Kimahri on Stereotypes
Kimahri not like stereotypes. Kimahri think putting humans into groups dumb idea. Kimahri list different stereotypes and say what Kimahri thinks.
Goth. Kimahri say word Goth is dumb. Dumb like, Biran dumb. Kimahri giggle at thought. Human say Goth wear black and worship Satan. Who Satan? He must be fiend, like Yu Yevon. Kimahri wonder if Satan evil. Human say Goth want to be vampire. Kimahri scared. Kimahri joke, Kimahri not scared. Kimahri not know what vampire is. Vampire must also be fiend. Kimahri wonder, could Vampire and Satan be secret Aeon Yuna no get? Kimahri must ponder this. Human say, Goth are depressed. Kimahri wonder why they need to be pressed? Maybe they just mean, like Auron. Auron make Kimahri give popcorn back, Kimahri angry. Auron not pressed, Kimahri sure.
Prep. Kimahri wonder what this mean. Human say prep are mindless things, like Kimahri. This make Kimahri confused. Human say, prep have lots of gil. Kimahri must be prep. Kimahri mindless and have lots of gil. Kimahri happy. Human say prep talk alot. Whoops, Kimahri not prep. Kimahri not talk much. Kimahri wonder what Kimahri is?
Nerd. Kimahri not like word, nerd. Kimahri giggle like Rikku at sound of it, it funny sounding. Human say Nerd don't have freinds. Kimahri have freinds, so Kimahri not nerd. Human say Nerd smart. Now Kimahri KNOW Kimahri not nerd. Nerd wear glasses. Kimahri wonder if Auron nerd? Auron wear glasses. Kimahri laugh. Auron IS nerd. Auron smart, and has no freinds. Kimahri giggle like fangirl.
Dork. Name dork remind Kimahri of Tonberry King. He hit fiend over head with knife and say "DOINK" Kimahri laugh. Kimahri get off track, Kimahri sorry. Any who, Kimahri hear human say, dork like nerd, except dork is stupid and ugly. Wakka must be dork. Wakka is stupid and ugly. Kimahri laugh.
Sk8er. What human is dumb like Yenke to have number in name?! Kimahri think number in name is dumb, like Seymour. Seymour talk too much. Kimahri bring coloring book when visit Seymour*. Kimahri off track again, Kimahri sorry. Human say Sk8er are "poser"..Kimahri wonder what poser is? Do poser do battle stance for camera? No, Kimahri think poser have something to do with Yuna. Yuna pose lots. Yuna dance lots, too. Kimahri wonder if Yuna poser? Kimahri must ask.
Punk. Oh, Kimahri not go here. Human say punk is like Sk8er, only cooler. Kimahri think they never get hot. Human say punk rebel and are like Goths, but Kimahri not think so. Humans tell Kimahri that punk is poser, so Kimahri think they warrior, like Kimahri. Kimahri think Nanaki is punk. Nanaki warrior. Nanaki does battle poses. Kimahri happy. Kimahri must be punk, because Kimahri pose, and is warrior. Kimahri giggle. Maybe Auron is nerdy punk? Kimahri wonder....
Kimahri brain hurt now.
*- In Silver neko's The Life Story of Kimahri, Kimahri tells us about how he colors in his coloring book when Seymour talks. Thats just a reference to it :)
Kimahri not like stereotypes. Kimahri think putting humans into groups dumb idea. Kimahri list different stereotypes and say what Kimahri thinks.
Goth. Kimahri say word Goth is dumb. Dumb like, Biran dumb. Kimahri giggle at thought. Human say Goth wear black and worship Satan. Who Satan? He must be fiend, like Yu Yevon. Kimahri wonder if Satan evil. Human say Goth want to be vampire. Kimahri scared. Kimahri joke, Kimahri not scared. Kimahri not know what vampire is. Vampire must also be fiend. Kimahri wonder, could Vampire and Satan be secret Aeon Yuna no get? Kimahri must ponder this. Human say, Goth are depressed. Kimahri wonder why they need to be pressed? Maybe they just mean, like Auron. Auron make Kimahri give popcorn back, Kimahri angry. Auron not pressed, Kimahri sure.
Prep. Kimahri wonder what this mean. Human say prep are mindless things, like Kimahri. This make Kimahri confused. Human say, prep have lots of gil. Kimahri must be prep. Kimahri mindless and have lots of gil. Kimahri happy. Human say prep talk alot. Whoops, Kimahri not prep. Kimahri not talk much. Kimahri wonder what Kimahri is?
Nerd. Kimahri not like word, nerd. Kimahri giggle like Rikku at sound of it, it funny sounding. Human say Nerd don't have freinds. Kimahri have freinds, so Kimahri not nerd. Human say Nerd smart. Now Kimahri KNOW Kimahri not nerd. Nerd wear glasses. Kimahri wonder if Auron nerd? Auron wear glasses. Kimahri laugh. Auron IS nerd. Auron smart, and has no freinds. Kimahri giggle like fangirl.
Dork. Name dork remind Kimahri of Tonberry King. He hit fiend over head with knife and say "DOINK" Kimahri laugh. Kimahri get off track, Kimahri sorry. Any who, Kimahri hear human say, dork like nerd, except dork is stupid and ugly. Wakka must be dork. Wakka is stupid and ugly. Kimahri laugh.
Sk8er. What human is dumb like Yenke to have number in name?! Kimahri think number in name is dumb, like Seymour. Seymour talk too much. Kimahri bring coloring book when visit Seymour*. Kimahri off track again, Kimahri sorry. Human say Sk8er are "poser"..Kimahri wonder what poser is? Do poser do battle stance for camera? No, Kimahri think poser have something to do with Yuna. Yuna pose lots. Yuna dance lots, too. Kimahri wonder if Yuna poser? Kimahri must ask.
Punk. Oh, Kimahri not go here. Human say punk is like Sk8er, only cooler. Kimahri think they never get hot. Human say punk rebel and are like Goths, but Kimahri not think so. Humans tell Kimahri that punk is poser, so Kimahri think they warrior, like Kimahri. Kimahri think Nanaki is punk. Nanaki warrior. Nanaki does battle poses. Kimahri happy. Kimahri must be punk, because Kimahri pose, and is warrior. Kimahri giggle. Maybe Auron is nerdy punk? Kimahri wonder....
Kimahri brain hurt now.
*- In Silver neko's The Life Story of Kimahri, Kimahri tells us about how he colors in his coloring book when Seymour talks. Thats just a reference to it :)