Kimahri on Pirates of the Carribean

~Thank you The Bonnie Pirate Lass for all your help on this one :) Kimahri like The Bonnie Pirate Lass. Kimahri think The Bonnie Pirate Lass is cool, like Kimahri. Kimahri giggle like Yuna.

Kimahri like movie. Kimahri hear fangirl giggle at pirates. Kimahri giggle at red bandana pirate. Kimahri think funny. Kimahri no like girl who complain lots. She say corset hurt. Kimahri wonder what corset is. Kimahri think it medieval torture device. Kimahri wince at thought. Kimahri don't want corset. Kimahri like gold necklace. Gold shiny. Gold hurt Kimahri's eyes.

Kimahri not understand man with apple. Kimahri wonder how he eat apple with bad teeth? He have monkey on shoulder. Djose monkeys come to haunt Kimahri, even in movie. Kimahri hate Djose monkeys.

Pirates are undead. Kinahri not like undead things. Kimahri feed potion. They die. Kimahri laugh.

Kimahri giggle at mention of brastrap. Kimahri have perverted thoughts for moment. Pirate with red bandana funny. Kimahri envy cunningness. Kimahri thoughs skip, Kimahri confuse self sometimes.

Kimahri look over at Auron, he fell asleep at beginning of movie. Kimahri steal Auron popcorn. Auron wake and scold Kimahri. Kimahri very sorry.

Wakka won't shut mouth. Kimahri trying to watch movie. Wakka jabber about Lulu. Kimahri no care. Kimahri chase Wakka out of theater. Kimahri happy.

Kimahri think mute pirate funny. Mute pirate parrot look yummy. Kimahri change drool bucket.

Kimahri drool as box of gold shiny things are uncovered. Kimahri giggle as the man with apple hold the lady who complains over the box and cut her hand. Haha, lady die.

To Kimahri surprise, lady not die. Damn, Kimahri not like her. Lady complain too much.

Kimahri look at watch. Kimahri think movie long. Aww. Brastrap guy and complaining lady get married. Reminds Kimahri of Tidus and Yuna. Tidus go bye-bye though. Kimahri happy of that.

Yay! Movie over! Kimahri happy. Kimahri say, movie was good. Kimahri think name and movie long, but Kimahri say it good. Not waste of gil. Kimahri suggests to buy movie. Watch movie. Don't forget about sequel! Comming to a Luca Theater near you. Hahaha, Kimahri funny.