Disclaimer; well it I got my hands on rogue who happened to be passing by and made her absorb the unconscious/dead (im not quite sure) magneto and she made the safe un-flat so it looked like a safe! Which is good! And was about to open it when all the psychs attacked her or something, and she lost control and is a full out battle with the remaining x-men who arnt unconscious and what not, meaning that all of them are too busy to help me! Now what am is supposed to do??

{{speaking in Russia}}

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Now sitting in a first class flight that flew to straight to Moscow - Russia, Rogue, Remy and Jamie were all biting their lips trying not to laugh at the luck of it. It turned out that Jamie happened to look like a famous child actor called 'Bert Lutoslawski', who was famous in Russia and was in Australia trying to make himself known in other countries as well as Russia. Of course this meant that they were now being flown back to Moscow where 'Bert' lived and was also filming another show, which of course meant that Jamie had to learn fluent Russian in less then a day….

{{Bert now i would like to know who your friends are and why we are taking them back to Moscow with us?}}

…or as it would appear in less then a second. Remy and Jamie both exchanged worried glances with each other, they were about to be found out and then their free first class flight would be down the drain. However Rogue kept a calm face and replied instead;

{{do not worry, we are representatives for an Australian television show and would just like to see the actor in action before making any final decisions about whether to sign him or not. I do hope there is no problem with this?}}

{{that is wonderful news i am suprised he did not tell me before! have you got somewhere to stay? for we would be more then welcome for you to stay with us in our hotel, we would go back to the house but the studio is too far away to get there on time, unless we leave at a rediculous time in the morning, which isnt very good for Bert. I do hope this will be alright for you both?}}

{{that would be wonderful thank you so much!}}

At this point Remy and Jamie's mouths were hanging open in shock, luckily enough Bert's manager, as they had concluded she was, hadn't noticed and wasn't given a chance as she was told to sit down by a passing flight attendant.

{{i apologise again for not asking sooner but it was lovely talking to you and maybe later we shall discuss whether or not he can join us}}

And with that said by Rogue the women proceeded to her own seat that was nearer the front. Smiling Rogue turned to the others who were still staring in shock at what had just happened.

"What?"

"Chere, when did yo' learn that?"

"What? Ya don't think ah can speak Russian? Ah mean ah am a gal of many talents!"

Raising an eyebrow as many rude thoughts flashed through his mind Remy smirked and was about to respond when Jamie interrupted him.

"But you couldn't before!! I would've known!"

"All riaght well ah kinda linked into Piotrs psych to give me a hand! Ah mean its not liake any of y'all couda done anythin!"

Before the conversation could have got any further they were interrupted.

"Excuse me would you like some……oh god! How did you get here!"

Rogue looked at the girl in front of them and laughed at the irony of it all, Amara was now stood next to them holding a tray with champagne on it looking just as shocked as they were.

"Now now miss t'at is not de way t' talk t' a passenger in 'first class'"

Remy emphasized the words first class just to rub it in. Grumbling Amara walked off with the tray only to return a few minutes later with another hostess.

"Excuse me would you three kindly show us your tickets for this flight"

Amara crossed her arms smirking convinced she was going to have them thrown off the flight until Bert's so called manager showed up and began talking to the other hostess until they both smiled and the manger walked away again, and the hostess dragged Amara away quickly.

They didn't see Amara for a while, since the plane began to take off, but as soon as the hostesses were all walking around again Amara came up to the three and cleared her throat obviously looking unhappy.

"I apologise for accusing you not having a ticket, I didn't know that you were apart of the young actors party, though if there is anything you need just press the button and I shall come and help you"

With that said a red faced Amara walked away quickly. Rogue turned to Remy and smiled sweetly.

"Now wasn't that niace of her! Ah mean who would we be if we didn't take advantage of an offer liake that!"

*buzz*

Pushing the button she called an annoyed and embarrassed Amara back to their seats.

"Have ya got a pillow? Ya see ah think the young 'Bert' here would liake some sleep"

"The pillows and blankets are underneath your seats"

"So they are! Ah am sorry!"

"Is there anything else you would like?"

"No were fiane thanks!"

And so Amara away grumbling to herself.

"Dis looks like fun!"

*buzz*

"Yes sir?"

"Remy would like a drink sil vous plait"

"what would you like sir?"

"well….what do you have here?"

"The drinks are red wine, white wine, champagne, beer, gin, vodka and other spirits, and juice and pop for your young friend, which would you like?"

"none I have changed my mind"

"anything else?"

"non non tat's ok"

*buzz*

"yes?"

"Hi! What films are playing?"

"It tells you there in your brochure"

"really?"

"yes"

"really?"

"yes"

"are you sure?"

"yes Jamie! It says it right there!"

"well if your sure and my names not Jamie its Bert!"

"sorry! But please refrain from calling me please unless it's a life or death situation"

*buzz*

"didn't I tell you not to buzz unless it's a life or death situation?!"

"well it is!"

"whats wrong?"

"well Jamie he be dyin…."

"oh my god! Hes not is he?!"

"oui he be dyin to know how long dis flight be! Cause he don't know if he should sleep or no? what do yo' tink?"

"yes I think he should get some sleep! Now if you'll excuse me I have other passengers to see to!"

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Sorry bout the whole {{speaking in Russian thing}} I mean I had actually been onto a website and translated it and everything (that's why the grammars a bit rubbish) but when I saved it it came up with a load of wierdness that's not Russian or a lot of ???? And I was not best pleased! So sorry bout that!

So anywho I wasn't really that pleased with the chapter but I couldn't think of another way of writing it! Oh the irony of Amara being constantly bugged by them though! I just couldn't resist!! Lol!!

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Oh! And I would like to ask you 2 questions!

#1 - I would like some help on Kurt and Todd, I have a vague idea about them ending up in Quebec - Canada where theres an ice hotel made but I dunno? So suggestions of evil and fun things to do to them would be helpful!

And

#2 - votes on who should win……..you really thought id be a good sport and let them all win?! Nah!! Whats the fun in that?! Lol! And I havnt quite decided who I want to win so I decided to let you the reader decide! That or ill change it at the last min who knows! Lol! - oh! And don't be fooled this fic wont be over THAT quickly cause its not nearly done I just thought Id try and be organised!

So vote for;

Team 1;

Quicksilver -- Pietro Maximoff

Shadowcat -- Kitty Pryde

Team 2;

Cyclops -- Scott Summers

Jean -- Jean Gray

Team 3;

Pyro -- John Allerdyce

Scarlet Witch -- Wanda Maximoff

Team 4;

Gambit -- Remy LeBeau

Rogue -- Unknown

Mutiple -- Jamie Madrox

Team 5;

Magma -- Amara Aquilla

Sunspot -- Roberto Da Costa

Team 6;

Iceman -- Bobby Drake

Boom Boom -- Tabitha Smith

Team 7;

Nightcrawler -- Kurt Wagner

Toad -- Todd Tolensky

Team 8;

Avalanche -- Lance Alvers

Berzerker -- Ray Crisp

Team 9;

Cannonball -- Sam Guthrie

Colossus -- Piotr Rasputin