Title: The drawing

Author: Kevin Khaos

Original date: 10/20/04

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At WWE Headquarters …

Steve Marks sat down at the pale, black wood table that he knew as the meeting table at the WWE idea corp. At his left was Linda McMahon, and at his right was fellow idea staff was James Corprial. They were set to tell Linda about there newest idea to bring fans to WWE. "I sure you know why I'm here, right?" he said.

Linda replied with a nod "Yes, I am"

"The idea that James and I created is a big project we spent many weeks on," he looked to his right where James gave him a sly wink or reinsurance "After the gigantic success of Taboo Tuesday, the interactive PPV where fans got to vote on matches, and stipulations. Well here's the idea…. We let one randomly selected fan actually become GM for a month!"

There was a long pause letting Linda absorb the new information.

"..PLUS!" James outburst "GM Eric Biscoff is injured by that whole 'accident'"

Linda spent a few minutes assessing the situation "Alright gentleman…. Looks like you've got a deal"

Tons 'o miles away at Kevin Khaos's Dorm

Kevin Khaos watched the commercial before his eyes… As one eye, as one was watching the TV next to playing DOR.

"Think he's got it all wrong?" As it flashed a picture of Eric Bisoff "Want it your way? Well now you can! Submit a letter of why you would think you'd be better than Biscoff and you may just get your dream…… GM for a MONTH!!!!!!!!"

Pinfall! Triple H wins!

Kevin had dropped his controller, and his jaw. He could not believe the good news! He had a complete list of things he would of liked to see happened. No time for lollygagging…. MUST COMPLETE LETTER!!!#!#!

Later

Biscoff painly walked into the ring. He had a severe limp, and looked as if his penis was shot at with a cannon…. Probably what happened… "OK….." He said with a voice an octave higher than normal "Today is the drawing for the first ever GM for a Month!"

He waited as the crowd screamed there lungs out there rib cages "Now as my lapd-, I mean Coach comes to the ring we can get things underway"

Coach came down to the ring, sporting a fishbowl with several different names of people. Kevin wondered why the hell they wanted him to go through the work of writing a letter when they knew that they were going to do a blind lottery. Probably to weed out the dumb ones. Eric swirled thee slips around with his hand "And New GM is!!!!!!...." He swiftly took out a piece of paper "Kevin Khaos!!!!!!"

Pinfall! Triple H wins!

SO how'd ya like it?????? It may not be so humorous so far but it will be.

KmfK