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Kimahri on Golf
Kimahri see golf one time. Quirky Rikku granpa play. Golf boring. Human swing metal rod at white ball. Kimahri wonder if could be used as Summoning staff? Quirky Rikku granpa ramble about how golf is good for self. What do? Get Arthritis? Thats what Kimahri thought.
When ball get hit by rod, everything must be quiet. Kimahri think they hunting rabbits. Kimahri see bag with rod. Rod have furry thing on them. Kimahri not know they grow fur coat!
Kimahri then get hit by forbidden machina.. Old human drive wrecklessly on field, all for white ball. Why must human be so ignorant?
Kimahri see human angry for hitting white ball in sand. Tiger Wood kick and scream about it. Kimahri giggle, human so ignorant.
Kimahri enjoy Kimahri flavor Pop Tart while watching human hit ball into hole. Remind Kimahri of Ronso ritual. Kimahri giggle.
Why must human make ball go in eighteen holes? Kimahri think that take too long, so Kimahri take coloring book and crayons on adventure with Quirky Rikku granpa.
Quirky Rikku granpa, Kimahri just call 'granpa' for now, and Kimahri go out to 'green'. Green? Kimahri think it all green..so why is that any different? Kimahri sigh, isn't comming out of golfing adventure alive.
So, granpa put ball down on stick. Then, granpa swing rod, holding hand over forehead. Kimahri hate when people do that. Granpa curse, he miss hole. Hahaha. Kimahri think funny.
Kimahri mindlessly color outside lines of picture of Ronso blitzball player while granpa swing and miss hole. Kimahri giggle. Haha. Ronso now have human mustache.
Granpa now let Kimahri drive forbidden machina. Kimahri get evil thoughts. Oh, Kimahri must push pedal. Pedal? What is pedal? Kimahri wonder. "Quirky Rikku granpa, what is pedal, and what is 'drive'??" granpa just look at Kimahri. Kimahri sigh. Will figure out by self. Kimahri push down lever with foot. VROOM! Machina go fast on 'green'. Granpa say, "stop here", so Kimahri stop here. Oops! Kimahri's bad, Kimahri forgot brake button. Oh well. No need for forbidden machina anyway.
Kimahri get out coloring book while granpa swing at ball. Kimahri see ball go far, but land in sand. Remind Kimahri of Bikanel Island. Kimahri shiver, Kimahri remember getting sucked into sandworm belly. It wasn't very good Ronso experience.
Oops! Kimahri mess up on Seymour hair. Oh well, Kimahri no care.
"Come here you uh, blue thing!" granpa tell Kimahri. Kimahri come. "I'm going to teach you how to play" Why must Kimahri be plagued? Kimahri sigh and grab rod. Kimahri not mean't to be perverted. Granpa demonstrate "proper golfer position" Kimahri watch. Granpa look funny. Remind Kimahri of Rikku in Thunder Plain. Why must Kimahri swing rod at ball? Kimahri use it as shiny new lance. Kimahri beat fiend with rod. Er, Kimahri not meant to be perverted.
Kimahri swing rod at white ball on stick. Kimahri shoots....Kimahri scores! Kimahri laugh. Haha, how come Ronso make goal when granpa cannot? Kimahri wonder what point of golf?
Kimahri has an answer for meaning of golf: For old human to have boring fun with sticks, rods, balls and holes. Kimahri meant to be perverted that time. Kimahri giggle.
Kimahri on Golf
Kimahri see golf one time. Quirky Rikku granpa play. Golf boring. Human swing metal rod at white ball. Kimahri wonder if could be used as Summoning staff? Quirky Rikku granpa ramble about how golf is good for self. What do? Get Arthritis? Thats what Kimahri thought.
When ball get hit by rod, everything must be quiet. Kimahri think they hunting rabbits. Kimahri see bag with rod. Rod have furry thing on them. Kimahri not know they grow fur coat!
Kimahri then get hit by forbidden machina.. Old human drive wrecklessly on field, all for white ball. Why must human be so ignorant?
Kimahri see human angry for hitting white ball in sand. Tiger Wood kick and scream about it. Kimahri giggle, human so ignorant.
Kimahri enjoy Kimahri flavor Pop Tart while watching human hit ball into hole. Remind Kimahri of Ronso ritual. Kimahri giggle.
Why must human make ball go in eighteen holes? Kimahri think that take too long, so Kimahri take coloring book and crayons on adventure with Quirky Rikku granpa.
Quirky Rikku granpa, Kimahri just call 'granpa' for now, and Kimahri go out to 'green'. Green? Kimahri think it all green..so why is that any different? Kimahri sigh, isn't comming out of golfing adventure alive.
So, granpa put ball down on stick. Then, granpa swing rod, holding hand over forehead. Kimahri hate when people do that. Granpa curse, he miss hole. Hahaha. Kimahri think funny.
Kimahri mindlessly color outside lines of picture of Ronso blitzball player while granpa swing and miss hole. Kimahri giggle. Haha. Ronso now have human mustache.
Granpa now let Kimahri drive forbidden machina. Kimahri get evil thoughts. Oh, Kimahri must push pedal. Pedal? What is pedal? Kimahri wonder. "Quirky Rikku granpa, what is pedal, and what is 'drive'??" granpa just look at Kimahri. Kimahri sigh. Will figure out by self. Kimahri push down lever with foot. VROOM! Machina go fast on 'green'. Granpa say, "stop here", so Kimahri stop here. Oops! Kimahri's bad, Kimahri forgot brake button. Oh well. No need for forbidden machina anyway.
Kimahri get out coloring book while granpa swing at ball. Kimahri see ball go far, but land in sand. Remind Kimahri of Bikanel Island. Kimahri shiver, Kimahri remember getting sucked into sandworm belly. It wasn't very good Ronso experience.
Oops! Kimahri mess up on Seymour hair. Oh well, Kimahri no care.
"Come here you uh, blue thing!" granpa tell Kimahri. Kimahri come. "I'm going to teach you how to play" Why must Kimahri be plagued? Kimahri sigh and grab rod. Kimahri not mean't to be perverted. Granpa demonstrate "proper golfer position" Kimahri watch. Granpa look funny. Remind Kimahri of Rikku in Thunder Plain. Why must Kimahri swing rod at ball? Kimahri use it as shiny new lance. Kimahri beat fiend with rod. Er, Kimahri not meant to be perverted.
Kimahri swing rod at white ball on stick. Kimahri shoots....Kimahri scores! Kimahri laugh. Haha, how come Ronso make goal when granpa cannot? Kimahri wonder what point of golf?
Kimahri has an answer for meaning of golf: For old human to have boring fun with sticks, rods, balls and holes. Kimahri meant to be perverted that time. Kimahri giggle.