Hairy Pothead and the Philosiphers Phone

by JustAnotherBoredTeenager

Warning" Jokes Are Stupid And Dumb, Do Not Read If You Have A Sense Of Humor """EXPLANATION""" Irronically, I do not own a computer of my own, so anything that I add to the story wil be saved right on the site, so it may be incomplete.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the J.K. Rowling books, movies, cards, posters, action figures, dolls, stuffed animals and so on, Nor would I want to. I hate Harry Potter so much I cant even say.

Warning: The following material contains swear words and adult situations and materials, so no faggot kids under 13 allowed, even though it has an R rating. If you have the urge to flame any of my work then here is what I suggest you do: Write it on a piece of paper, coat it with a very fine lubricant, and shove it up your ass cause I don't want to hear it. And another thing, the computer I am using to write this story on does not have spell check so don't complain about my writing cause there will be mistakes in it. If you cant stand it, then my writing is not for you asshole.

Second Warning: The warning above contains some swear words not intended for younger audiences. DO NOT READ IT IF YOU ARE UNDER 13!!!!! I guess I should have put that first, but it's done already so no use crying over spilt milk. Enjoy!

Authors Note: I know you probably just want to get to the story but I think I should save this first. This story is immature and a lot of the jokes are not funny.