Kimahri on NüMetal

~Heh..yeah, SOME nü metal is alright..but..just admit, most of it sucks.

Kimahri no lie, Kimahri like music. NüMetal, Kimahri despise. Human wonder why? Ronso no like NüMetal.

Human tell Kimahri that NüMetal is "Shiz-nah" Whatever that is. Kimahri decide listen Tidus headphones. Kimahri not like what hear. Kimahri not understand what saying. Kimahri get headache from poorly played instruments. Kimahri wince at memory.

Kimahri steal Auron headphones. Kimahri relieved, good music play. Kimahri dance like Yuna at Sending. Rikku giggle and join Kimahri. Kimahri happy.

Auron angry and smack Kimahri. Oops, Kimahri sorry. Rather be hit by Auron than listen Tidus headphones.

Kimahri meet James Hetfield. Kimahri jump with joy. Kimahri join James band and jam. Whee, Kimahri have fun!

Jimmy Page tap Kimahri shoulder. Kimahri bow. Jimmy headed to Farplane, see John Bonham. Yay for Kimahri. Jimmy Page legendary man.

Kimahri hear laugh and turn around. Kimahri bow, Ozzy Osbourne here. Yay for Kimahri. Kimahri wonder why rock Maesters appear to greet Kimahri and gang? Oh well, Kimahri happy.

Kimahri and gang start own band. Band have Ozzy Osbourne, Jimmy Page, and James Hetfield. Kimahri play drums. Rikku like music. Auron dance. Ha, Auron dance. Kimahri giggle.

So, Kimahri and gang jam out at Guado village. Wake Guado, Guado angry. Kimahri glad. Ozzy bite off Seymour head. Kimahri cackle evily.

~sorry, this chappie kinda sucks. I ran out of ideas...got any? feel free to say so!