the envelope! You do! Remember we got out and i gave it to you with the bags"
"Yes! Then-you-said-that-you-would-take-it-so-i-gave-it-to-you!"
"But i, like never!"
In the distance they hear Scott scream "Kurt!!" and it suddenly clicked what had happened to thier envelope with the money in it!
"Im gonna like kill that fuzzy elf when i like get my hands on him!!! Now what are we like supposed to do? We're stuck in Sydney with no money and only the clothes we brought with us!"
"Thats it!!! Come on Kitty lets get to Sydney!"
{A.N; sorry got bored of the whole dash thing! Theres just too much Peety diolog for me to be bothered so from now on its just normal writing, just use your imagination!}
And so they were off! They arrived in the grand city about 10mins later, much to Pietro's complaining about being slow. Walking around Pietro walked into an old man and Kitty walked into him and they all fell on top of each other in an unceremonious pile of bags and people. Pietro was the first to jump up and began ranting about stupid old men and not looking where they're going! Kitty soon followed (standing up of course!) and helped the poor man to his feet.
"Thanks mate, and you should apologise!!" he said looking at Pietro
"What! Its not MY fault your stupid enough not to watch where your going!"
At this the old man pulled out a small bag and began to look very scary and menacing, if that is possible in the middle of Sydney and dressed in a sailor outfit.
"Apologise or i will curse you!"
"Yeah yeah yeah whatever!!"
The old man then opened the bag and began to chant some strange song;
"mail his delivering seen is pat dawning is day the whilst morning in the early cat white and black and his pat postman pat postman pat postman"
Beginning to be a little freaked by his display Pietro started to move back, but he fell over Kitty's bag and landed on his back as the old man stood over him and threw some salt on him and some fish at him. Smiling he stopped and walked away as if nothing had happened, of course we all know that Pietro was cursed! haha! Standing up he looked around to see Kitty skipping towards him smiling.
"Guess what i heard about a really like cheap ferry crossing to like New Guinea, Indonesia, and we could like then hop the islands and like make our way over like Asia and then like Europe and then like back to USA again! and like you stink of fish Pietro dont you ever like shower? totally!"
"You have serious problems with your speech patterns did you know that! And i do shower but that freaky old man threw fish and salt at me whilst chanting something! He said im cursed!"
"Yeah yeah as long as we like still win! So lets go the ferrys from like the North north and were in the like South (never eat shredded wheat {A.N-does anyone else do that cause I do it Everytime lol!}) East!"
Looking around she found she was stood by herself talking.
"Stupid Pietro!"
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Scott and Jean (Australia) = Part 1!!!!
The two decided to be responsible, unlike the rest of the teams who had already run in different directions, and open the envolope they were given and to plan thier journey.
"I say that we use this money thats in this envolope to buy a plane ticket to Hawaii then my brother can help us out from there!"
Scott opened the envolope finding a big pile of.......$1's, which roughly added up to $30 if that. Standing there in shock they both failed to realise that Kurt and Toad had snuck up behind them until it was too late. They both grabbed the money that Scott had been holding and teleported away quickly so that they wouldn't get caught. Now they both stood there next to Sydney with no money at all!
"Kurt!!!!!! *sigh* no fair!! they stole our money!!"
"Well it is a competition! Why dont we steal someone elses money??"
This seemed extremely shocking since it was coming from prim+proper Jean, plus this is Scott that she was talking too so of course he would say no, plus its much more fun having them both stranded in Australia with no money at all!
"No we cant because that would be wrong and...hey look! Amara and Roberto have thier backs turned quick lets get thier money!!"
Scott then ran quickly over to the unsuspecting Amara and Roberto, of course they wernt called Magma and Sunspot for nothing, so when he, who for some reason decided to cry out a battle cry, jumped for them they both changed forms and Roberto hit him 'hard' so he went flying back and until he hit a tree.
"Oh Scott!! Are you alright??"
"err...is that a blue fuzzy doggy??"
Looking over to where he was looking she could just see Kurt and Toad stealing Amara and Roberto's money.
"Stupid Kurt! He's stealing everyone's money!"
"I think i need to see a proper vet!"
"hmmm.. no i think you need a doctor! Come on lets go find one!"
Helping him up they began to walk towards Sydney, of course that is that Scott was kind of hobbling and swaying whilst clinging on for dear life to Jean who seemed she was about to fall over due to the fact that Scott weighed so much more then she did. After about 10 mins of this they reached a problem, which was a hill a very steep hill, however the hospital seemed to be at the bottom of it and luckily enough there was a path which would add an extra 15mins to the journey. Thinking of a solution she shifted Scott's weight on her shoulder though when she pushed he went with it and fell down the hill and pulled Jean with him. The bad thing about this was that they both got kinda hurt (not too much otherwise they wouldnt be able to play the game anymore and that would be boring!!) Yet when they reached the bottom they both rolled straight through the doors and into the emergency room where they were seen to straight away.
12hrs later they both walked/limped out of the hospital trying to think of a plan on how to get back to New York with no money.
"Well" said Scott who had a big bandage on his head, arm and waist "That went well! So lets get a job! That's a really good way of getting money so that we can get home quick!"
Jean, who also had bandages on her hands, waist and leg, smiled at this idea though this cheerfulness from them both may be due to the fact that they're both pumped full of drugs keeping them happy. Not really looking at the place they were at, which might I add is a place with rotting buildings and stuff…the bad side of town to put it nicely! They walked into the first building they saw assuming it was a dentist of some sort. Smiling a lot Scott and Jean walked to the counter smiling still.
"Hello my name is Scott! And I would like a job here at your place of working if that is ok, I don't like chickens do you?"
The women behind the counter looked at both the smiling teenagers who were awaiting her answer, a big grin came onto her face and she slurred out.
"I like chickens and cat but not frogs and jobs here are good cause high fly kite I be oh pretty!!!"
"I agree! Whats our jobs then?"
Looking at them she handed them a mop and bucket and made them clean all the ketchup off the walls, oh yes I know what your thinking that aint ketchup but remember theyre high so really think its ketchup. After 3hrs of working and cleaning ketchup and small tiny ketchup bottles, formally known as syringes! (this is not gonna end well!!) they both began smiling again and went back to the women who had for some reason turned into a big biker man covered in tattoos.
"Wheres the nice lady gone??" a smiley Scott asked him.
He looked him up and down and twigged that the drugged up counter lady had hired drugged up staff again he sighed and pointed to a curtain separating them from the back room.
"Shes in there…..sleeping"
A scream was heard from the back room. Smiling Scott and Jean smiled and nodded. The guy looked at them as if they were crazy.
"Whered you come from and what are you on?"
"We came from the hospital across the road there they bandaged us up and gave us lots and lots of this stuff called….rororin something?? Oh! And theyre looking after our bags for us whilst we go home! Chicken! Post and Rat!!"
Looking through the door behind them he realised they had actually been in the old abandoned hospital that was now filled with the gangs, funny how they decided to be nice to them and give them drugs….must have had something in their bags, well that's what he decided was the answer cause even the author cant think of a reasonable explanation at this moment in time. He looked at the two drugged up teenagers again and decided to take full advantage, picking up a small black bag from behind the counter he handed it to Scott.
"Take this around to Jonass street {A.N- lets just say were glad im not the person that names streets!} and give it to some one in a black coat, he'll find you! Take what he gives ya and come back here! Now that's go left, right, left, right, forward, got it?"
Scott looked at him dazed for a moment before smiling again.
"My names Scott!"
Rolling his eyes and grabbing hold of Jean he shoved Scott out the door yelling at him in the process.
"Bring it back and get ya girl back!"
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St. John and Wanda (Australia) = Part 1!!!!
Wanda sighed for what seemed to be the 1500th , no make that the 15000th time that day as her pyromaniac of a partner rambled on and on about his 'home land' and fire somehow managing to talk about the two subjects at the same time.
"You see like most aussies I have the land in me blood! Along with fire of course and that's all that seems to matter so…oy oy Shelia! Land ahoy!!!"
Looking up she realized they were infact at the top of a steep hill that led into Sydney, she was going to walk down it but her freak of a partner had just set it on fire and had four sheep running around with a fire sheep dog chasing them. Rolling her eyes at his antics Wanda walked behind him and pushed him slightly so that he fell down the hill. Of course she just took the path and found a quite battered John at the bottom. She would've felt guilty if he hadn't opened his eyes and grinned.
"Ay up Shelia what took you so long!? Hey im badly beaten fancy kissing it better?"
This received a kick in the side as Wanda. Suddenly they both heard a *Baumf* and her worst nightmare.
"Snookems!!! I found you!! Don't worry baby ill save you and we can be in a group together forever!!!"
As he came closer to her he yelped suddenly as the sheepdog (as mentioned earlier) jumped him and began to chase him around as he screamed. Wanda couldn't help but laugh until Todd was saved by Kurt as the dog had him trapped by a wall.
"Danke for ze money mien freunde's!!" *Baumf*
Bewildered she turned to John who was looking everywhere but her at the moment whistling with his hands in his pockets making himself look as innocent as an insane pyromaniac can look.
"Pyro, please tell me you have our money"
"Well you see, I did but then this huge giant ….erm…rhino came at me from behind and I was like Crikey mates! And then it knocked me over onto me back and took the money from me with it! Course it ran away before you got here so you wouldn't of seen it! But then whilst you were watchin Toad it came back and the furry one…Lurt or Bob or is it Dwane? took the money from it whilst I fought it off again! And then it ran away just as you turned around!"
She didn't believe him for a second but only a moron would've believed that story! Not that he didn't try! Wanda would've killed him if she didn't need her team intact to get home again, so turning around she saw Scott leaning on Jean at the top of the steep hill so vented on them instead making them both fall and roll down the hill. Feeling better now she turned back and carried on walking to Sydney.
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So there you have it teams KitPit, ScoJea and Wanjohn!! (haha!!!) are off!! I know nothin much happened to Wanda and John yet but my arms tierd from typing and this is hard work!! Too many groups imi thinking! never mind! right so next up is....RoRem, AmaRo and JubBob....meaning the chappy after that will be KurTod, LanRay and PioSam! Meaning theyre all off!!! and also meaning that the way its set out will be wierd but hey! this is me! so oh well!! hehehe!!! EnJoY tHiS fIc!!! cause i can tell you it took all of 15secs to think of it!! But its been plaugin me so i just HAd to write it!! hahaahah!! Scott and Jean high!! *sigh* only here!!
Till next time!!!
Toodles!!!