Kimahri on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Kimahri go on Star Ship Enterprise one time. Lady with blonde hair, big lips talk to Kimahri. She have blue speedo. She ramble about big words Kimahri no understand. She poke chest and talk to it. She say number. Whoa, Kimahri hear male voice from chest. This disturbed Kimahri.
Brown human come, he wear yellow speedo. He have big bumpy forehead. He say his name "Wark," Like Chocobo. Haha, Kimahri giggle. Wark talk to Kimahri. Wark ask Kimahri if Kimahri "Cling-on" Kimahri not turd. Kimahri sigh.
Wark poke chest and say number. Male voice come from chest. Kimahri wonder what poking? Hmm...Kimahri wish self brought coloring book.
Pale bald male come, he wear red speedo. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri picture Auron in speedo. Pale bald man say name is "Cap'n Crunch" Er wait, Kimahri hungry. He no say that, but since Kimahri not listen, will call him "Cap'n" for now.
Cap'n poke chest and say "number one report to deck" so, Kimahri wonder if name *really* Number One? Oh well, Kimahri call him Number One.
Human with yellow face and eyes appear, named "Daddy"....? er, Kimahri don't think name is Daddy, but that what Kimahri call him. Daddy say he never seen Ronso before. Kimahri giggle. "Kimahri not cling-on." Daddy surprised Kimahri talk.
Kimahri assume guy with mane growing on chin Number One. Kimahri giggle, never seen human with mane on chin.
Meanwhile, Kimahri look at surrounding while group of colored Speedo's chatter about things Kimahri never heard of. Kimahri see bunches of plastic stuff and blinking lights.
Kimahri jolt from daydream. "Computer.." Say Number One, then room beep. This spook Kimahri. Kimahri get spear. Daddy make room blink red. OOOOO...pretty red. Kimahri drop spear.
Room stop blinking and Kimahri imagine scribbling all over Seymour. Wark growl. Wark say something about Hollow deck. Kimahri not ask what this are.
Cap'n ask Kimahri what name is. Kimahri say, "Kimahri, Guardian of Summoner Yuna." Daddy say there no such thing as Summoner or Yuna. This anger Kimahri. "Kimahri come from Gagazet. Kimahri from Spira." Kimahri growl. Wark growl back, Kimahri know jelousy when see it. Daddy then say Gagazet not exsist. Kimahri say, "Kimahri is Ronso." Daddy say no such thing. Kimahri attack Daddy. Wark jump on Kimahri. Kimahri sad and beat over head with spear. Kimahri have fun.
Lady in blue spandex ,long dark afro and huge nose come, and yell at Kimahri with accent. Kimahri giggle, Lady sound funny. Kimahri think she have lisp.
Lady say Kimahri can make Spira appear in Hollow Deck. Kimahri follow Lady. Kimahri afraid deck be hollow, but it not. Kimahri enter big square room with orange lines. Kimahri think pretty.
Lady poke fingers on wall with buttons. Lady put thing on Kimahri head. Lady say that Kimahri think what Spira look like. Kimahri do, and Djose Temple appear, complete with monkey Kimahri hate. Lady think cute. Kimahri poke "gently" with spear. Lady complain to Kimahri that red wont come out spandex. Kimahri giggle like Auron would on Red Bull*.
Kimahri want coloring book now. Oww! Kimahri hit. Coloring book fall from sky. Yay for Kimahri. Hollow Deck awsome.
Kimahri imagine Tidus. Tidus appear. Kimahri attack and kill whiney brat. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri happy.
Kimahri imagine fried Chocobo. Kimahri get 15-piece family meal. Kentucky Fried Chocobo are Ronso delecasy.
After Kimahri have super-fun Summoner adventure with Lady Yunalesca before dead, Kimahri wake up from horible dream. Kimahri miss Wark, Daddy, Cap'n and Number One, but Kimahri glad Kimahri wake.
Because Kimahri wake beside Yuna.
Kimahri joke, Kimahri still in Hollow Deck.
Kimahri giggle.
~A/N: Hehehe, I just had to write something making fun of TNG. Yes, i know the correct naming of everything here: Counselor Troi, Cap'n Jean Luc Picard, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Worf the Klingon, Data the android, Captain William Riker, and Holodeck. So, dont put in reviews saying I dont have names right. Remember, this is from Kimahri's point of view. :)
Disclaimer: No i dont own star trek or Kimahri.
*- This was a reference to Time to Dance by Chibi Selphie Kudou.
Kimahri go on Star Ship Enterprise one time. Lady with blonde hair, big lips talk to Kimahri. She have blue speedo. She ramble about big words Kimahri no understand. She poke chest and talk to it. She say number. Whoa, Kimahri hear male voice from chest. This disturbed Kimahri.
Brown human come, he wear yellow speedo. He have big bumpy forehead. He say his name "Wark," Like Chocobo. Haha, Kimahri giggle. Wark talk to Kimahri. Wark ask Kimahri if Kimahri "Cling-on" Kimahri not turd. Kimahri sigh.
Wark poke chest and say number. Male voice come from chest. Kimahri wonder what poking? Hmm...Kimahri wish self brought coloring book.
Pale bald male come, he wear red speedo. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri picture Auron in speedo. Pale bald man say name is "Cap'n Crunch" Er wait, Kimahri hungry. He no say that, but since Kimahri not listen, will call him "Cap'n" for now.
Cap'n poke chest and say "number one report to deck" so, Kimahri wonder if name *really* Number One? Oh well, Kimahri call him Number One.
Human with yellow face and eyes appear, named "Daddy"....? er, Kimahri don't think name is Daddy, but that what Kimahri call him. Daddy say he never seen Ronso before. Kimahri giggle. "Kimahri not cling-on." Daddy surprised Kimahri talk.
Kimahri assume guy with mane growing on chin Number One. Kimahri giggle, never seen human with mane on chin.
Meanwhile, Kimahri look at surrounding while group of colored Speedo's chatter about things Kimahri never heard of. Kimahri see bunches of plastic stuff and blinking lights.
Kimahri jolt from daydream. "Computer.." Say Number One, then room beep. This spook Kimahri. Kimahri get spear. Daddy make room blink red. OOOOO...pretty red. Kimahri drop spear.
Room stop blinking and Kimahri imagine scribbling all over Seymour. Wark growl. Wark say something about Hollow deck. Kimahri not ask what this are.
Cap'n ask Kimahri what name is. Kimahri say, "Kimahri, Guardian of Summoner Yuna." Daddy say there no such thing as Summoner or Yuna. This anger Kimahri. "Kimahri come from Gagazet. Kimahri from Spira." Kimahri growl. Wark growl back, Kimahri know jelousy when see it. Daddy then say Gagazet not exsist. Kimahri say, "Kimahri is Ronso." Daddy say no such thing. Kimahri attack Daddy. Wark jump on Kimahri. Kimahri sad and beat over head with spear. Kimahri have fun.
Lady in blue spandex ,long dark afro and huge nose come, and yell at Kimahri with accent. Kimahri giggle, Lady sound funny. Kimahri think she have lisp.
Lady say Kimahri can make Spira appear in Hollow Deck. Kimahri follow Lady. Kimahri afraid deck be hollow, but it not. Kimahri enter big square room with orange lines. Kimahri think pretty.
Lady poke fingers on wall with buttons. Lady put thing on Kimahri head. Lady say that Kimahri think what Spira look like. Kimahri do, and Djose Temple appear, complete with monkey Kimahri hate. Lady think cute. Kimahri poke "gently" with spear. Lady complain to Kimahri that red wont come out spandex. Kimahri giggle like Auron would on Red Bull*.
Kimahri want coloring book now. Oww! Kimahri hit. Coloring book fall from sky. Yay for Kimahri. Hollow Deck awsome.
Kimahri imagine Tidus. Tidus appear. Kimahri attack and kill whiney brat. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri happy.
Kimahri imagine fried Chocobo. Kimahri get 15-piece family meal. Kentucky Fried Chocobo are Ronso delecasy.
After Kimahri have super-fun Summoner adventure with Lady Yunalesca before dead, Kimahri wake up from horible dream. Kimahri miss Wark, Daddy, Cap'n and Number One, but Kimahri glad Kimahri wake.
Because Kimahri wake beside Yuna.
Kimahri joke, Kimahri still in Hollow Deck.
Kimahri giggle.
~A/N: Hehehe, I just had to write something making fun of TNG. Yes, i know the correct naming of everything here: Counselor Troi, Cap'n Jean Luc Picard, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Worf the Klingon, Data the android, Captain William Riker, and Holodeck. So, dont put in reviews saying I dont have names right. Remember, this is from Kimahri's point of view. :)
Disclaimer: No i dont own star trek or Kimahri.
*- This was a reference to Time to Dance by Chibi Selphie Kudou.