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"Kagome, Miroku. Where are ya'll at?"

"Inu-Yasha, I don't think that they can hear us."

"Ya think. Now shut-up I am trying to listen for them. Hmm no sound but Kagome's scent is strong. C'mon this way!!!"

"Inu-Yasha slow down. I can't keep up with you much longer."

Just then Inu-Yasha ran smack into Kagome causing her to fall on the ground."

INU-YASHA! SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING NEXT TIME!! DAMN ARE YOU TRYIN TO KILL ME OR SOMTHIN?"

"Kagome, I am really sorry." then Inu-Yasha bent down to help her up.

"Thanks Inu-Yasha."

"Your welcome Kagome."

"Inu-Yasha where is Miroku? I need to talk to him and Sango needs to talk to you."

"Miroku is back there. I'll go get him." Two seconds later Inu-Yasha had Miroku right in front of Kagome. "Here you go Kagome. And it's a good thing because I need to talk to Sango anyways."

"Aiight. Bye Inu-Yasha."

"Bye Kagome. See ya soon. I Love you Kagome."

"I love you too Inu-Yasha." He reached in towards her and received a short but sweet kiss. Then Kagome and Miroku walked off towards the hut and Sango and Inu-Yasha walked off towards Inu-Yasha Forest.

"Ok Sango what did you need? Cause afterwards I need to talk to you about Miroku."

"Inu-Yasha, did your lips go numb last night when you were kissing?"

"Hell ya they were so damn numb it wasn't even funny. I wasn't gonna say anything to Kagome because it was kind of embarrassing. Anyways, why do you ask?"

"Well I was talking to Kagome and she had said that her lips went numb and she didn't know why. So what did you have to talk to me about?"

"Well Miroku's did the same as mine and Kagome's did and he was wondering why. I told him I didn't know. So is it true that you asked Miroku to take a bath with you in the hot springs when we were gone?"

There were a couple moments of silence before there was an answer. "Well..."

"Well what Sango. Aw hell Na' it is true isn't it?"

"Well... Ya..."

"What the fuck was you thinking? He is a fucking leachous monk that only wanted a piece of ass!"

"No he isn't and I would appreciate you not say that you fucking half-breed!!!"

"Oh I'm sorry Sango. I didn't mean to offend you. Please don't tell Miroku I told you. He would be pissed off at me and tell Kagome something I said. So did you fuck him too?"

"Well..."

"You did, didn't you."

"Ya. And he wasn't actually that bad. Amazing ain't it? Someone so leachous can be so kind and sweet and romantic and good in bed."

Just then Inu-Yasha's jaw dropped so far down it looked like a stair from the ground to his mouth.

"Sango that was way too much fucking information!"

Sango just stood there with a blush across her face. "Sorry Inu-Yasha I didn't mean to say that."

"Hey why don't we go to Inu-Yasha Forest?"

"Ok. We can talk more there."

Miroku and Kagome

"Kagome, I have to talk to you ok?"

"Sure no problem Miroku because I have to talk to you too."

"Alright. You know how last night you and Inu-Yasha were, well, you know?"

"Ya what about it?"

"After the two of you got done kissing did your lips go numb?"

"Ya but I wasn't wanting to say anything to him because they have never done that and it was freaky."

"Oh ok that is the same exact thing that he had said. He didn't want you to feel like you are a bad kisser or anything."

"Oh thank you so much for telling me Miroku. Now I know it wasn't me or him that it was the both of us and that it is definitely true love."

"Wait Kagome, did you just say true love?"

"Ya I did. Why?"

"Well when Sango and I were kissing my lips did the same. Did she tell you whether hers did or not?"

"As a matter of fact they did. That is why she wanted me to talk to you while she talked to Inu-Yasha."

"Hmm. What a coincidence. Inu-Yasha wanted me to talk to you while he talked to Sango. He didn't want tot feel embarrassed."

"Ohh, ok. Hey it's about time to go rope our mates."

Just then a huge grin formed across Miroku face. "Did you just say 'grope our mates' Kagome?" He started to walk up to Kagome. The grin on his face kept getting wider and wider.

Not realizing what he meant at first then something hit her. He was talking about grabbing asses again. "No MIROKU! I said go rope them not grope them. You are a sick twisted son-of-a-bitch!" A rage of fury had come over Kagome. She then started to chase after him. "COME BACK HERE YOU LEACHOUS MONK. YOU ARE JUST NOW GETTING ALONG WITH SANGO AND YOU GO TALKING ABOUT GROPING ASS. HOW DARE YOU!!"

"Wait Inu-Yasha, I think I hear something."

"It's Kagome. I think she is after Miroku again. I'm going to go get her before she makes minced meat outta him. And trust me she will do it."

"I think I know this Inu-Yasha. Just hurry up and go catch them."

"Be back in a flash." Just then he took off and was back in two seconds with Miroku in one arm and Kagome in the other. "Now he is all yours Sango. Have plenty of fun."

"Oh I will. Miroku what did you do?"

"Nothing. I swear."

"Kagome, what did he do?

"Well we had just finished talking about true love and after that I said it's about time to go rope our mates and the first thing he did was get his perverted grin on and said did you say grope our mates. Then he started walking closes and closer to me. I knew what he was thinking."

"Miroku is this true?"

"I love you Sango."

"Miroku!"

"Yes my love. I was just messing around with Kagome. I didn't think she would take it seriously. Honestly I really didn't."

"Well I kind of, but not completely, believe the part of you messing around with Kagome. But you dumbass monk you should know by now that she takes shit like that seriously. One of these days you are going to grope the wrong ass and get the shit beat out of you. Now you have to apologize to Kagome and do as she likes for a week."

"What that is totally unfair Sango."

"Miroku, I decide what is fair and what is unfair. And you should know that by now. Got it?"

"Yes my dear. Now what are all the details for this 'week of misery'?"

"Whatever she tells you to do, do it. The boundaries are no one can get hurt, emotionally or physically, not everything can be done by him, and definitely don't let him be the one to go to the market because if he does more trouble will arrive. Agreed?"

"Yes." Kagome and Miroku both said it in unison.

"Now Miroku do you have anything to say to Kagome?"

"I'm really sorry Kagome. I just didn't think that you would take it seriously."

"I forgive you Miroku." Then he gave Kagome a quick friendship hug.

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