HEY EVERYONE! Ok, I have decided to drop the whole contest thing. Here's
how it went down. Elmo decided to cancel the challenge because he got food
poisoning (Everyone looks at Bakura) Bakura: What did I do?(Hides "Food
poisoning made easy" behind back) So know everyone is going to see big bird
so they can get home. I don't own anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: This is so exciting. We finally get to see big bird.
Mai: Don't pee in your pants, short stuff. We don't know what he will tell us.
Yugi: I won't pee in my pants. I've been potty trained for 3 (holds up 3 fingers) months now. Isn't that right Yami?
Yami: Of course you have Yugi. (hold Yugi but whispers to Mai) He's still been having accidents lately.
Anzu: Hey, no fair Yugi. I still wear diapers! (Eyes being to tear up)
Honda: I think that the authoress forgot to write that we've been traveling down a hallway for a while, isn't that right?
Me: I WAS GETTING TO THAT YOU ASSHOLE!
Jono: I see a pair of double doors up ahead.
Bakura: Thank you, Mr. Obvious.
Opens big doors and there, in a big nest with the smoke of incenses surrounding him was Big Bird.
Big Bird: What brings you to my holly temple of truth?
Yugi: We are trying to-
Big Bird: I know why you are here.
Jono¨ Then why did you just ask what we needed?
Big Bird: It's in the rules.
Mai: What rules?
Big Bird: These (Takes out remote control, pushes button, and a book the size of the Washington Monument appears.) Do you want me to go to where it says it in this book?
Yami: Ever heard of the readers digest version?
Big Bird: We have one as a matter of fact. (Digs into nest and pools out a book that was the size of a paper clip. BB opens to the first and only page) it says here. Read it for yourself.
Book: "I rule, therefore I can do and say anything I want."
Everyone: O_o
BB: And if you want the "For Dummies" version.
Pulls out yellow book entitled: BB's Rules for dummies.
Book:" I have the power! Get use to it"
BB: Anyway, with that out of the way, I want you to take this.
Hands map
BB: This map will lead you through different TV shows until you get back to yours. Make sure you follow the yellow dotted line. You will not go through just kid's shows, but Adult shows as well.
Bakura: You mean the shows where there are woman who dress up in only a bra and panties, and have wipes, and say, (In the voice of a seductive woman) "You've been a naughty boy, now let me give you a good spanking." And where there are a lot of "Ohhs" and"Ahhs" And where I can hear people going into orgasms?
Everyone WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Bakura: Nothing. (Covers crotch area)
BB: Good luck on your journey.
Now that they have a way to get home, will they make it? Find out soon!
Yugi: This is so exciting. We finally get to see big bird.
Mai: Don't pee in your pants, short stuff. We don't know what he will tell us.
Yugi: I won't pee in my pants. I've been potty trained for 3 (holds up 3 fingers) months now. Isn't that right Yami?
Yami: Of course you have Yugi. (hold Yugi but whispers to Mai) He's still been having accidents lately.
Anzu: Hey, no fair Yugi. I still wear diapers! (Eyes being to tear up)
Honda: I think that the authoress forgot to write that we've been traveling down a hallway for a while, isn't that right?
Me: I WAS GETTING TO THAT YOU ASSHOLE!
Jono: I see a pair of double doors up ahead.
Bakura: Thank you, Mr. Obvious.
Opens big doors and there, in a big nest with the smoke of incenses surrounding him was Big Bird.
Big Bird: What brings you to my holly temple of truth?
Yugi: We are trying to-
Big Bird: I know why you are here.
Jono¨ Then why did you just ask what we needed?
Big Bird: It's in the rules.
Mai: What rules?
Big Bird: These (Takes out remote control, pushes button, and a book the size of the Washington Monument appears.) Do you want me to go to where it says it in this book?
Yami: Ever heard of the readers digest version?
Big Bird: We have one as a matter of fact. (Digs into nest and pools out a book that was the size of a paper clip. BB opens to the first and only page) it says here. Read it for yourself.
Book: "I rule, therefore I can do and say anything I want."
Everyone: O_o
BB: And if you want the "For Dummies" version.
Pulls out yellow book entitled: BB's Rules for dummies.
Book:" I have the power! Get use to it"
BB: Anyway, with that out of the way, I want you to take this.
Hands map
BB: This map will lead you through different TV shows until you get back to yours. Make sure you follow the yellow dotted line. You will not go through just kid's shows, but Adult shows as well.
Bakura: You mean the shows where there are woman who dress up in only a bra and panties, and have wipes, and say, (In the voice of a seductive woman) "You've been a naughty boy, now let me give you a good spanking." And where there are a lot of "Ohhs" and"Ahhs" And where I can hear people going into orgasms?
Everyone WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Bakura: Nothing. (Covers crotch area)
BB: Good luck on your journey.
Now that they have a way to get home, will they make it? Find out soon!