Hi guys. I'm taking a break from the other fics for the moment until
inspiration strikes. lighting rumbles in the distance I didn't mean
strike like that!
Anyway, this is based off of the books "If you give a mouse a cookie" and "if you give a moose a muffin" and "if you give a pig a pancake." If you haven't read them, you are seriously lacking in good little kid humor.
Disclaimer: yeah, right.
Guys, this isn't a poem. In the book, every line has an illustration. Just picture these. If someone wants to draw them, I'll put the link up and be very happy.
If You Give Hanyou Ramen
If you give a hanyou ramen, he's going to want a miko to make it for him. When he sees the miko, he'll be reminded of the shards. He'll want to go off and find some more. So you'll pack up and head off to the nearest village. When he gets to the village, he'll look for any demons. Looking for demons will remind him of Naraku. He'll insist everyone hurry up so he can track Naraku down. While searching for Naraku, he'll run across a hot spring. The Miko will want to take a bath. The hayou will object, be sat, and end up grumbling in a tree. The tree will remind him of the other (evil) miko who pinned him to a tree. He'll wonder where she is. When he gets curious, he'll go looking for her. When he finds her, she'll try to take him away. When he looks at the evil miko, he'll remember the good one. He'll stomp away to find her. And when he finds her, chances are... He'll ask her to make him ramen.
So how was it? Was it really stupid or should I add another. "If you give a kitsune pocky..." Hmmm. If anyone has any ideas, send them along! Oh, and review! Huggs to all who review. watches reviewers run away wait! It was a joke!
Anyway, this is based off of the books "If you give a mouse a cookie" and "if you give a moose a muffin" and "if you give a pig a pancake." If you haven't read them, you are seriously lacking in good little kid humor.
Disclaimer: yeah, right.
Guys, this isn't a poem. In the book, every line has an illustration. Just picture these. If someone wants to draw them, I'll put the link up and be very happy.
If You Give Hanyou Ramen
If you give a hanyou ramen, he's going to want a miko to make it for him. When he sees the miko, he'll be reminded of the shards. He'll want to go off and find some more. So you'll pack up and head off to the nearest village. When he gets to the village, he'll look for any demons. Looking for demons will remind him of Naraku. He'll insist everyone hurry up so he can track Naraku down. While searching for Naraku, he'll run across a hot spring. The Miko will want to take a bath. The hayou will object, be sat, and end up grumbling in a tree. The tree will remind him of the other (evil) miko who pinned him to a tree. He'll wonder where she is. When he gets curious, he'll go looking for her. When he finds her, she'll try to take him away. When he looks at the evil miko, he'll remember the good one. He'll stomp away to find her. And when he finds her, chances are... He'll ask her to make him ramen.
So how was it? Was it really stupid or should I add another. "If you give a kitsune pocky..." Hmmm. If anyone has any ideas, send them along! Oh, and review! Huggs to all who review. watches reviewers run away wait! It was a joke!