Kimahri on School

Kimahri hate school rules. Kimahri sick of hearing Quirky Rikku complain. She tell Kimahri about getting kicked out of school for shorts. She wear innocent shorts, and school say must be as long as dollar. What kind of dollar? What about gil? Gil is coins, Kimahri think. Kimahri kill Quirky Rikku if don't stop complaining to Kimahri.

She also tell Kimahri no CD Player allowed. She say at old school, principal didn't give a Ronso if she bring CD Player or wear same shorts. But no, Quirky Rikku get CD Player taken from her. She mad and attack Kimahri.

Kimahri go to school. School say Kimahri shorts too short. Now Kimahri mad. Kimahri beat over head with coloring book.

Lunchtime, Kimahri happy. Kimahri smile fade soon. School serve gruel. Kimahri try read Oliver Twist so Kimahri know. School only give one food choice, and no leave grounds for real meal. Kimahri mad, because kid old enough to leave. Quirky Rikku say town so small, that no where to go anyway. She say it "High School" Kimahri guess because kids tall.

Kimahri take Quirky Rikku to class. Kimahri sit at small cramped desk and listen to teacher jabber about fish and cattle. Whee, no work! To keep teacher going, Quirky Rikku ask teacher about rodeo. Teacher continue jabbering, Quirky Rikku get no work. Yay for Kimahri. This repeat for all seven periods.

In last period, Kimahri enjoy sitting and typing on computer. Quirky Rikku flirt with male humans. Kimahri then enjoy movies and bottled water. Class called "Computer Desktop Repair." Kimahri say translation is: "Sit and Do Nothing, Ever. Teacher say she not like teach, so kid play Solitare" class. Kimahri think this school boring.

School is full of redneck humans. At least that what Quirky Rikku say. Quirky Rikku tell Kimahri that kid perverted and immature. Quirky Rikku draw Ifrit for art show. Kid say Quirky Rikku satanic, Ifrit is of devil. Blargh, Kimahri not know what is, so Kimahri say it not. Kid draw Swashtica and rebel flag. Kimahri and Quirky Rikku think this dumb.

Stupid Rednecks. Kimahri stab foot with spear now.

Kimahri need coloring book, to stab Seymour's head with pencil.

~A/N: so i ran out of ideas again. this chapter was just about...my school. the whole shorts thing really happened this morning. pissed me off. i dont wear skimpy/skanky clothes, and those shorts were really long. My principal is a dickhead. 'nuff said.

Sorry if the whole Kimahri story is losing its flavor, but im just running out of ideas. Got any? Run 'em by me!

Also I'm planning on writing a Kimahri version of Dear Abby. If you need 'advice', EMAIL your question because they might get mad at me for "using the review thing as a messageboard" *sighs*