Do YA think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart (Amy and Bird)

The lights dim on stage and then come up with a flash. Standing there are
Elladan and Elrohir back to back.

Their sable hair is unbound and flows down their shoulders. Their toned
finely muscled bodies are clad in tight black leather pants that hugs every
ridge and hollow. The fine grained leather rides low on their lean hips and
black knee boots complete their outfits. Their chest are bare but glisten
with a sheen of oil.

The music starts and they saunter to the edge of the stage.

"Sugar, sugar

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby"

They move across the stage as if they own it strutting and gyrating their
hips in time with the beat of the music. Their hair flaring out and catching
the light as they move.

"He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know."

They jump down off of the stage and circulate through the crowd as they
sing. The ladies can scarce keep their hands off the delectable duo and
frankly Ell and Ro are enjoying the wandering hands. They approach Amy's
table and with a wink Elrohir sits down on her lap while Elladan lays across
the table.

"His heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are alone

They wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so"

Amy nearly swoons as Elrohir rotates his hips as he straddles her lap.
Elladan thrusts his hips in time with the beat as he reclines on the table.
Then they jump up and gracefully return to the stage. Their hips do a slow
bump and grind as the belt out the last verse. Their hands travel up and
down their oil slick torsos, toying with their nipples as they sing.

"If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
just come on and tell me so."

The song ends and the place goes wild with applause. The twins smirk and
saunter back off stage.

Bird's jaw drops open in shock, "I believe Aragorn and Faramir will have their work cut out for them..." She opens up her cell phone and calls Gimli. "I NEED BACK UP!!!" She goes back to imagining those oil slicked bodies and nipple twirlers....