See look I'm so nice I even wrote 2 chapters! I would've written more but…….well I'm tired! Plus I thought 2 chapters was pretty good! So anyway! Here's John & Wanda! I do believe we last left them in the middle of the casino with crazy animals running round!

Disclaimer: Im down!! Piotr came and got me down! He's so nice! I asked him to open the safe for me too! And he picked it up………..then walked away! What! No! I don't think he understood me! NO! Where has he gone with the safe!! COME BACK!!

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Wanda stood in line desperately trying to cash in her chips before they shooed her outside with everyone else, but unfortunately she didn't make it as she was forced outside holding all her chips as the police and animal people went inside to sort out he mess. Watching the police warily she knew she was about be found out when John waltzed over humming 'How much is that doggy in the window' whilst grinning at the chaos around him. Forgetting about the police around her for a second Wanda looked at him and glared.

"What did you do"

Shocked at the scary homicidal tone Wanda's voice had now taken John stopped humming and looked at her with fear evident in her eyes holding up his hands in defence.

"Now now she….I mean Wanda that had nothing to do with me"

As the last of his words escaped his mouth a pair of tourists walked past talking loudly amongst themselves.

"A giant fire bird! Wow! Was that part of the act?"

Raising her eyebrow Wanda glared at John again who's hands were still in the air as he looked warily at her.

"What? I mean come on a fire bird?! I have more style then….."

He stopped talking as a young girl walked past on her mobile phone talking loudly.

"A Giant fire bird! That's right! It swooped down over the audience and everything was manic chaos! ……"

Taking a cautious step back John still tried to salvage the damage the tourists had done to his excuse.

"What? The firebird could've been part of the show, it doesn't necessarily make it me"

As he finished again another pair of people walked past.

"…..Yeah and after the firebird there was a load of animals made of fire jumping around! And didja see that fire man in the middle of the stage?! He looked like he had some sort of bucket on his head! I mean Wow! The effects are gettin' top notch these days!"

Realizing he had no way of getting out of the fact it was him said the only thing he could at the time.

"Bloody tourists! Don't know when to shut their bloody trap!"

Looking up at Wanda again he smiled sheepishly waiting the hex bolt she was about to throw his way.

"You idiot! I was about to cash in! I was about to get us 2 tickets to New York so I can finish this damn thing! So I can get away from you! They haven't got a clue that I'm not old enough yet……"

A panicked look came over John's face. "errr…..Wanda?"

"…..but you had to spoil it all! You and your stupid fire addiction!…."

"Wanda?"

"….your stupid talks about it being your home country and your not even capable of keeping your head down for 30 god damn minutes!"

"Wanda?!"

"WHAT!"

Pointing behind her Wanda turned to come face to face with a policeman who didn't look too happy about her outbursts.

"May I see some ID?"

Hesitating slightly at what to do John yelled the first thing any red blooded teenager would do when in a situation dealing with underage-ness.

"RUN!!"

And so Wanda and John ran down the street being chased by the policeman, who they soon lost, well you don't become an Alcolyte by just being good at playing with fire. Sitting down on the nearest bench John sighed in defeat.

"Well now what do we do? We cant go to another casino here cause they'll have informed other casinos! Crap we're screwed to forever live in Sydney"

Sitting in silence for a while Wanda soon got an idea.

"Hey you know that girl…….meg? You said she was rich, well go on a date with her and swindle us her credit cards or some money off her or something and we'll be homeward bound!"

"There's only one problem with that idea though, and that would be that I have to actually go on a date with her. You don't seem to realise how annoying she is!"

"Oh so she's annoying, your annoying and I've managed to spend a couple of days with you without ripping you apart yet!"

"errr its only been half a day at least"

"WHAT! Oh god damn it! I was hoping the time was going faster so I wouldn't have to be near you anymore! Well anyway it still stands your going on a date with her your stealing her credit card and your buying us a ticket back home to Bayville!"

Getting slightly scared John raised his hands in defence nodding dumbly since he'd learned, and been told by Pietro, that you don't want an angry Wanda on your hands.

"Fine have it your way, but if I go crazy and kill her or myself before the dates over then don't say I didn't warn you"

"I think I can live with the guilt of one of you dying since it means that the world will loose one of the annoying pains in the ass, what time is it?"

"Its 5.50pm which gives me 10mins to get to her house"

Sitting on the bench still staring forwards John tried his hardest to stall for time so he wouldn't have to go through with the date. That was until he looked over and saw Wanda glaring at him angrily.

"Alright I'm up I'm going, Jeese!"

Leading the way it took them about 10mins to walk to Meg's house which was huge. Pushing John he pressed the intercom to be let in and the high pitched voice answered.

"John is that you?! I knew you'd come! Good now stay there ill bring the car round to pick you up! I've got a surprise!!"

Without saying one word into the intercom John stood there waiting for Meg to finish her ramble and when she did she'd already gone. Shrugging at Wanda he turned to the gate that was now opening and watched as a limo came out and stopped next to them. Opening the door John climbed in followed shortly by Wanda, which Megan didn't seem so happy about.

"Oh I didn't know we were bringing friends John"

"Well ya see Wanda ain't from around 'ere so shes got no where to go so she'll be hangin in the background with us if that's ok"

Sighing in frustration she looked at Wanda from head to toe and smiled at John again.

"Sure whatever as long as I get to be with you"

She began to lean across towards him and put her hand in his hair, which forced John to move back until he was trapped against the side of the door.

"err what's this surprise then Sheila? Been dyin to know"

Sitting up grinning again she forgot all about her conquest of John and began to giggle.

"Well you see daddy's been working abroad a lot so to save money and stuff he bought himself a private jet! I just wanted to show you it, and we might even be able to have a go! Like fly to Japan or Hawaii or something! Wouldn't that be cool?!"

Wanda suddenly did something she never does, or never lets anyone see her doing, but she just couldn't help it. She smiled! Who wouldn't they need a lift to America and they just got themselves a private jet and a free ride.

"What about New York?"

Frowning Meg turned to Wanda at her suggestion.

"Why would I go there?"

John seeing where this was going piped up from his place in the corner.

"Well Sheila they got the best restaurants in the world in New York! It'd be a shame not to go!"

*Plus* he thought to himself *halfway over the ocean we could just dump you out the plane* smiling at the thought Meg looked over at him and misinterpreted it as a smile for her and grinned whilst flinging herself on him.

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So there you go! It appears that even though stuck with the oh so annoying Megan they have made the best of the situation by finding she has a private jet! Bayville here we come or just plain bad luck? Well you'll have to wait to find out! Haha! Im so evil!

RW