Ok, so this is my first Chrno fic. It's supposed to be funny, so let me know if it's not.

Summary: Rosette is possessed by a poltergeist and all her inhibitions go out the window. Comedy

The demon she was tracking was unlike any she had seen before. She knew demons were mindlessly destructive, but this was ridiculous. The demon was heedlessly destroying everything in its path, no matter how large or small. It seemed as if it had lost all control of its body, or at least its consciousness, for the demon appeared dazed as it continued on its path of destruction.

Finally, after hours of following the wave of destruction that marked the demon's path, Rosette cornered it in an alleyway. The demon stood there as if confused, or simply apathetic, as to what to do next.

"Hey Chrno, I don't think I can shoot it if it is just standing there!"

Rosette looked at the demon's face, its eyes were dead and uncomprehending but, what was that? Swirl of darkness behind them?

"Be careful Rosette!" Chrno shouted from the entrance of the alleyway. "I think it may be possessed!"

"Possessed!? But it's a demon how can it..." The demon suddenly charged, cutting Rosette off mid sentence. She swung around and raised her gun to shoulder level firing twice at the oncoming monster. As she watched it disintegrate before her eyes, she noticed a dark cloud remained in its wake. The cloud abruptly surged forward and enveloped Rosette, pausing momentarily before it dispersed. Rosette threw her arms up to protect herself but to no avail. The world started to grow dim and Rosette wavered on her feet. The last thing she heard before passing out was Chrno calling her name from a great distance.

So yeah, that was really short, however it is looking like this is going to be a shorter story. Don't worry, we will get to the comedy, and a considerably larger amount of dialogue in the next chapter. Please review and tell me if the next chapter is worth putting up!