Flash back to one fine and unsuspecting day… (written by Bird and Kath)
Bird walks around with some rolled up parchments, a hammer, and a small bag of nails. Coming up to a tree, she carefully unrolls one of the parchments. It reads:
BIRD'S FIRST HOMELY KARAOKE BAR OPENING NIGHT
– Come see our special Surprise Opening Act!
Other performers include but are not limited to –
- Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood
- Haldir, March Warden of Lorien
- Glorfindel of Rivendell
- Birds of a Feather
- AND SO MANY MORE!!!
WHEN: All night long
WHERE: Behind Rivendell's BATTER: Bird and Tic's Tree-house of Elven Raunchiness
WHAT: Music and Fun for all ages...(must be over 18 human years or 85 elven years.)
WHO: Everyone!
SEE YA'LL THERE!!!
Bird nails the poster to the tree, oblivious to the pained looks elves are giving her all around, as she pounds the hammer against the nail, piercing the tree. One particular elf walks up, looking a little worried.
The mystery elf questions her, "You really are serious, aren't you? You're making me sing that song!"
Bird smiles wickedly before replying, "Yeppers...now get back to your dressing room..."
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Back at her talan, Kath finds Legolas' LOTR trading cards, all of which are of him in various naughty poses. "AH HA, now I know how to get him to perform tonight!" She runs out and finds him staring wide-eyed at one of the posters. Kath walks up to him, holding his trading cards and a Bic lighter. "Hey, Leggy, remember that song I want you to sing?"
Legolas faces her reluctantly, his eyes full of fear. "I don't want to sing that song," he answers, his voice shaking.
"You'll sing it, and you'll like it," Kath glares at him.
Legolas glares back, his hands on his hips, "I'll sing it, but I don't have to like it."
Kath flicks the Bic, and holds one of the cards over the flame. "I'll like it...I'll like it," Leggy shrieks, realizing what she means to do.
"Good Elf," Kath smiles evilly, as she pats him on his pretty blonde head.