Dragonball WW (by DS Wynne)

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. But some else does!

Note: Take place during the Android/Cell Saga. That's "saga", not SEGA!

Special Note: Sorry for the delay, but I wasn't sure if there was an interest in this fiction. Shows you what I know!

Part 2: "Calm Before the Storm"

Back at the "ranch"…

"So let me get this straight. A surge of energy within the transporter tubes resulted in Diana getting missing?"

"Indeed, Superman," said Steel, the chief "mechanic" of the famed Justice League of America. "Thankfully, there aren't any residual of the princess, otherwise-"

"We would have quite a mess," said Batman, who mysteriously. "I just had a talk with Kyle and Dr. Palmer (aka "The Atom"), and pieced together that a rather simple revelation."

"And that would be-?"

"Diana may not be in this dimension. After going over the transporter records, Dr. Palmer concluded that there is a 'hole' in the space-time continuum. Once we find this hole-"

"We'll be able to 'beam' her back," interjected Steel. "Simple enough plan."

"Good. Then let us get started with the rescue then. I'll contact the Justice Society of America to see if we can get any assistance from them as well."

In a different dimension...

"Welcome to Capsule Corporation. This is Diana speaking, how may I help you?"

For the past few months, Diana (aka "Wonder Woman") had been working as a receptionist. She hated the fact that she used her charms to get Dr. Brief to hire her, but without any credentials, she would have been at a lost in terms of employment. Bulma Briefs, Dr. Briefs' daughter, would have still have objected to her hiring, if it hadn't been for a certain Sayjin Prince…

Flashback:

"Daddy, why did you have to hire that...that hussy?" shouted Bulma. How dare her father hire some floozy that is more attractive than she was.

"Bulma, while you were out of town with Yamcha on that extended date, I needed someone to man the phones. Diana was looking for a job, and seemed very personable. So, please, keep a civil tongue while she is here."

Bulma, being Bulma, used every opportunity to belittle the Amazon Princess, even though she tried to look as frumpy as possible. This went on until HE showed up.

"Woman!" yelled Vageta. "This machine is broken. I want you to fix it now!"

"Fix it yourself, if you can't wait," yelled Bulma. How dare he talk to her like this!

"I will wait. But hurry up!" and out stormed the Sayjin Prince.

"Boy, I'm glad that this new catalog is finally put together. Now I can take the rest of the afternoon off," said Diana.

It had been a stressful day, mostly due to the antics of Bulma and her "guest". Dr. Briefs wanted the new products catalog to be ready, and had to worry about whatever nonsense the two were up to. Diana carried the stack of papers for production when Vageta bumped into her. All of her important files flew everywhere. Of course, Vageta didn't help matters.

"Watch it, you clumsy cow!" yelled Vageta.

That was the straw that broke the camels back.

"Me? A cow? Both you and Bulma have been very rude to me. I've tolerated Bulma's behavior since she is my employer's daughter, but by Hera's Glory I will not tolerate it from YOU."

"Oh, what are you going to do? Throw a hissy fit?"

"No, I'm going to punish you, Prince of Paupers!"

"What? How dare you address me as such?"

"Because I can." Taking Vageta by surprised, Diana picked him, and flew out window. When they got high enough, he was thrown into a vacant lot that was scheduled for construction.

"How?"

"Just a minute."

With a twirl, Diana once again became Wonder Woman.

"Feh. Some outfit. Who do you think you are?"

"The one who will beat the Prince of Paupers."

"Damn you!"

Vageta rushed up to meet Diana, only to be surprised that she could block his blows. He was equally surprised that he actually felt the blows he was receiving. This woman was good, thought Vegeta. I better up the ante.

"Galic GUN!" Vegeta fired a beam of energy, only to be deflected right back him.

"Argghh!" he yelped, as he sailed backward. Diana followed through with a blow to the stomach, flowed by a righteous crescent kick to the head. Vegeta groined in pain, realizing that he vastly underestimated this woman.

"Vegeta, I bare no animosity, but, please, behave yourself."

Then Diana took off back to Capsule Corp.

She can't possibly be strong enough to beat, thought Vegeta.

"By the way, I was holding back!" yelled Diana, before continuing her journey.

"I got to train harder. There's no way that I'll loose to both Kakkarot and that woman!"

Bulma was watching the fight take place between Diana and Vegeta from her office. After it was over, she developed a new respect for her. Anyone who could humble the Sayjin Prince was someone to be reckoned with. Maybe she wasn't bad afterall.

"Diana?" said Bulma through the intercom.

"Yes, Ms. Briefs?" Diana responded likewise

"Would you like to have lunch with me? I want to apologize for my rudeness."

Silence.

"It's a date, Ms. Briefs."

"I'm so happy. And call me Bulma! All my friends do."

***

Aw, it's so good to have a normal life.

"Hey woman!"

Spoke too soon. "Yes, Vegeta?"

"I need a sparring session. You will have to do."

"Can't you see that I have work to do?"

"Not any more." And Vegeta smashed her desk into pieces.

"I see." Diana reached down and picked up the telephone.

"Bulma? It's Diana. I need to take a few hours off while I get a new desk. Yes, it was HIM. Alright, thanks."

Diana puts down her phone.

"Lead on, cowboy."

***

"Oh, what a day," Diana said, as she touched down. Having the Speed of Mercury allowed Diana to get anywhere around the world in minutes, which is why she opted to stay with Goku and family. She did so because they were the first people who befriended her. Second, since Goku and the rest of his allies were training for the coming of these "Androids", Diana took advantage of the available training. Already, her own natural strength has grown tremendously, as well as her speed, stamina and endurance. It's almost ironic that she no longer needed her bracelets to deflect bullets, since her "hide" was strong enough to not be pierced (though she can still feel them).

"Diana, Diana!" yelled Gohan, as he ran to greet his new roommate. Ever since Goku came back from space, he was eating more than his fare share. Thankfully, Diana was looking for a place to stay, and was willing to pay for the additional expenses.

"Gohan, hello! How was you day?"

"It was fine. I spent most of the day studying instead of training, though."

"A sharp mind is always an important thing to have. My mother always said that most battles are won based upon character of will, rather than brute strength alone."

"Are you going to tell me more stories?"

"Indeed I will. I will tell you the story of Odysseus, and how his ten-year journey enabled him to win back his love Penelope…"

Dinner proceeded nicely (if you call almost loosing a hand during feeding "nicely"), followed by a kitchen clean up. True to her words, Diana told Gohan her story before heading up for bed herself. Somehow, she feels strangely at home here…

Kami looked into the reflecting pool of wander. For some time now, he was trying to determine the origin of this Wonder Woman. Then, very slowly, Kami could see the events of the past unfold.

An illicit love affair between royalty and commoner.

A desperate attempt to send the baby of this union away from certain destruction.

A wormhole.

A new world.

Warrior women from an island called "paradise".

A warrior is born.

A hero is made.

Amazon Princess, Ambassador, Champion.

Wonder Woman.

"Diana…is a SAYJIN?" cried Kami. He could believe that other Sayjins may have escaped Freeza's destructive ways. But the odds that Diana is the younger sister of both Vegeta and Goku by way of an affair is mind- boggling. Still, it doesn't answer the question of how Diana was able to acquire the powers of the gods themselves, though training with her "brothers" has helped her to rely less on them. It will be a matter of time before she reached the next level.

Tbc.

Author's note: Just a quick one. Let me know what you guys think.

Next time on "Dragonball WW": The Androids finally arrive, but are our heroes prepared for the coming of Cell? Be here for the showdown of the century in "Wonder Woman v. Android 18". Be there!