Kimarhi On American Pop Culture
Kimahri think American Pop Culture is scary. Kimahri's other friend Le... Let... Something. She says to call her Ishie. So Kimahri call her Ishie. Ishie think American Pop Culture is scary too. Kimahri was with Letse... Ishie one day. Ishie like to watch VH1 and MTV and MTV2. Why two MTV's and one VH? Kimahri ask Ishie. Ishie not know.
Ishie turn on VH1. Says Top 20 Count down is on. Kimahri wonder what this is. Ishie say is cool music videos. Rachel Perry come on. Ishie say Rachel Perry is ditzy. Kimahri ask what is ditzy. Ishie say is like Jessica Simpson. Kimahri continue ask. Ishie say Jessica Simpson is blonde bombshell. Kimahri wonder if Jessica Simpson explode because bomb. Ishie laugh at Kimahri. Why? Rachel Perry say Britney Spears is at number fifteen. Ishie laugh and say she deserve it. Why?
Kimahri watch music video. Ishie say is called Everytime. Britney Spears goes in bathroom. Why we watch this? Britney Spears throw stuff at mirror. Kimahri think this is funny. Britney Spears go in bath water. Why we watch this? Kimahri want to know. Ishie say is American Pop Culture, deal with it. Kimahri think this is like Boy Bands. Ishie say Britney Spears come from Boy Band era. Say Britney Spears go out with afro man who look sorta like Tidus. Wait. Man who was breaking furniture in music video come in bathroom. Kimahri wonder if he know Britney Spears is in bath water? Kimahri thinks he does because he goes to Britney Spears. And pulls her out of water. Why she not breathe? Ishie call it suicide. Say is what Britney Spears will probably do when realize no one like her. Kimahri shrug.
Kimahri see bunny with funny hair. Ishie say this song called Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows. What's a crow? And why count them? Bunny sings song. Kimahri has seen stranger sight, but still think bunny is strange. The crow counting band is at number fourteen. Next video is All at Sea but Ishie don't seem interested. Kimahri wonder why. Ishie say she don't like the song. Kimahri ask why. Ishie say if Kimahri ask why again she beat Kimahri with plushies. Kimahri don't want this.
Kimahri see next video, by Finger Eleven. Why want eleven fingers? Ishie roll eyes and say band name. Kimahri think she not want to beat Kimahri. But not decide to ask. Then song called Happy Ending come on. By a girl who name sound like anvil. Kimahri wonder why name human pup Anvil. Ishie seem mad. Kimahri stop. More songs come and Ishie sing some. Kimahri plug ears. Ishie seem hurt. Ishie hit Kimahri with a plushie. Of Kimahri. Kimahri squeal like fangirl. Kimahri not know there plushies of Kimahri. Kimahri want one.
Ishie jump up when song called Roses come on. Kimahri think Ishie dance funny. Ishie hit Kimahri with another plushie. This time of Lulu. Kimahri want. Kimahri want to know why song "Roses" about shit stanking. Ishie not know. But say Ishie like song anyway. Kimahri wonder if Caroline realize Outkast (the band) sing about her. Now song over. More songs come. Ishie say bored and change channel to MTV.
Ishie sigh loud. Say Britney Spears Live in Miami is on. Kimahri say want to see. Ishie sigh loud. Change channel. Kimahri want to know why. Change to Fuse. Kimahri not ask about this channel. Fear of being hit with Seymour plushie is great. Kimahri see girl who look like Rikku. Ishie say is Mary-Kate Olsen. Say she have to go to hospital. Kimahri ask why. Ishie say because she fell into pit of American Pop Culture. Kimahri fear American Pop Culture even more than Seymour plushie.
Kimahri see blonde girl with annoying voice. Ishie say is Hilary Duff. Say she is big teen superstar. Sort of. Ishie say she is bad actress and fake singer. Kimahri laugh. Kimahri see red hair girl. Ishie say is Lindsay Lohan. Say she is OK but had a costume malfunction. Kimahri ask what this is. Word is too big for Kimahri. Ishie say it was created at Superbowl last year. Say Justin Timberflake (afro man who look sort of like Tidus who went out with Britney Spears) was grabby and pulled off part of Janet Jackson's shirt. Ishie say was scarred for life but thought was funny. Kimahri not see why. Ishie say she is weird. Kimahri knew this already. Ishie hit Kimahri with Seymour plushie. Now Kimahri scared.
Ishie say Janet have brother. Ishie say he was King of Pop. Kimahri wonder if he can be king. Ishie show picture of King of Pop. Kimahri scream. Kimahri wonder if half guado half shoopuff or something. Kimahri never seen anything scarier. Ishie tell Kimahri of Michael Jackson (King of Pop)'s past. Kimahri is terrified. Big word. Kimahri never go to Neverland. Kimahri never want to.
Ishie say she fear she fell off topic. Kimahri say is OK. Ishie gives Kimahri plushie to Kimahri. Kimahri happy.
A/N: (From Letselina) Sorry about the serious bashing. The VH1 Top 20 Countdown list is from August 3rd, 2004. And yes, I do own plushies of the entire FFX (and ffx-2) gang. Hehe. My weapons of mass destruction. Big thanks to Quirky Rikku who let me write this for her and for writing all the other ones! w00t! HEHE!
Kimahri think American Pop Culture is scary. Kimahri's other friend Le... Let... Something. She says to call her Ishie. So Kimahri call her Ishie. Ishie think American Pop Culture is scary too. Kimahri was with Letse... Ishie one day. Ishie like to watch VH1 and MTV and MTV2. Why two MTV's and one VH? Kimahri ask Ishie. Ishie not know.
Ishie turn on VH1. Says Top 20 Count down is on. Kimahri wonder what this is. Ishie say is cool music videos. Rachel Perry come on. Ishie say Rachel Perry is ditzy. Kimahri ask what is ditzy. Ishie say is like Jessica Simpson. Kimahri continue ask. Ishie say Jessica Simpson is blonde bombshell. Kimahri wonder if Jessica Simpson explode because bomb. Ishie laugh at Kimahri. Why? Rachel Perry say Britney Spears is at number fifteen. Ishie laugh and say she deserve it. Why?
Kimahri watch music video. Ishie say is called Everytime. Britney Spears goes in bathroom. Why we watch this? Britney Spears throw stuff at mirror. Kimahri think this is funny. Britney Spears go in bath water. Why we watch this? Kimahri want to know. Ishie say is American Pop Culture, deal with it. Kimahri think this is like Boy Bands. Ishie say Britney Spears come from Boy Band era. Say Britney Spears go out with afro man who look sorta like Tidus. Wait. Man who was breaking furniture in music video come in bathroom. Kimahri wonder if he know Britney Spears is in bath water? Kimahri thinks he does because he goes to Britney Spears. And pulls her out of water. Why she not breathe? Ishie call it suicide. Say is what Britney Spears will probably do when realize no one like her. Kimahri shrug.
Kimahri see bunny with funny hair. Ishie say this song called Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows. What's a crow? And why count them? Bunny sings song. Kimahri has seen stranger sight, but still think bunny is strange. The crow counting band is at number fourteen. Next video is All at Sea but Ishie don't seem interested. Kimahri wonder why. Ishie say she don't like the song. Kimahri ask why. Ishie say if Kimahri ask why again she beat Kimahri with plushies. Kimahri don't want this.
Kimahri see next video, by Finger Eleven. Why want eleven fingers? Ishie roll eyes and say band name. Kimahri think she not want to beat Kimahri. But not decide to ask. Then song called Happy Ending come on. By a girl who name sound like anvil. Kimahri wonder why name human pup Anvil. Ishie seem mad. Kimahri stop. More songs come and Ishie sing some. Kimahri plug ears. Ishie seem hurt. Ishie hit Kimahri with a plushie. Of Kimahri. Kimahri squeal like fangirl. Kimahri not know there plushies of Kimahri. Kimahri want one.
Ishie jump up when song called Roses come on. Kimahri think Ishie dance funny. Ishie hit Kimahri with another plushie. This time of Lulu. Kimahri want. Kimahri want to know why song "Roses" about shit stanking. Ishie not know. But say Ishie like song anyway. Kimahri wonder if Caroline realize Outkast (the band) sing about her. Now song over. More songs come. Ishie say bored and change channel to MTV.
Ishie sigh loud. Say Britney Spears Live in Miami is on. Kimahri say want to see. Ishie sigh loud. Change channel. Kimahri want to know why. Change to Fuse. Kimahri not ask about this channel. Fear of being hit with Seymour plushie is great. Kimahri see girl who look like Rikku. Ishie say is Mary-Kate Olsen. Say she have to go to hospital. Kimahri ask why. Ishie say because she fell into pit of American Pop Culture. Kimahri fear American Pop Culture even more than Seymour plushie.
Kimahri see blonde girl with annoying voice. Ishie say is Hilary Duff. Say she is big teen superstar. Sort of. Ishie say she is bad actress and fake singer. Kimahri laugh. Kimahri see red hair girl. Ishie say is Lindsay Lohan. Say she is OK but had a costume malfunction. Kimahri ask what this is. Word is too big for Kimahri. Ishie say it was created at Superbowl last year. Say Justin Timberflake (afro man who look sort of like Tidus who went out with Britney Spears) was grabby and pulled off part of Janet Jackson's shirt. Ishie say was scarred for life but thought was funny. Kimahri not see why. Ishie say she is weird. Kimahri knew this already. Ishie hit Kimahri with Seymour plushie. Now Kimahri scared.
Ishie say Janet have brother. Ishie say he was King of Pop. Kimahri wonder if he can be king. Ishie show picture of King of Pop. Kimahri scream. Kimahri wonder if half guado half shoopuff or something. Kimahri never seen anything scarier. Ishie tell Kimahri of Michael Jackson (King of Pop)'s past. Kimahri is terrified. Big word. Kimahri never go to Neverland. Kimahri never want to.
Ishie say she fear she fell off topic. Kimahri say is OK. Ishie gives Kimahri plushie to Kimahri. Kimahri happy.
A/N: (From Letselina) Sorry about the serious bashing. The VH1 Top 20 Countdown list is from August 3rd, 2004. And yes, I do own plushies of the entire FFX (and ffx-2) gang. Hehe. My weapons of mass destruction. Big thanks to Quirky Rikku who let me write this for her and for writing all the other ones! w00t! HEHE!