Disclaimer: I don't own anything I ripped off in any of these chapters, so ner.

Credits:

Author: Skysong, duh.

Cast: If you don't know, go reread the story.

Ripoffs: (i.e., anything that I could get sued for using)

Main ones: X-men, HP, LOTR, Spongebob.

Noticable ones: "The Annoying One," by Space Toaster, Gazoo, The Ruby Club, Star Wars, "The Author, the demon, and the X-men," by Mayleen, Kareoke, "All in the family," by RogueMaverick, The Dark Tower Series (tm), Spirited Away (also tm), Star Trek, Independence Day, Taco Bell, whatever corp, co, ect. made Arfy, Claritin, Dr. Seuss, Science Journal (it's where I found out the thing about the black hole. I know lots of random things like that.), Neillsville (I made all those comments about it, I have to credit it somehow.), Between the Lions (since I don't think anyone'll get this, the announcer for the last chapter was from there), J.K. Rowling, Peter Jackson, The Hobbit, WB!. I believe that's it.

(I'd explain where these ripoffs are, but it's really more fun having you guys sorting through the story lookin' fer 'em. They're pretty obvious, anyway.)

Deleted scenes:

Take one.

AT A BAR KNOWN AS THE BRICK YARD

Logan: Hey, sweet thing. does that finger-point-wink thing at the bartender.

Bartender: looks something like Britney Spears, to Logan, anyway, turns around, deep voice Heya cutie.

THE NEXT MORNING

Logan: yawns and wakes up, is in a Super 8, rolls over, sees lump in bed Mornin' darlin'.

Lump: comes out from underneath covers. Turns out to be Gary Coleman dressed as Captain Underpants in a blond wig

Logan: screams like a six-year-old girl and runs off, singing Yellow Submarine

CU: runs after him Hey! Come back! I still have the powers of a Waistband Warrior, you know!

Take two.

Rogue: glaring So what yer saying is that there are literally millions of fictions out there about meh and that swamp rat?

Me: gulps and nods

Rogue: backs me up against a wall Suppose I've seen some of those that you've written?!

Me: squeaks Please don't hurt me, I only killed you off in one-

Rogue: WHAT?!

Me: babbling inanely and in most of them I have lots of nice you and Remy fluff no big it's all very well and good and PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! ducks and runs off

Remy: leaning against the wall, smirking I doan know what you're complainin' 'bout chere.. infuriating smirk smirk bloody smirk

Rogue: growls

Remy: runs awaaaaaay

Take three.

Kitty: So Rogue has the absorbing powers and Jean has the TK and Gambit can do what now?

Me: patiently He can-

Remy: pops out of nowhere Gambit make de cards go BOOM! there is a loud explosion

Rogue: runs in GAMBIT!!!

Remy: Gotta be goin' now p'tites! runs off, Rogue in hot pursuit

Take four.

Kurt: So what you're saying is that in this universe, we're nothing but a cartoon?

M.A.: nods

Kurt: And you're obsessed with it?

M.A.: nods again

Kurt: One thing, why do you have a nude picture of Orlando Bloom colored blue hanging a-

M.A.: slaps hand over his mouth Not one word more, got that?!

Kurt: muffled Yes Ma'am.

M.A.: Good.

Take Five.

A MEETING OF SUPERVILLAINS ANON.

Penguin: sighs My army has deserted me, my Mecha-Duck has exploded, and Arfy... bursts into tears

Magneto: Oh, it's okay. Ya get used to never winning after a while.

Penguin: Who are you again?

Mags: twiddles fingers I am the master of magnetism! Are you not amazed?!

Penguin: blinks

(An: And that's a wrap ppl! Is anyone interested in a sequel? Anyone at all? If someone does express an interest, it'll be out sooner or later.)