"Touch myself" originally by Divinyls (Bird, KAth, and Amy)
Glorfindel runs, jumps and slides across the stage so that he ends up in the center front on his knees. He is wearing a skintight gold spandex body suit, which leaves NOTHING to the imagination. The neck line - what neckline? - dips down leaving his chest bare all the way down to dangerously below his navel.
He stands up, flips his golden hair and gives his best pouty look as the music starts, and he and sings in a sultry voice...
"I love myElf
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myElf
I want you to find me
I forget myElf
I want you to remind me"
He climbs down off the stage, and pulls a bright red Erestor back up on to the stage with him.
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myElf
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no…"
Gyrating slowly in front of Erestor, he suggestively runs one finger down the front of his neckline, skimming the smooth surface of his chest.
"You're the one who
makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around
I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine… "
He drops to his knees before Erestor, who continues to blush, and gasps as Glorfindel's hot breath hits his crotch. Glorfindel smiles appreciatively before closing his eyes.
"I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you. "
He slips his hand down, as he opens his eyes. Quickly remembering where he is, he jumps up and stands behind Erestor, singing in his ear as he grounds his body against him, sliding his hands up and down Erestor's front. Erestor, his eyes nearly rolling back in his skull, begins to pant, and reaching behind him his fingers trace the muscles of Glorfindel's thighs.
"I love myElf
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myElf
I want you to find me
I forget myElf
I want you to remind me."
From their spot in the dark corner back stage Amy is briefly distracted by Glorfindel and Erestor's performance. She gets a voyeuristic thrill from watching them while she and the twins play willing patient and Naughty nurses.
"I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myElf
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
I, I, I, I, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myElf
Oh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myElf. "
The number ends, and Erestor blushes furiously and runs off the stage. Glorfindel bows to the crowd and goes off to show Erestor how to touch himself.
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Bird wanders out of the 'undressing room' her hair quite messy and her rumpled clothes hastily thrown on, her shirt misbuttoned and her shoes on the wrong feet...a smirking Haldir follows her out.
"Didn't know I could do that little trick with my tongue, did you, Pussy Cat?" Haldir purrs, his eyes gleaming with humor. Bird just smiles at him, evidently still unable to form a coherent thought, then hurries back out into the bar.
Amy looks up from her twin sandwich at Haldir's comment and wonders just what the heck Haldir did with his tongue before she is pulled back to give the naughty nurses her undivided attention. They had moved from mouth to mouth to full body therapeutic massage.