Kimahri on Infomercials
I got this idea from Grandmaster Rumi-chan, so go read her fics! NOW! Especially her Final Fantasy VII Sitcom!
One day, Kimahri and Quirky Rikku curl up on couch and push button on black bar. Silver box turn on and human show on screen. Female human say in loud voice "So what does this do?!" and male human push trigger and liquid escape. This scare Kimahri. Male human squirt substance on counter. Brown substance dissappear off of counter. This amaze Kimahri. Kimahri wonder if substance work on Kimahri butt?
Quirky Rikku fall asleep. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri push button on black bar. Kimahri see clock, it 4 in morning. Kimahri watch more of silver box.
Now female human have big machina. Male human ask what this do. Female human turn on machina and push it on ground. Kimahri wonder, why doing this? It make human look like idiot. Noise of machina anger Kimahri like Garik when Garik say Kimahri no elder. Kimahri push button on black bar again.
Kimahri stare in discust. Kimahri see bare chested male human. He have silver stick. He push silver stick over chest, and hair dissappear! Now Kimahri see silver stick stuck up lady nose. Pick Kimahri a winner! Now silver stick rubbing between female legs. Kimahri wonder if thats what its for?
Now Kimahri watch cooking show. Kimahri remember when Kimahri dreamed of being on cooking show. Kimahri glad didn't, because this show bore Kimahri. It have two fat ladies with voices that annoy Kimahri. Kimahri sigh. Doesn't know how to turn off silver box. Why must Kimahri be plagued?
Sorry if this chappie is a little dry .
I got this idea from Grandmaster Rumi-chan, so go read her fics! NOW! Especially her Final Fantasy VII Sitcom!
One day, Kimahri and Quirky Rikku curl up on couch and push button on black bar. Silver box turn on and human show on screen. Female human say in loud voice "So what does this do?!" and male human push trigger and liquid escape. This scare Kimahri. Male human squirt substance on counter. Brown substance dissappear off of counter. This amaze Kimahri. Kimahri wonder if substance work on Kimahri butt?
Quirky Rikku fall asleep. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri push button on black bar. Kimahri see clock, it 4 in morning. Kimahri watch more of silver box.
Now female human have big machina. Male human ask what this do. Female human turn on machina and push it on ground. Kimahri wonder, why doing this? It make human look like idiot. Noise of machina anger Kimahri like Garik when Garik say Kimahri no elder. Kimahri push button on black bar again.
Kimahri stare in discust. Kimahri see bare chested male human. He have silver stick. He push silver stick over chest, and hair dissappear! Now Kimahri see silver stick stuck up lady nose. Pick Kimahri a winner! Now silver stick rubbing between female legs. Kimahri wonder if thats what its for?
Now Kimahri watch cooking show. Kimahri remember when Kimahri dreamed of being on cooking show. Kimahri glad didn't, because this show bore Kimahri. It have two fat ladies with voices that annoy Kimahri. Kimahri sigh. Doesn't know how to turn off silver box. Why must Kimahri be plagued?
Sorry if this chappie is a little dry .