Title: Challenge Numero Uno

Author: Kevin Khaos

Original date: 10/20/04

Disclaimer: Anyone who DOESN'T sound like a real person probably isn't.

RAW in Seattle, Washington

Linda McMahon gave Kevin a gentle handshake. "Welcome to WWE RAW! I am happy to see a new Gm, don't tell Eric though."

Kevin smiled "I sure will, Mrs. McMahon! I would like to thank you tons for giving me the opportunity to participate in such a great event!"

"Thanks, Kevin. Anyway here's a map to get you started on what you want."

Linda walked away, as Kevin opened the map. He then headed toward the Broadcasting Room at the far end of the building. There he poked his head in to see if anybody was filming anything in the medium sized black room. "YO! I need to cut a video for my new GM spot."

"OK" Promo producer Michael Kunt said "Just sit on the chair in front of camera 7, and just says what you want."

Kevin followed what Michael said, and sat down as Michael put three fingers up, counting down to 0 "Hello fellow superstars! I am GM for a month Kevin Khaos! I've got a list of things I would like to complete before I leave the position, so if you would ever be so kind, please gather together in the locker rooms."

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Kevin walked in the room to the greeting of the grumble of some stars, and the laughing and pointing of some other superstars. He then walked upon a stray table to get the attention of the people who seemed to not give a shit. "Hello? Could I get your attention, please?"

The superstar's who were not paying attention, started to laugh more. "May I please get your attention?!" Kevin said a bit more loudly

"SHUT UP, YOU SUMBITCHES!!" Kevin yelled, as he instantly got the attention of all the stars as an eerie silence shadowed through out the room "THERE WILL BE NO MORE OF THAT!!"

Kevin managed to calm himself down… Well not sort of "If you expect me to be HAPPY during this process you are WRONG! The money that this escapade makes goes straight to the pocket of BITCHOFF!! Theoretically I could be earning more working at ARBY'S!! So if you don't want to shut the fuck up, you will be mystically transformed into my bitch! Today's events will be POSTPONED till I get some god damn respect around here. Now get out of your clothes and meet me outside."

"Why the hell are we out here?" Hurricane shivered with the cold afternoon

"Because GM Kevin Hitler said so!" Chris Jericho retorted "I don't want to be his bitch, after all!"

"What can he do?" Edge questioned

"Make us all stand around here naked"

"Right-e-o."

Just then Kevin walked towards them wearing a whistle. "OH MY GOD!!" he shrieked as he put on a blindfold "When I said get out of your clothes I meant get out of your RING clothes! MAH GAWD! Anyways hello fellow superstars! You probably wonder why you're here"

A violent murmur erupted over the crowd. "Well here's how it goes… You people will get into those specially marked animal suits over there. After that you will race towards the ring and towards the titantron and back into the locker room. I will shut the door after the first 10 people enter, the rest will have to wait. The last 12 get a pay cut, the 11th person gets suspended without pay, and the last person will stay in the ring and explain to the crowd that there will be no Raw."

"Why the hell do we need to do this?" Batista said

"Because I will not be respecting you based on whether you're my favorite wrestler or not! Okay maybe I will…. It's not a complete system. Anyway get ready, set, And GO!!!!" And with that he blew the whistle.

Steven Richards stumbled out of the ring. He didn't here Kevin's outcry of 'go' and got stampeded by a stampede of 300 wrestlers. He turned up last by no duh. He had just finished telling the fans about the cancellation of RAW and got even worse when he got nearly 20,000 dollars worth of now crap thrown at him. The 10 winners were Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Hurricane, Christian, Tomko, Triple H, and oddly Rossi, Kane, and Ric Flair. Kevin walked into the locker room with a smile "Okay, everyone! You 10 get a raise! You all will be favored more than the others! But this is unfortunately this is the first of many challenges along the way! Hasta La Vista!" He said with a smirk as he checked off 'run in animal suits' off his list.

So? Horrid? Awful? Nightmare? Debacle? Whatever! Just review!

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