Kimahri on Pop Tarts
Kimahri like Pop Tarts. Pop Tart easy to make. Kimahri tell how make.
1. Take out of Package
2. Put in toaster
3. Wait til toaster smoke
er wait, Kimahri say, remember to push down lever. It not smoke unless done.
Pop Tart come in many flavors. Kimahri like chocolate Pop Tarts. Thinking about it make Kimahri drool.
Kimahri learned of Pop Tart in Gagazet. Ronso make Pop Tart-like Pastry. Ronso pastry have meat of fiend inside, unlike Pop Tart. If Kimahri want that, Kimahri get Hot Pocket. That bring Kimahri to 'nother point. Kimahri hate Toaster Strudel. Toaster Strudel come in weird flavors, and nasty, like Zell hygeine. Poor Kimahri put up with Zell hygiene at Calm Festival. Kimahri smell from Gagazet, from Calm Lands! Kimahri think Zell disgrace.
Kimahri eating Pop Tart now. Kimahri steal from Auron. Kimahri giggle. Now Auron won't have food.
Damn, Kimahri plan foiled. Kimahri give Pop Tart back to Auron. Kimahri sigh.
Now Kimahri will describe perfect Pop Tart:
Kimahri think Pop Tart should have fiend blood as frosting. French Onion dip shall be filling. Mmmm...Kimahri drool. Wonder where word French come from? Kimahri think it type of onion. What an onion? Kimahri guess self will never know. Kimahri put Kimahri Flavor Pop Tart in toaster. Now, Kimahri enjoy.
Kimahri done. Kimahri think it so good, that Kimahri should start own cooking show. Sounds like tons of Ronso fun. Best of all, Kimahri get to wear white mushroom, and long loin cloth. Kimahri picture self. Kimahri cook Ronso delecasies. Kimahri spell big word. Yay for Kimahri.
Kimahri see it now. Kimahri say "Bam" When throwing in leaves and dust. Kimahri then stir substance and lick paws. MMmmm...Making Kimahri hungry. Kimahri then pour bottled stuff into substance. Kimahri take drink. Kinahri gag, it..it...Let Kimahri read label. Dish Soup? Kimahri wonder what that is. Kimahri have idea, so Kimahri put dishes inside pot. Kimahri say "Bam". There. Now, Kimahri call new food Dish Soup, like bottle say.
Kimahri gasp, there white foamy stuff! Kimahri wonder if Kimahri let something slip in pot? Kimahri look around in fear.
Lulu come, Kimahri happy. Lulu scold Kimahri. Lulu jabber about messing up her valuble china. Kimahri wonder, is china another word for brain? Lulu yelling at Kimahri, has messed up brain. Now Lulu point Dish Soup bottle in face. Lulu say Kimahri clean up mess. Kimahri begin cleaning up mess. So much for cooking show Host. Kimahri dream crushed.
~~aww, what will happen to Kimahri? Will he give up being a cooking show host? hmm..thats something we'll never know. hehe. Oh, and Zell (a char i loathe) is from FFVIII. oh..and since kimahri cant read, the twist in this chappie was he thought it said "dish soup" instead of "dish soap" hehe
Kimahri like Pop Tarts. Pop Tart easy to make. Kimahri tell how make.
1. Take out of Package
2. Put in toaster
3. Wait til toaster smoke
er wait, Kimahri say, remember to push down lever. It not smoke unless done.
Pop Tart come in many flavors. Kimahri like chocolate Pop Tarts. Thinking about it make Kimahri drool.
Kimahri learned of Pop Tart in Gagazet. Ronso make Pop Tart-like Pastry. Ronso pastry have meat of fiend inside, unlike Pop Tart. If Kimahri want that, Kimahri get Hot Pocket. That bring Kimahri to 'nother point. Kimahri hate Toaster Strudel. Toaster Strudel come in weird flavors, and nasty, like Zell hygeine. Poor Kimahri put up with Zell hygiene at Calm Festival. Kimahri smell from Gagazet, from Calm Lands! Kimahri think Zell disgrace.
Kimahri eating Pop Tart now. Kimahri steal from Auron. Kimahri giggle. Now Auron won't have food.
Damn, Kimahri plan foiled. Kimahri give Pop Tart back to Auron. Kimahri sigh.
Now Kimahri will describe perfect Pop Tart:
Kimahri think Pop Tart should have fiend blood as frosting. French Onion dip shall be filling. Mmmm...Kimahri drool. Wonder where word French come from? Kimahri think it type of onion. What an onion? Kimahri guess self will never know. Kimahri put Kimahri Flavor Pop Tart in toaster. Now, Kimahri enjoy.
Kimahri done. Kimahri think it so good, that Kimahri should start own cooking show. Sounds like tons of Ronso fun. Best of all, Kimahri get to wear white mushroom, and long loin cloth. Kimahri picture self. Kimahri cook Ronso delecasies. Kimahri spell big word. Yay for Kimahri.
Kimahri see it now. Kimahri say "Bam" When throwing in leaves and dust. Kimahri then stir substance and lick paws. MMmmm...Making Kimahri hungry. Kimahri then pour bottled stuff into substance. Kimahri take drink. Kinahri gag, it..it...Let Kimahri read label. Dish Soup? Kimahri wonder what that is. Kimahri have idea, so Kimahri put dishes inside pot. Kimahri say "Bam". There. Now, Kimahri call new food Dish Soup, like bottle say.
Kimahri gasp, there white foamy stuff! Kimahri wonder if Kimahri let something slip in pot? Kimahri look around in fear.
Lulu come, Kimahri happy. Lulu scold Kimahri. Lulu jabber about messing up her valuble china. Kimahri wonder, is china another word for brain? Lulu yelling at Kimahri, has messed up brain. Now Lulu point Dish Soup bottle in face. Lulu say Kimahri clean up mess. Kimahri begin cleaning up mess. So much for cooking show Host. Kimahri dream crushed.
~~aww, what will happen to Kimahri? Will he give up being a cooking show host? hmm..thats something we'll never know. hehe. Oh, and Zell (a char i loathe) is from FFVIII. oh..and since kimahri cant read, the twist in this chappie was he thought it said "dish soup" instead of "dish soap" hehe