A Night At The Bishi House
Vash: Vincent! GET! OFF! Stop sleeping on me!
Vincent: (mumble mumble snore)
Vash: (eye twitch)
Spike: (looks at them) Yikes. (strokes chin) Hmm. This cigarette is getting icky. I don't want it anymore. (carelessly throws cigarette over back, lands on Vincent)
Vincent: ..mumble..mumble...huh..wha-OH MY GOD!!! (shirt is smoking)
Vash: AAAHH!!! GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!!!
Vincent: (bursts into flames) AAAAAAHHH!!!
Kenshin: I'll put it out!
Sanosuke: No, I will! (bumps into Kenshin)
Kenshin: (spills sake on Vincent)
Hiei: This has gone from bad to...well...this is bad.
Miroku: (screaming, holding head, running around room)
Kazuma: What a wimp...Oh, Vincent's on fire!
Spike: I did this?
Bakura: (blinks) Oh my...GREAT SCOTT! (flees as Vincent runs his way)
Kurama: Don't worry Vincent, I will put the fire out! (gets hose, now trying to aim at the frantically flailing pillar of fire that is Vincent)
Ready....Aim...WHOO!
Jin: (while fleeing from Vincent, slams into Kurama, sending water shooting into the ceiling, hitting the lights, causing them to shatter and send a powerful electric surge on anybody who was wet, which was...everybody)
Everybody: AAAAHH!!!
Not only that, but the electricity traveled all over the house, setting things aflame, such as desks, tables, chairs, and Wolfwood's $$650 dollar couch)
InuYasha: Everybody out! It's survival of the fittest! You don't get out, you will roast like Wolfwood's couch!
Wolfwood: (whimper)
Everybody is outside, watching their house crackle and burn to the ground.
Gene: Wow! Look at that fire! Anybody got marshmallows? I sure could go for some smores-UNH!
He was interrupted as a large specimen of a rock connected with his face, courtesy of Yusuke)
To add insult to injury, the electric surge traveled throughout the neighborhood, cutting off the power surge and a breakout in the cities electricity.
As they watched the lights flicker off, one by one, and the only sounds being the crackle of their house (what's left of it), the soft weeping of Wolfwood, and the shouts and screams of angry citizens, Gene cries: Hey! Who turned out the lights? UNH!! (Yusuke again)